2020 classic funny quotations: don't share common sense with people on earth.

1, I never write words, but I write interchangeable words! 2, the effect of contraception: if it is not successful, it will become? People? 3. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and strip it off yourself. 4, the face is a thing outside the body, you can do it or not, money is a must, you must have it. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died! 6. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers. 7, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I went. 8. Before you touch the flowers and twist the grass, it has already been pulled up by others. 9. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool. 10, there are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best. 1 1. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit. 12, men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin! 13, after reading the language of 10, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year. 14. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune. 15, teacher, just follow the old woman! ? After a long time? Teacher, please give me a break! 16. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. 17, it takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey. 18, we can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things. 19, stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love. 20. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women.

2 1, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously. 23. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. 25. Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle. 26. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed. 27, no other half 100 points, only two people 50 points! 28. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you! 29. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high. 30. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.