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Test your logical thinking

The world-famous physicist Laue once said, "The important thing is not to acquire knowledge, but to develop thinking ability." Ninety percent of a person's intelligence depends on what kind of knowledge he has. thinking. The following is a test of your logical thinking that I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Test your logical thinking (1)

21. The story begins "I" said that I would hear women's voices at 3 o'clock every night

But his neighbor said that his girlfriend only came sometimes

So "I" listened The female voice that arrived was different from that of the neighbor's girlfriend

In addition, the neighbor said, "If you have time, bring your girlfriend over for a drink!"

Why did the neighbor do that? Do you think "I" have a girlfriend?

The reason is that the neighbor also heard the female voice next door late at night

What is there in the narrow wall between "I" and my neighbor? What is it? (Girl in the Wall)

22. Twin sisters

A pair of twin sisters were kidnapped

The eyes and mouths of the two sisters were covered by criminals Seal it with tape

The prisoner whispered in his sister's ear

"If you try to resist or escape I will kill your sister"

Then the prisoner whispered in his sister's ear

"If you try to resist or escape, I will kill your sister."

22. Why did the prisoner know how to distinguish the twin sisters? Who is the elder sister and who is the younger sister?

The kidnapper is an acquaintance of the twins

23. The hotel where I work

Because of my work, I rented a hotel with my colleague I got a hotel room

At that time, my colleague had something to do and would not be back tonight

Because I was timid, I went to bed early

But in Late at night, I heard a "clucking" knock on the door

"Is it the hotel staff?" I called but no one responded

I looked at the door and felt very Afraid

The knock on the door lasted from late at night until dawn

Then I checked out immediately

After that, I told my colleagues who came back from work There was a knock on the door

"It really happened," he said

He said there had been a fire in this hotel before

Someone was unable to escape in time Trapped in that room

Still can't find his body or remains

Ahh...

Fortunately, I can open that room Where is the door...

23. When a ghost knocks on the door, he is the one who is burned to death.

24. Headphones

Just now, the headphone worth 8,000 yuan suddenly broke

Is it because I kept listening to music at the maximum volume?

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Suddenly it broke with a "pop"

I angrily threw it at the TV worth 40,000 yuan

Then I immediately regretted it

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I turned on the TV while thinking "It won't break like this"

There was no problem with the image but there was no sound

It's too bad

Even the 40,000-yuan TV is broken

Speaking of which, it’s surprisingly quiet outside today

Let’s go for a walk to change our mood

24. What is really broken is "my" hearing...

25. Wash your face

It's almost time to go out

I looked at the clock

It’s almost dusk!

I haven’t even washed my face yet!

Although it feels very troublesome, there is still nothing I can do about it. ......

I turned on the faucet of the washbasin and wet my face with water

Then poured the facial cleanser into the palm of my hand

Rubbed it with my hands Lather

Then massage in circular motions on both cheeks and apply facial cleanser all over your face

There is a constant "gurgling" sound from the drainpipe

It’s time to wash off the foam

I used my hands to find the source of water

Huh? Where is it? Why can’t my hands touch any water?

At this time, the foam flowed into my eyes

I couldn't look for the faucet directly with my eyes

Where is the faucet?

Ahhh...

I finally touched the faucet

I opened the faucet and let it flow out.

Then I used water to wipe the foam off my face. Wash it clean

Dry your face with a towel

Then turn off the faucet

Ah...

How do you feel about the bathroom mirror? It looked a bit scary...

Then

I didn’t even shave my beard

and ran out of the house as if I was running away< /p>

25. During the whole process of washing my face

except for the last time I washed my face

I never turned off the faucet

When "my" face was soaked

Who turned off the faucet? ....blood instead of water flowed out of the pipe.

26. Photos

On my birthday

I held a party at my home

Finally, everyone took a group photo There is something strange in the photo

In the closet behind us

There is a skin that I have never seen before

The pale woman with red eyes poked her head out

and stared in our direction

I felt a little uneasy

so I took the photo to a spirit Expert identification

"This photo does not have any aura, so it is not a supernatural photo" he said

Ahhh...

I thought It’s a supernatural photo, it really scared me...

26. Since it’s definitely not a supernatural photo, then there are zombies in the cabinet in the photo

27. Unsolvable puzzle

This happened in a small town.

A man was imprisoned in a certain room.

The man opened his eyes and heard the voice.

"Find me a coin with the same two sides from that cardboard box."

There is a large box in front of you. Open it and see that there are many coins in it.

"If you find two identical coins, use the camera on the table to take a picture of the coin.

