What's the experience of watching Survival of the Jedi with your girlfriend?

Bold and beautiful, eating chicken in Jedi survival is not as beautiful as wandering the island with the girl you like. What's it like to survive in Jedi with your girlfriend?

Choice is self-conscious.

Maoxiaopang

Eat chicken with a female ticket and have two friends.

Jump into the port container together.

Go down and grab the third warehouse, pick it up and shoot one.

People knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, let me go, brother, don't dare to kill me!

A female ticket with a pot is a pot.

His teammate came for revenge and was killed by a female ticket.

The man began to negotiate again: don't be a brother, you can't find a girlfriend like this, cnm, and you have to take care of it for the rest of your fucking life.

Touch, another pot.

She took it out. "Who's your brother? I like to care about your business. "

Meow?

I feel so happy.

@ 舵舵 舵

I want to talk about this.

Today, I ate chicken with a female ticket and suddenly wanted to play a prank on her. I took a small pistol and fired several shots at the house where she entered, and then shouted, "Someone! Someone went in. "

Then she screamed and ran around the house (that is, the big two-story house with balcony and many doors). She ran behind a low box with a machete, shivering and burying her head in the ground. Obviously, the box can't stop her. I almost died laughing when I saw this scene, and then I laughed at her.

When she finished, she picked up a gun and killed me.

@ mask shop owner

After playing with my ticket number and teaching her the basic operation, I went to cook next to her.

After a while, I came back and asked her what weapon she had picked up.

I only saw her character wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket, punk eyes, tight jeans and a blue baseball cap and asked me where I could buy pink sneakers.

I played miracle warming for a long time. .......

Master

Choosing good equipment is generally the priority of my family leaders.

The leader's favorite guns are UMP9 and UZI.

Leaders like to sell iron (Grade A)

The strongest function of leadership is to poison milk (alas, I don't have a rifle-I have it as soon as I enter the door)

The leader is an eagle eye (you can see people with a notebook 500 meters away)

The team leader is a corpsman (I'll give you a medicine box when you come over (*))

Of course, the most important thing is that leaders should be responsible for beauty! !

I am responsible for eating chicken.

Ps: By the way, she often calls this game Miracle Warm.

Banzai Changning

I ate chicken with a female ticket for the first time.

I'm an old hand. She plays the new number, and the people on the team are not very good at it, so I fought all the way to the end and it went smoothly.

There were four people left at the last moment, and I keenly judged that this was a 2V2 game!

But the female ticket is the first time to play FPS games! I'm not skilled at aiming! Can't even cut a gun! Ask me what key it is when changing bullets! Can't be counted as combat effectiveness!

So after further judgment, I think this is a game of 1V2.

Just when I was thinking, the figure suddenly shook on the stone in front! Look at the direction of their guns. Obviously, they found us!

Then I shouted, there is someone over there by the stone! There is someone on the stone in front! Fight! !

Then I saw a frightened scene on the screen. Female ticket is lying next to me, holding up her terrible M4 and aiming at my fragile tertiary head. . . .

Then. . . .

A brief silence

"Lie trough! Why did you hit me? ! "

Then the little girl began to pretend to be cute and said, "Oh, it's ringing. Didn't you say there was someone at the stone? " I've been following you. You shoot, I'll shoot. . . . "

Indeed, my last command to her was: "Come with me!"

Then the little girl kept pointing the center of the screen at me so that she could run after me. At the end of 2V2, she was so nervous that she kept staring at me, regardless of the kind around her. So when I say fire, fire. . . Yes . . .

After summarizing the reasons for the failure, I misjudged the situation. I thought it was a game of 2V2. . .

It turned out to be 1V3. .

Guo Yi old dog

I used to watch doomsday movies, but I always thought it was really doomsday. I want to protect her with my life. She also asked me, what if she becomes a zombie?

"Give you a bite!" .

I'll leave my bag with you so that you can pack more medicine.

