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A philosophical story about love and being loved.

Story 1

In the early years, a philosophy graduate student openly asked for marriage, and the only condition was that the woman should be beautiful. At that time, a reporter interviewed him: why do you value each other's looks so much, without considering each other's character, literacy and knowledge? He said: "Because I study philosophy, I know that material determines consciousness. I have a bad personality and lack literacy and knowledge. I can educate her, but she is not good-looking and I can't help it. " This is not the true meaning of love, but a blasphemy against philosophy and love.

Story 2

On the way to Japan to visit relatives after marrying a Japanese student, a female college student had a good time on the deck of the ship, drank soda to her heart's content and threw the bottle into the sea. When she arrived in Japanese waters, she threw a piece of waste paper into the sea. The husband glared and shouted, Don't pollute our country's oceans. She was surprised and decided to divorce after returning to China. Her reason is that he only loves their country and doesn't really love me at all.

Story 3

A girl was studying in America, and an American boy in her class fell in love with her and chased her desperately. However, at first, the girl did not feel or show enthusiasm. After she found that the boy was not bad, she turned and left. An American girlfriend said to her: We Americans and you China people have love time difference. Americans love someone immediately, but you observe it slowly. She said: He doesn't even have the patience. Can he be considered true love?

Story 4

A female college student from China took part in a French short story contest organized by the French. When the host read out her work, the judges gave the warmest applause. As a result, she won the first place among many contestants. The acceptance speech only wrote one sentence: she used "loyalty to truth, truth; Loyal to love, love abandons you "has touched everyone. It seems that the deception of truth and the variability of love are worldwide.".

Story 5

He met her and they fell in love at first sight. The next day, when he came to see her, she didn't even know him. It turned out that she had short-term amnesia because of a car accident, and only remembered what happened three years ago and that day. When she wakes up the next day, she will forget everything about the day before. Then, he began a hard journey of pursuit, in order to make Lucy fall in love with him again every day. This is a movie story that shows that true love transcends memory and time and space.

Story six

A woman sent a telegram to her boyfriend with a little contradiction, and it was written three times in a row before it was finalized. The waiter took her discarded telegram after she left. I saw her write on the first card: It's over, and I never want to see you again. The second said, don't call me, and don't come to me. My last sentence was: Dear, come and see me by the nearest train. It can be seen how contradictory women's love is.

Story 7

A man and a woman are in love. After talking for a while, the man felt inappropriate and decided to break up. However, when he was ready to express his thoughts to the woman, an accident happened: the girl was raped. At this time, he immediately gave up his original plan and married her soon. Take good care of her and love her. After decades, I'm still the same. This is the most responsible love story I have ever heard.

Story 8

This story comes from a novel by Qiong Yao. A woman fell in love with a married woman. They are colleagues. Because of their eyes and ears, they cannot express their love at will. The man said to him: I will call you and ring three times, that's when I tell you I love you; If I cough three times, it is to tell you that I love you. Later, the man was killed in a car accident. There was a sudden power failure at the memorial service, and then the light flashed three times and came on again. She knew it was in the underworld, and she said, I love you! What a touching story.

Story nine

In ancient times, there was a woman whose father was a prime minister and her husband was a DPRK official. One day, she found that her husband was planning a coup. At this time, she faced a dilemma. If she reports it, her husband will be beheaded. If you don't sue and let it succeed, your father will be hurt. In desperation, you turned to your mother for help. Mother told her: there is only one father, and the husband can find another one. Accordingly, she chose to report. This choice is only an interest judgment, and has nothing to do with love.

Story ten

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, I love you. The little girl said, can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: Of course! We are not children of one or two years old. I like this joke. Because it proves that love is not high, love is empty for a hundred years.

Story eleven

He met her on the train. He sat opposite her. He is a painter. He had been drawing her, and when he gave her the draft, they realized that they lived in the same city. Two weeks later, she decided that he was the love of her life.

That year, she became a bride, as if a dream had come true. It feels so good. However, married life is like a cross race. After polishing, there is no light. He is informal, untidy and unsociable. He advocates freedom and likes freedom. Although she is as clever as the lamb of God, he still feels that marriage has bound him. But they still love each other, and he has a good personality and never plays around.

She divorced him with tears in her eyes, but she took the key to the house. She no longer cares about his unkempt hair, when to rest, where to go and who to be with, but just cleans up the room and cleans up the garbage as always. He is also used to her coming on and off. He loves her more romantically than in marriage. What candlelight dinner, hiking and rose bed, she didn't enjoy in love and marriage, but now. They are no different from husband and wife except that the bright red marriage certificate has become a dark green divorce certificate.

Later, he finally became a famous artist. A foot-high painting turned into dozens of colored bills. She helps him manage and spend. They lived like this until he was diagnosed with terminal cancer. On his deathbed, he took her hand and asked her why she stayed with him all her life without regrets. She told him that love is much longer than marriage. Marriage is over, but love is not over, so she will wait for him all her life.