I won't let you go until I find you. The photos were sent using the fax machine over there. ”

Of course, the fax machine cannot transmit except for the set number.

The man searched hard in the cardboard box.

Then a copper plate with two identical sides was found.

The man found out when he took a photo with a camera and sent it via fax machine.

27. No matter how you use a camera to photograph a copper plate, it is impossible to capture both sides of it at the same time

This means that this gangster wanted to lock the man until he died from the beginning

28. Stargazing

The starry sky tonight is so beautiful. As a stargazer, I feel more energetic the more I watch.

Ah! I forgot to introduce myself. I am an astronomy enthusiast and I came back to the countryside to take care of my parents.

There is little light pollution in the countryside. At night, few people pass through the pastoral paths, making it a good place for stargazing.

Put down the telescope in your hand and take a rest. Huh? When did the original hand rope on the left side be torn off?

"Young man! The price has arrived (so late) Look at the stars." A strong man suddenly said, making me startled.

After calming down for a moment, I looked at the man in front of me, smoking a cigarette and wearing straw sandals. He might be a farmer nearby.

"Young man, do you want a cigarette?" Facing the man's cigarette case, I asked for one with itchy hands.

After lighting a fire and smoking, I started chatting with the man: "It's so peaceful in the countryside!"

The man said in a clear tone: "Oh, it's so peaceful. I was in the ditch recently. I found a body, a young man, still holding a belt firmly in his hand. By the way, you should be careful when watching the stars at night, don't fall into the ditch!"

Me He blew out a puff of smoke and thanked the man with a smile.

The man pointed at my binoculars and signaled with his eyes, and I handed the binoculars to him knowingly.

He looked at the telescope carefully and returned it to me with a smile.

"Go back to sleep quickly!" The man stamped out the remaining half of the cigarette butt and waved goodbye to me with a smile.

Tired, I yawned. Yes, it’s time to go back to sleep.

Already, I will never be able to get out of this room for the rest of my life.

28. The corpse in the ditch was killed by the protagonist. There was a conflict between the protagonist and the boy. During the fight, the boy pulled off the rope from the telescope.

29. Candles

When you go boating on the lake, you may encounter an unexpected love.

The girl was boating, and the boat suddenly capsized in the middle of the lake. A boy jumped in desperately to save her.

The girl was very grateful to the boy. It happened to be the girl's birthday, so the girl invited the boy to celebrate her birthday with her.

A girl and a boy were eating in a restaurant, facing the birthday cake. In order to thank the boy, the girl asked the boy to blow out the candles.

The boy plucked up the courage to confess to the girl. The girl shook her head: "You are very brave, but I prefer smart people."

The boy smiled and said to the girl: "You know Why did the boat capsize?"

The girl's eyes widened: "So it was you who did it?"

The boy smiled proudly: "In this way, I will prove that I am smart. Now, can I be your boyfriend?"

29. Do you know why the girl asked the boy to blow out the candle? Because the girl had already run out of energy.

30. Tom and Santa Claus

Tom is looking forward to the Christmas gifts from Santa Claus.

After Tom got up in the morning, he saw three gift boxes under the Christmas tree.

Tom noticed that Santa Claus was peeking at him outside the window. Although Santa Claus smiled at him with his teeth, he kept looking at him. Although Tom felt a little unhappy, he smiled at him with his teeth exposed and came to the side of the gift box.

Tom picked up the first gift box and Santa Claus smiled even wider.

From the first gift box, Tom took out a pair of trousers. Although Tom felt a little disappointed, he continued to open the second gift box.

At this time Santa Claus started to laugh while holding his belly. Inside the second gift box, Tom took out a football.

Tom gradually felt unhappy, even feeling irritated.

Finally, Tom finally opened the third gift box, which was the largest gift box.

At this time, a bicycle ran out of the largest gift box. As the bicycle came out, Santa Claus finally couldn't help rolling on the snow outside and laughing.

And Tom finally couldn't bear it anymore and started crying next to the Christmas tree.

30. Because Tom has no feet at all.

Test your logical thinking (2)

31. Well

One day, I killed my sister because she thought her crying was very noisy.

