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Urgent, please give me a favor article: The heroine is a time traveler. Either the hero or the heroine is a bit sinister. The writing should be good and complete, and the ending should not be sad.
The Gold Medal Princess of the Ghost King
Once she traveled through time, she became the ancient version of Cinderella. Not only was her fiancé snatched away by her sister, but she was also pushed out by her father to celebrate others——
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Joke! She has always been the one to kill people, when will it be their turn to be arrogant!
Hit her? OK! One shot will make you unable to lift your right hand again!
Scold her? become! I'll kick you into the ice lake and feed the carp!
Assassination? good! Let you not see the sun tomorrow!
What? Want her to celebrate the death of the ghost king who was so bloodthirsty that all eight of his wives died on their wedding night?
No problem! She is a "witch incarnate" who understands both black and white, and she wants to see which of them is more bloodthirsty! Who is more ruthless!
After marrying into the palace, she realized that this ghost king was completely different from the rumors outside.
Not only is he poisoned by strange poisons, he takes medicine every day, but he also has to endure the pain of bone erosion and heartache every full moon night.
The man's frail appearance made her gradually let down her guard and feel pity for him.
She swore that she would repay whoever made him like this a thousand times, no, ten thousand times!
It’s just that this man seems to be different from what he sees on the surface...
The ugly girl who came to make trouble for the heroine is not a time travel
Playing with people In the palm of his hand is his interest, his lazy smile is his mask, and living a carefree life is his philosophy of life. Therefore, so far, he is still a happy single nobleman with a handsome demeanor and a troublesome appearance, and he is as pure as ever! But his purity was too much. He had never been to a brothel, and he had never had a concubine. He was only served by male compatriots. As a result, everyone thought that he was too impure and was actually a lecher! This... is too unfair! He's just a bit of a germaphobe, and he hasn't met a woman that he would seriously marry. In his heart, because of what happened to his mother...
The heroine who pretends to be a pig and eats the troubled tiger is not a time travel
She was a majestic princess who had the skills of abducting husbands from her mother, and had a face like her father's that was always good at pretending to be pigs and eating tigers. She thought, she would be a hardworking and uncomplaining kidnapper. The future royal husband is not a problem!
He, the third young master of the Gong clan of the He clan, had inherited his father’s cunning and cunning, and also had a face like his father’s that was loved by everyone but was filled with depression. He wanted to live a happy life. Living a free life with no mercy is easy!
When the little silly face met the misfortune face, the candidate for the future emperor's husband was immediately identified, and he even threw himself into the trap. The little silly boy was proud!
When the misfortune met the little fool, the merciless life had not yet begun
Baby husband: Madam, my husband will grow up
When she held She rushed home happily with the test results, but what greeted her was a double betrayal by her boyfriend and her best friend. Her world collapsed and destroyed in an instant, but God sent her to a completely different place at this time. She opened her mind to welcome a new life and a better future, but the things she encountered became more and more weird. Excerpt 1 The woman rubbed her throbbing temples and looked at the serious-faced little baby on the bed with embarrassment, "How on earth do you want to sleep?" The little baby jumped up and down like a monkey, "He-Mother-Mother- Roll on the bed, roll on the bed, so that you can give birth to a little baby. "A certain girl fainted... You are only so old, how can you give birth to a ghost baby?" ! Fragment 2: The little baby was sobbing and huddled in the woman's arms with a bruise on his face, stammering and complaining, "Mom - mother -, it hurts so much." The woman helped him apply the medicine for the Nth time. Correction, "It's not mother——mother——, it's mother." "Woooooooo!!" The small sobs suddenly turned into cries like the flood of the Yellow River, "Brothers bully me, mother——mother——still Damn me!" The woman's face froze and she rushed out the door with the baby in her arms. "Mom - mother -, what are you doing?" The little baby was so surprised by her sudden move that he even forgot to cry. She narrowed her eyes and looked at the baby in her arms with a smile, "Let's go, I'll take you to beat someone up." From then on, the happy days she thought were about to come would no longer be separated from the word "囧". The little baby must say the mantra every day, "Mother-mother-, get on the bed, get on the bed."
"Mother-mother-, give birth to a baby, give birth to a baby-" "Mother-mother-, I love you, I love you-" A certain woman trembled and trembled when she heard this, and one day she finally collapsed, Picking up a piece of tofu and hitting it on the head, "I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a pedophile..." I don't know if God saw that she was too miserable, so he graciously granted her wish. The little doll transformed and stood beside her. In front of her eyes was the extremely handsome and unparalleled young man. She was stunned... She was grateful to God in her heart, but... In the dungeon, a solitary woman squatted in the corner and drew circles in a piteous manner, "I am a pedophile. I'm a pedophile, give me my little doll..." When we met again, the innocence of children was gone, and the youthfulness of youth was gone. The tall and straight man exuded fatal attraction, like a god who could not look directly at him. . Tears fell quietly, and in the hazy ears, she heard the familiar cry, "Mother-mother-"
Substitute Bride 2: Substitute Stupid Wife
Main Character :Chu Yechen and Qin Luoluo,
Style: Drama
Ending: Happy
Plot: Getting along after marriage and growing in love over time
Male protagonist: smart and wise, unfathomable
Female protagonist: talented woman
Background: fictional
The emperor is too seductive: Husband, let me kiss you A mouthful
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, she just felt sorry for the little guy, so she felt pity for him and saved him. Now it's better, this extremely beautiful little fox actually pestered her and refused. Let it go. What's embarrassing is that she was seduced by the little fox even though he was only ten years old. Five years later, the little fox grew up. Naturally, her appearance is stunning and unparalleled in the world. Of course, her skills are even more intense, "Ah Wu, let's never be separated in this life, okay?" ""good. "Promises are always said easily, but for this promise, they have experienced too much. In the end, can they really stay together till the end of their lives?
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