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147 mystery

145: What are the similarities between rotten radish and pregnant women? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late.

Solution: "What are the similarities between rotten radish and pregnant women? The answer is: all because they are late. " This humor is about similarity. The dragon was opened in the last period, and it will continue to be opened in this period, and it will be opened for 30 years.

146: When the gangsters raped women, they met with fierce resistance. When the husband came back from the field, he saw his wife being held down by gangsters, waving a spade and slapping angrily, and then he heard her scold: "Damn, you resisted for a long time, and you took it in with a spade.

Solution: "Gangster" explains the ferocious zodiac, especially Hu Kai 08.

147: A farmer went whoring. Ji said, "The lawn is ten yuan once, the chair is twenty yuan once, and the bed is fifty yuan once. The farmer threw out fifty yuan, and Ji smiled and said, Mr. Good mood! The farmer said, "a P 50 yuan, five times on the grass."

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