Then he threw the body into the well outside the house

When he went to see it the next day, the body had disappeared

Five years later, because of a small He killed his friend after a dispute

and then threw the body into the well outside the house

When he went to see it the next day, the body was gone

10 Years later, because he was entangled with a drunk woman who accidentally got her pregnant, he killed her

and then threw the body into the well outside the house

The next day When I went to see it again, the body disappeared

Fifteen years later, he killed his boss because of his scolding

Then he threw the body into the well outside the house

< p> When I went to look at it the next day, the body had disappeared

20 years later, because he was tired of taking care of the mother with limited mobility, he killed her

and then threw the body away Go to the well outside the house

When I went to see it the next day, the body had not disappeared

I went to see it on the third and fourth days, and every day after that... < /p>

The bodies have not disappeared

I remember reading this as a touching story = =||

31. Because the mother loves her son

So I disposed of all the corpses

But... I couldn’t dispose of my own corpse

32. A family of three

A family of three had just moved Entering their new home

Although it is a bit old, it is very rare to find such a cheap bungalow!

I have always lived in an apartment with a small space

There is even a small courtyard now, it is really great to be able to move here!

The family started living in their new home like this

About a month later

< p> One night, my wife began to say again

"I think there is something wrong with this house!"

This is not the first time!

"You must be thinking too much again, right?

Although this house is very cheap, it does not mean..."

Before the husband could finish speaking, he noticed that his wife His expression was not quite right

The wife looked out the window at the courtyard with a pale face

She saw the boy playing happily in the courtyard

The husband also looked at it Outside the window

"What's wrong with you? It's nothing special, right?" said the husband.

32. At the beginning of the article, it only said that they were a family of three, but did not specify who the family members were.

In fact, the couple did not have children, but the husband could see the boy who the wife could see. Less than

This means...

What does this mean? Solve = =

33. Superpowers

One day, There is a six-year-old girl who lives there and her whereabouts are unknown.

No matter how hard I look for it, I can’t find it. ** I’ve configured temporary inspections in various places and I still can’t find it.

P0LICE also gave up.

A month later, my parents, who refused to give up, paid a lot of money to hire a famous clairvoyant in the United States.

Immediately the parents demanded to know the whereabouts of their daughter.

Those with clairvoyance ability began to see things through clairvoyance.

The clairvoyant who seemed to understand something said

"This child is very energetic"

This sentence made the parents very happy.

"I saw a lot of luxurious furniture around this child, and I could clearly tell that he was in a wealthy home."

Although I have some doubts about this sentence, I still feel very satisfied. Happy.

Then the mother immediately went into the key points

"Where is my daughter now?" she asked in an excited tone

The person with clairvoyance ability said this

< p> "Your daughter is now all over the world"

33. The little girl has died long ago, and what is alive are his organs that were cut off and sold.

34. The Red Room< /p>

A woman from a certain place is determined to be admitted to a university in Tokyo and will live alone in Tokyo from now on.

I started living in an apartment and unexpectedly discovered a small hole in the wall of the room.

This small hole seemed to be able to see through to the next room, so I tried to take a peek.

The other side of the hole is dark red.

Could there be a red poster posted in the room next door? The female college student who had this idea continued to peek at the small hole the next day.

The female college student who was very concerned about the room next door, but it was always red no matter how she looked at it, asked the landlord of the apartment.

"What kind of person lives in the room next to me?"

The landlord replied

"There is a person infected with an eye disease living in the room next to you. ”

34. When a female college student occasionally peeks, what she sees is the red eyes of the neighbor peeping at her

35. Library

Someone The girl struggled to find her favorite book in the basement library.

The teacher who noticed the child closed the door and went back.

Today is the graduation ceremony, and tomorrow will be the summer vacation.

The door can only be opened from the outside. Without the key, there is no way to get out.

The child wrote a diary every day with the mentality of "because he has his favorite book to accompany him, it is not scary at all"

After the summer vacation, the teacher went to the basement library and found that the girl was dead.

Reading the diary written by the girl

"I don't feel scary at all, because I have books to accompany me."

"But there is only one thing that is true It's scary, the eyes looking through the keyhole are really scary..."

35. At first, the girl thought she was locked by mistake, and thought that as long as the inspector saw her inside, she would be gone. Saved.

The teacher always thought the girl was a ghost. After locking the girl in the library, she only dared to peek through the keyhole every day.

When the girl saw the fearful pupils in the keyhole, she thought the teacher was a pervert who locked her inside (or thought there was a monster outside), gave up the idea of ??seeking help, and pretended to be strong and wrote the last diary.

36. The Woman in Red

I live on the eighth floor

I am very busy at work and always have to go back late at night

I feel This brief shower made my shoulders wet and it felt quite comfortable

However, the elevator hall, which should always be bright, was filled with annoying darkness

The reason for the darkness will soon be revealed Got it

One of the fluorescent light wires has a short circuit

It's not just today, the management here is very inefficient

The elevator is on the first floor After we stopped, I was surprised when the door opened.

There was someone inside... standing motionless with his back to the door.

