Red Monkey Storytelling-The Water Margin Lecture 7: Lu He Lin Chong (1)

Last time, Shen Zhi kicked two villains into the cesspit. The gangsters were too scared to move.

The two men stood up in the dung cellar: master, give us a break!

Shen Zhi: You go and pull those two out, and I'll spare you.

So they saved the two men, and Shen Zhi asked them to take a bath before interrogation.

Shen Zhi sat in the middle, pointed to this group of people and said, Tell me honestly, who are you and why are you teasing Cudgel?

Zhang San, Li Si and other partners knelt down: We live nearby and usually gamble for a living. This vegetable garden is our food and clothing parents, but Sokokuji failed to cure us several times. Where did the master come from, elder? It's amazing! We took it!

Shen Zhi: Our family used to be the prefect of the old clock. Because he killed many people, he volunteered to become a monk, and his dharma name was wise and profound. You said that you twenty or thirty gangsters, even with hordes, I could kill a person!

The gangsters thanked him for not playing, and then retired.

The next day, these people discussed and collected some money, bought ten bottles of wine and a pig, and invited Shen Zhi.

Shen Zhi: Why do you spend money?

Everyone: We are lucky to have Master here to protect us. You can't steal vegetables in the future, you can only rely on wisdom and deep appreciation.

Wisdom is profound and happiness is great. I'll take care of you, so you can recognize me as your big brother. )

After drinking for a long time, I was talking and laughing, singing and clapping, obviously in high spirits.

Busy, suddenly there is a crow outside the door.

Everyone said, "Go to heaven with bare mouth and go to hell with white tongue." Superstitious people read this sentence and thought that they could avoid the disaster caused by the tongue. )

Deep wisdom; What are you mumbling about?

Man: Crows crow, afraid of word spells.

Shen Zhi: Where is this sentence? !

A farmer said: A crow's nest has been built on the poplar tree near the corner. It's annoying to call from morning till night every day.

Everybody: Let's go, find a ladder and tear down the crow's nest.

Shen Zhi followed him out to see, and sure enough, there was a crow's nest on the green poplar.

Everybody: tear down this crow's nest and leave it alone.

We don't need ladders. Let's climb the tree.

Shen Zhi looked at it and wanted to know the size and strength of the tree. Then he went under the tree, took off his coat, put down his right hand, grabbed the upper part with his left hand, and uprooted Populus cathayensis.

When the gangsters saw it, they all threw themselves on the ground: Master, you are not a mortal. How can you afford it without a few thousand pounds of strength?

Shen Zhi: What's so strange about this? ! When you are free, I'll play with my equipment and show you my eyes!

From the next day, these twenty or thirty broken houses were persuaded by Shen Zhi, who sent wine and meat every day to watch him exert his fists.

After a few days, Shen Zhi thought: I eat them every day, and I will arrange a banquet for them today. So I arranged for people to go to the city to buy fruits and vegetables, two or three loads of wine, a pig and a sheep.

It was very hot that day, so Shen Zhi asked the Taoist priest to lay a reed mat under the locust tree and asked the bandits to sit down.

The great man poured wine, ate large pieces of meat, and when he was full, he ate wine with fruit. It was very strong, and everyone splashed their skin: I haven't seen Master's fists and equipment these days, so let's open our eyes today.

Shen Zhi went to the room and got a 62-catty mord. After seeing it, everyone was surprised: without the strength of buffalo, how could it be moved?

Shen Zhi played so easily that everyone saw it and cheered together!

Shen Zhi was having a good time when an officer outside the wall shouted, Well played!

All riffraff: cheers, officer! It must be great!

Shen Zhi: Who is that officer?

Everyone: 800,000 imperial army coach Lin Chong.

Shen Zhi: Please meet me.

Lin jumped to the wall and sat under the locust tree with her.

Lin: Where is Senior Brother from? What is the dharma name?

Shen Zhi: Cuckoo is a monk because he killed many people. When I was a child, I came to Pot Tokyo and met your father Lin Tihai.

Lin Chong was overjoyed. Become brothers with Shen Zhi.

Shen Zhi: How did the coach come today?

Lin Chong: My wife and I are here to burn incense and make a wish. I heard cheers and came to see you play with a mord. It's really great. Let Brocade and her wife go to the temple, and I will wait for them here. I didn't expect to meet a senior.

Shen Zhi: I just got here. I don't have any friends. These bosses accompany me every day. Now that you and I are brothers, we are really happy!

So people added wine to Lin Chong.

After only three drinks, Brocade stood there in a panic, blushing at the wall and shouting, Officer, stop drinking, that lady is quarrelling with someone!

Lin Chong: Where is it?

Brocade: Downstairs of Wuyue Mountain, I was stopped by a wretched and treacherous man and refused to let go!

Lin Chong: Don't blame me for visiting my brother another day.

Say that finish, quickly jump off the wall.

When I arrived at Wuyue Mountain, I saw a few people standing by the railing, holding slingshots, blowing drums (hunting tools used to trap birds) and holding sticky poles (poles coated with glue at the top, standing in the ground to catch birds) (a group of idle hooligans). A young man on the ladder only saw his back and stopped Lin Chong's wife: Go upstairs and let's talk.