Yes, love lasts longer than marriage. After marriage, love can continue. Love lies not in the form of marriage, but in the content.

Story 12

He and she are college classmates. He comes from a remote rural area and she comes from a prosperous city. His father is a farmer and her father is a manager. Other than that, no one said they were made for each other. Under the strong opposition of her family, they finally came together.

He is a directional candidate and can only return to the scheduled unit after graduation. She gave up her father's good unit and followed him back to his county. He works as a clerk in the bureau. She teaches in a middle school and leads a hard and quiet life. In today's materialistic world, this kind of love is no less than Hollywood's "classic".

It was very cold that day. She dragged her body with a bad cold and made up lessons for students who dropped out of school at school. She called him and told him to go home early to cook. But when she came home tired and hungry, he was not there, and the room was deserted and there was no trace of popularity. When he came back, she was getting up to cook. She asked him where he had gone, and he said that because she couldn't come back to cook, he went out to eat. She was very sad and walked into the bedroom with tears in her eyes. When she walked past the tea table, the skirt scraped the vase on the tea table, and the vase fell to the ground and broke into pieces. After half a year, she left the county and returned to the bustling city.

This is marriage, strong and fragile. Just like a beautiful vase, if it is placed in the right place, it can withstand the weathering of years, but if it is touched lightly and falls to the ground, it may become countless pieces.

Story thirteen

He and she belong to childhood friends, so familiar with each other, and the frequency of breathing is similar. After a long time, marriage became dull and depressing. She knows that he is considerate and kind, but she is still not satisfied. She asked him, why are you not interested at all? He smiled awkwardly. How can you be emotional?

Later, she wanted to leave him. He asked, why? She said, I hate this lifeless life. He said, then let God decide. If it rains tonight, it is God's will to keep us together. She looked at the clear sky and said, what if it doesn't rain? He said helplessly, then I have to resign myself to fate.

At night, as soon as she slept, she heard the sound of raindrops hitting the window. She was surprised. Is it really raining? She stood up and went to the window. There are water drops on the glass. Looking at the night sky, it is full of stars! She climbed onto the roof. Oh, my God! He is watering with a spoon upstairs. Her heart moved, and she hugged him gently from behind.

Marriage needs a little fun. It is like an oasis in the desert, which makes our tired eyes feel hope and beauty, and gives the "left hand" and "right hand" a fresh feeling appropriately.

Story 14

He is a design engineer, and she is the head teacher of the graduating class of middle school. Both of them missed the best season of falling in love, and later they were introduced. There is no earth-shattering process, just getting along with each other and getting married naturally.

On the third day after marriage, he went to work overtime. In order to catch up with the design, he can even work hard all night and stay at home for days and nights. She is busy with the management of the graduating class and often comes home late. For their respective careers, they are like two gyroscopes, rotating at high speed in their respective orbits.

After seeing off the graduating class, she began to re-examine her life and marriage at leisure. She began to be confused and didn't know how important she was to him. She doesn't seem to remember him saying that she loves him. One day, she asked him if he loved her. He said yes, otherwise how could he get married? She asked him why he didn't say love. He said he didn't know how to say it. She took out a written divorce agreement. He paused and said, let's travel. I didn't accompany you on your honeymoon. I owe you so much.

They went to Zhangjiajie, where there are strange peaks and rocks. Rainy weather is the same as their gloomy mood. Walking on the winding mountain road, she found him always walking outside. She asked him why, and he said the road was too slippery. He is worried that the fence outside is not strong and she may fall down accidentally. Her heart suddenly warmed up and she tore up the divorce agreement when she got home.

Many times, love is buried in the bottom of my heart, especially in the process of marriage. It is plain and unspeakable, but it is true.

Story fifteen

There is an old couple living downstairs. The man is a retired department-level cadre, and the woman was the chief physician of a big hospital before she retired. Their two children, one is a middle-level cadre in a bureau and the other is studying abroad.

One night in autumn, I saw an old lady drying carrots. I'm surprised that a family like her still eats with her own food. I asked her, Aunt Zhang, is your family still flooded with pickles? The old lady is full of charm and smiles happily. She said that you, Wang Bo, like to eat my radish and pickles, and you won't get tired of them all your life. I used to give him dry food no matter how busy I was at work. Besides, now that you are retired, you have plenty of time. (Short Literature Network www.duanwenxue.com)

Looking at the old man who turned over the vegetables, I suddenly remembered Mr. Lin Yutang's famous saying: Love a person should start from his stomach. For those marriages that have experienced ups and downs for decades, love may really fall in the bowl and fall on the "dried radish".

Not every love is earth-shattering, but it is a realm of marriage.