Ask a full-time hunter for a joke

Hehe, I can tell you something else. Upstairs is right. It's not funny.

Sadako climbed out of the TV during the film screening. ....

First row

Captain: "... this ability is good." If we meet her and want to steal from her, our brigade will have enough to eat and wear in the future, hum ... "

Chivalrous man: "(with tears in his eyes) Ho ho ... The Colonel still misses us so much, and we are so happy ..."

Pakunoda: "(The colonel is our major premise, and we can't live without the colonel) ..."

Second row

Water drop: "…"

Franklin: "hmm ... looks strong."

Water Drop: "I will definitely not lose to her ..."

Franklin: "... Khan (will she argue with you?" )"

Third row

Sisso: "Hehe ... Maggie, for my sake, keep it pure."

Maggie: "... go to hell" (I put up with it for the sake of the brigade ...)

Siso: "Hehehehehehehehehe ..." (still a green fruit ...)

Fourth row

Prisoner A (in this era, prisoners also pay attention to leisure and entertainment ... dizzy ~ ~): "The supervisor said that if we can delay one hour, we will be spared for one year ..."

Prisoner B: "Look at her little person. Her hair covered her eyes. I can beat her in the candle contest without any tricks. "

Prisoner C: "My genius translator is not interested in skinny girls ... click here."

(I pour ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ? #$~%……—*()——+)

Fifth row

Kiya: "Hey, Gang, what do you think of this video?"

Gang: "Well ... I never thought, ... I want to learn from Miss A Xin and learn how to crack it so that I can fight with her. What about kiya? "

Kiya: "Copy1000000000000000 (omit N zeros below) and send it as a threatening letter to someone who wants to kill."

Gang: "(Khan ~ ~ ~) is really a strange tooth ..."

Sixth row

Leo: Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

Kulapika: (Bowing his head, blushing, angry): "Quiet!" (An uppercut)

Leo Europeanizes into a shining star on the horizon ... (Ding ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~)

Seventh row

Husband fox: "mom, look at the man who climbed out of TV." His hair is dry and withered, not as shiny and elastic as yours ... "(advertising shampoo by ~ ~ ...)

Fox wife: "Hehe ~ ~ ~ Husband, you are still so glib when our children are so old, but that's what I like about you ..............." (flirting ...)

Sadako: (Leo still gives me the most face ...)

Maitreya: (holding Kulapika's hand) If you don't mind, would you please give birth to a child for me?

(hit from behind by coral)

Coral: Look carefully, he is a boy.

Kulapika: I didn't know there were spiders here. (red eyes)

Naraku: You mean the spider marks on my back? Many people here have it.

Kulapika: How much?

Naraku: (Count-me, Shen Le, Shen Wu, Wu Shuang, the ghost who was killed by Sesshomaru as a sword, and so on. ) Nearly ten!

Kulapika: Is Phantom Group going to set up a branch here?

Xiaojie: Sister, your eyes have turned red!

Shenle: (clicks on the fan) My eyes are red.

Xiaojie: Really? I thought you were from Kulapika.

Shen Le: (covering her mouth with a fan and snickering) Hehehe, I also have a spider logo on my back.

Xiaojie: What is the reason?

Shen Le: (smiling) This should be considered as genetic inheritance, which was passed down from my grandfather Onigumo.

Kiya: It seems that it has nothing to do with Phantom Group.

Shen Le: Two silly children finally understand.

Odd teeth: (Nail elongation) What did you say just now?

Xiaojie: This elder sister had better not offend kiya. When she is angry, she will dig people's hearts with a hand knife.

Shen Le: (sighs) It's good that he can dig. My heart is not here at all.

Ge Wei: Brother, can you teach Inuyasha how to stretch her nails freely?

Odd tooth: Why?

Ge Wei: Because Inuyasha always has long nails, which is unsanitary. If you want to use iron claws, you can't let him cut them off.

Inuyasha: I won't learn.

Ge Wei: Sit down, Inuyasha.

("Hey", dogs eat shit-)

Tooth: Idiot.

Lei Ouli: Did Miss Ge Wei bring her textbooks when she came to the Warring States Period?

Ge Wei: Right! Come out to find the jade of four souls, and the school classes always can't keep up. Mr Lei Ouli has similar concerns, doesn't he?

Lei Ouli: Of course, those children don't have to go to school. I don't know how difficult it is for me to learn K books. Do you know why I am the weakest in the quartet? I spent all my time studying for the psychological preparation exam!

Ge Wei: It's sad to be a candidate!

(In the same boat-)

Coral: It's a headache to have a disobedient brother!

Ilmi: That's true. The younger brother insisted on running away from home and even cut off the relationship between his mother and his second brother.

Coral: Your brother is very filial. My brother killed his father and his people. I'm not a fortune teller. Although I was controlled by Naraku, I was still very sad.

Ilmi Cheng Enemy: But I believe that one day kiya will come back to our home as a killer.

Coral: I always believe that one day Amber will stop being the killer of Naraku and come back to me.

(Odd tooth and amber sneeze)

Carlo: Miss Platycodon, are these white things flying around you reading fish?

Platycodon grandiflorum: These are dead soul worms. Collect souls for me. Are these flying around a colonel named Yu Nian?

Yes, I did it with my mind.

Platycodon grandiflorum: It's really rude. I thought the colonel died there, too.

Maitreya: Miss Didi, your goldfish vacuum cleaner is really useful.

Water drop: (glasses push) The mage's wind points are no less than mine!

Maitreya: No, I won the most fierce victory in my wind cave. I can't do anything.

Water Drop: I see, but my vacuum cleaner can only suck things to death.

Maitreya: (holding Didi's hand) Miss Didi, if you don't mind, please give birth to me-

A flying coral bone hit the back of the head and was dragged away as a rag. )

Coral: It's true that three words don't leave the line.

The leaders of two killer organizations met:

Zeno Zaoldyeck (grandfather with strange teeth): Thanks to you, the Group of Seven, that is, the murder group, is as poor as a bell.

Bankotsu: We've already died once. When we first came back to life, we didn't even have clothes on us. And killing people has the pleasure of killing people, and it has nothing to do with being poor or not.

Zeno Zaoldyeck: No, the accumulation of capital is the most important thing. When will you come to visit our house?

(Give Bankotsu a business card)

Bankotsu: So the old man earned all his money by being a killer?

Zeno Zaoldyeck: Of course, we won't do business without money.

Bankotsu: Listening to you is better than studying for ten years.

The other six: Have you ever read a book? I can't read the laundry list.

Suikotsu: I really don't like my personality. I am a kind doctor and an evil murderer.

Master Yungu: It can be seen that your mind is changeable. You don't have to pour water to know. The characteristic of people with this kind of mind is impermanence.

Kiya: (depressed-) I won't. I will always regard Xiaojie as my friend.

The classic meeting of two super villains:

Sisso: (playing poker) I've always wanted to ask you, after such a long time of serialization, when can you finally fight Inuyasha and others?

(It's really a stranger. When asked about my heart, I just want to know when Gao Qiao, a shameless person who cheated the manuscript fee, will draw the ending. )

Naraku: (looking at the jade of four souls in his hand) Well, as long as I can kill people with a knife, I won't do it.

Cecil: Shameless. I admire it.

Naraku: I also want to ask you, why do you always say that you want to beat Xiaojie and Kulapika, but you have to help them?

(Not the kui is Naraku. It would be better if we could know when Fu Jian's drag BT finished painting the hunter. )

Sisso: Well, I always have to wait patiently before the fruit ripens.

Naraku: BT enough, I admire it.