He was wearing a red bow and a red dress. Tall female

I hesitated before going in, but I thought it would be weird if I didn’t take the ride, so I just went in

I turned my back to the woman and pressed the button for the eighth floor button

At this time, I found that this woman did not press the floor she wanted to go to. I think she probably failed to press it

I really don’t want to press the floor she lives on

Staring at the floor lights, I thought that the elevator was really slow

The woman kept facing the back and did not move

When she got out of the elevator on the eighth floor, the woman behind her was still there. No change, always facing the back

I went back to the room to calm down a little and took a shower

I drank a can of beer, but when I wanted to drink a second can, I found that the refrigerator was empty

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There is a convenience store nearby. Put on your slippers and press the elevator button

The door opened, and the woman was still inside

Just like the situation just now, she kept her back turned and didn't move

This time I didn’t get on the elevator

36. The woman in red hung herself in the elevator. When the elevator was dark on the first floor, the male protagonist mistook the red rope the woman used to hang herself as a hair tie

< p> 37.

On the eve of returning home after the war, the young soldier called home

"I can go back tomorrow. I want to take a helpless comrade back with me." , can we let him live at home with us?"

The parents were very happy to hear the news that their son could come back, "Of course, no problem!" answered with tears of joy

"But, One thing needs to be said first. He accidentally stepped on a landmine during the battle and lost an arm and a leg. But even so, I still want to take him home."

After hearing this, my parents Silence

"It doesn't matter if it's just for a few days. Taking care of the disabled is very hard. While we're at home, let's go find that friend's place together. You and we all have our own lives, It is impossible to sacrifice yourself to take care of that friend for the rest of your life."

After hearing this, my son hung up the phone without saying a word

The next day, P0LICE called me

The parents of retired soldiers were informed that their son had jumped from the roof and died

The parents were speechless looking at the body and broke down crying

37. Combat The one who lost his limbs was their son

38. Mountain cabin

A blizzard blew in a snowy mountain, and four people were unfortunately killed.

If we continue like this, we will definitely die. Just when everyone was thinking this, they saw a hut in front.

Four people who nearly fainted were swallowed by an avalanche after entering the hut

Although the main body of the house is still alive, there are no electrical equipment and heating facilities inside, and some are only for emergency use. Food

If you fall asleep, you will definitely freeze to death. As long as we can hold on until morning...

At this time, the team leader proposed to play a game

"All four of us sat in the four corners of the hut, and I started each session. Walk to the left for five minutes, and when you get to the next corner, call people up and repeat the action."

The next morning, the rescue team found the mountain hut. The exhausted four people smiled.

Rescue team member "Thank you, everyone is fine"

38. This game cannot be played by four people, something got mixed in

39. Supernatural Photos

One day while chatting with two friends, they suddenly mentioned that they hadn’t taken supernatural photos in a long time.

The house where the massacre occurred on a nearby mountain road is still preserved. The two went there in the evening.

After passing the entrance hall

Living room, bathroom, toilet, kitchen, we arrived at my father’s room and walked up the stairs to the second floor.

Then it was the child’s room, the mother’s room on the balcony, and then back to the first floor. The two of them walked through it before leaving.

Then today,

I watched it and washed it out. We were all shocked after taking the photo.

We didn’t take any photos.

Of course we took pictures normally

But we didn’t take pictures of things like spiritual bodies

"Isn’t it strange?"

< p> "Probably he has become a Buddha."

"That's true. In that case, there are no more supernatural photos to be taken there."

"Not necessarily.

< p> Isn't there an isolated house on the way we go? Let's go there next time."

"Oh! Really? There are ruins there too?"

"How is that possible? There is someone staying here, so let’s go tonight”

“OK

I know, I’ll go when I’m ready today”

I’m really looking forward to it. I haven’t experienced it in a long time. So I'm very excited

39. They kill people first...and then take pictures

40. Star Angel

A star appeared in front of the girl Angel

"I can fulfill any of your wishes"

The star angel said so.

The girl cried and answered him

"Please let my family disappear! I don’t want that kind of family at all!!"

When the girl woke up the next day, she walked to the first floor and her mother, father and brother were all there as usual

The girl regretted it.

That night

The star angel appeared in front of the girl again

"Is it still what you want?"

The girl said "Please Please erase my wish from yesterday."

"A wish that has been fulfilled cannot be erased."

The girl cried.

40. It’s the same as the old joke about “the baby calls someone and he dies, and the uncle next door dies when he calls daddy”, these are not her real relatives at all. Her real relatives were accidentally killed by her own wish.