Lin Chong's wife blushed: flirting with her lover in broad daylight (shameless! )

Lin Chong stepped forward and broke the young man's shoulder. When he was ready to punch, he found that this man was Gao Qiu's adopted son Gao Yanei. He usually relies on his power and loves to flirt with other people's wives and daughters. He is called huahuatai sui.

At the sight of Gao Yanei, my fist didn't go down (Lin Chong will definitely be angry later). Gao Yanei: Lin Chong, what can I do for you? Will you take care of it?

It turns out that Gao Yanei didn't know Mrs. Lin Chong. If he knew, it wouldn't have happened. When they saw this, they hurried forward to persuade Lin Chong and coax Gao Yanei.

Lin Chong watched Gao Yanei leave the temple!

Lin Chong led his wife and Ginger out and saw Shen Zhi striding into the temple with a mord and twenty or thirty "younger brothers". (combat posture)

Lin Chong met: Brother, where are you going?

Shen Zhi: I'll help you beat that bastard!

Lin Chong: That man's son, Gao Taiwei, is rude because he doesn't know his wife. I wanted to give him a good beating, but considering Gao Taiwei's ugly face. As the old saying goes, if you are not afraid of officials, you are afraid of management. I work for his father now, so I'll give him a rest. If you spare him, he won't spare you.

Shen Zhi: You are afraid of autumn. I'll pat him. If I see that bastard, I'll let him have 300 sticks! (It's very good! )

Seeing that Shen Zhi was drunk, Lin Chong said, Brother, I think everyone advised him and let him go.

Shen Zhi: If you need me, just come to me.

The younger brothers were intoxicated with wisdom. Master, let's go back today and settle accounts with him tomorrow. (This is also what Shi Jin and Jong Li advised Lu Da at that time. )

Shen Zhi was holding a mord in his hand: Sister-in-law, don't blame me. I laughed: Brother, let's get together again when you are free. Such a lovely and brave brother, Lin Chong, you should cherish it! )

Then I will go to the vegetable garden base with my brothers.

Mr. Lin and his wife were unhappy and went home.

Peter said that Gao Yanei met Mrs. Lin Chong, but he didn't succeed. When he returned to the official residence, he was very unhappy.

After two or three days, the friends came to visit him to see that he was listless. After playing for a while, he will be beaten. One of them is a "helper" (a person who specializes in eating, drinking and having fun with the rich second generation. It turns out that Gao Qiu also did it, that is, to accompany the pig iron king's son).

Knowing the gaudiness, I gave him a bad idea: Liu is Lin Chong's good friend, and tomorrow Ben's official's son will hide in Liu's house and set the dining tables. So Liu Rang invited Lin Chong to have a drink. I went to his house to find Lin Niangzi and said, your Lin Chong was drunk at Lu's house. Go and have a look. The lady came upstairs and met Liu's official's son. You are so charming. If you say something sweet, I'm sure she will take the bait.

Liu's home is next door to his home. When he heard the plan, he agreed to win Gao Yanei's favor, regardless of his friendship.

The next day, according to their plan, Liu invited Lin Chong to drink (knowing that Lin Chong was unhappy because of it).

Hou Yu said to Mrs. Lin: Sister-in-law, my brother and I went to my house to drink. (liar! )

Lin Niangzi said under the curtain, Brother, drink less and go home early. (Her name is brother Lin Chong, and Lin Chong calls her sister-in-law. I find myself chatting with my teammates every day. For example, when I go out, I throw garbage, and when I come back, I take the courier down. )

The two men went out and walked in the street for a while. Lu: Don't go to my house. Let's have a drink in Fan Lou. (Traitor! )

Lin Chong sighed.

Lu: Why does Brother sigh? (Know perfectly well past ask)

Lin Chong: I have only one skill, and I am really resented by the villain.

Lu: Who can compare with your big brother among the relatives of the country now? Qiu is also optimistic about you. Who will be angry with you? (This "friend" is so hateful! )

Lin Chong told me about Gao Yanei.

Lu: This official's son did this only because he didn't know his sister-in-law. It's okay, brother. Don't be angry. Come and have a drink.

Lin Chong ate eight or nine cups, went to relieve himself, then went downstairs out of the hotel and headed for the East Alley. After washing my hands, I went out of the alley and saw Brocade: Officer, you made me look for it so hard!

Lin chong hurriedly asked, what's the matter?

Brocade: Half an hour after the official left, someone went to tell your wife that you had drunk too much at home. My wife and I followed that man to a family in the alley in front of the teacher. There is wine and food upstairs, but there are no officials. Just about to go downstairs, the young man who harassed the lady came out again a few days ago and stopped him: please sit down, madam. Your husband will come right away.

I ran down to look for you, and met the gentleman who sold medicine. He said he had seen you in Fan Lou. Officer, go!

(This is the chapter "Chest tightness and shortness of breath"! So, this is too emotional. Ladies and gentlemen, take a deep breath. This is just a story made up by Shi Naian. It's fake, fake, fake. . . )