I'll leave you the bulletproof vest to make you thicker.

Leave the third-class helmet to you, at least you have the capital to live.

I kept the gun for myself to protect you.

Every time I see someone, I let you stay in the house. After I killed someone, I asked you to come out and lick your bag. First, you should see if the other person's clothes look good.

It feels good to be able to protect you, even in the game, it's great to drive you around.

I can take good care of you and stay with you at any time.

So stop hitting me with your car.

@Roya

I ate chicken with my sister last week.

Foreplay

Sister: I'm a vegetable, and I often can't find anyone.

Me: Nothing, follow me.

Sister: I died and didn't see anyone.

Me: Don't panic, who dares to kill you when I'm here?

Sister: .....

ballute

Sister said she would fight wild, and Yafu was full of people. I'm afraid my sister will fall into a box and a house on the west coast of G village.

fail

Me: Do you have a gun? I don't have a gun.

Sister: Give you an ak. Take it.

Me: You take it for self-defense.

Sister: I can't use ak. You can take it.

Me: Only when you are safe can I feel at ease.

Sister: ...

Me: Do you have a mirror?

Sister: Four times. Here you are.

Me: You take it, I don't need it. This is second-class A, and I am first-class. You take it, it will protect you, not me.

Sister: .....

Running poison

Me: There is a triple jumper here. Let's go

Sister: You drive, my car will turn over.

Me: Why don't you drive? I'll leave my life to you.

sisters .....

Me: OK, OK, I'll drive. Hold my waist tight.

Sister sat down beside her.

Meet someone

Me: There are two people in xxx position, and you can call four times.

Sister: Where are you? Ah! Who's hitting me? Ah, run!

Me: one is behind the tree in xxx direction and the other is behind the stone in xxx direction. I'll touch it from the side. You can shoot a few shots in front to attract fire.

Sister: Who is hitting me? Where are people? I didn't see it. Ah, I see it. 1? 7) Ah, there was a gunshot and they were hitting me.

Me: I am dead. Come and lick my bag.

Squatting in the house (zodiac bungalow)

Me: How many bottles of medicine do you have? I have a bottle of red bull left. Here you are.

Sister: OK, OK, OK.

Me: footsteps, someone came in, ready to fire.

Sister: I was knocked down. Go away and leave me alone.

After the opposite two rushed in, I took 1897 Shen Wei's possession in one hand and kowtowed in the other, killing my sister with silk blood.

Final circle

Sister buff added bonus, and her eyesight and marksmanship doubled. God stopped the Buddha from killing the Buddha and succeeded in eating chicken.

Sister said no, I'm still unfinished. After all, it's only 9 o'clock, and I want to catch two chickens in one hand.

Sister: Games are not as important as boyfriends. Bye.

I

Well, at least I'm her first man to eat chicken in double rows.

Later, she stopped eating chicken with me and asked her why. She said that her boyfriend wouldn't let her eat chicken with others. ).

@zimmer

Dare not Pinz, port P, port N, steel works.

Otherwise, she was still swimming happily when I was playing military boxing.

Generally speaking, the most important thing for me is to search for a rifle as quickly as possible, and then I began to fight for life and death everywhere.

The most important thing for her is to pick up a backpack first, and then search from the beginning of the game to the end of the game. This is simply a collection of anti-string games. Poison circle? lyb？ Voldemort? Anyway, I'm going to the front room to see if there are any nice clothes.

My rifle is completely out of bullets. I'm always worried about bullets.

And her top match, m 16, is a gun of justice, and most of the time she never fired it from beginning to end.

I remember once we found a car with no solution. She said she had a driver's license and she could drive it.

I was killed by her car three times in a game, and the last explosion failed to save me.

Since then, I have seen my teammates try their best to drive around.

At one time, I thought it might be better for her to play the garbage-picking game with radiation.

But I never imagined that every time she got better grades than me.

This is a natural choice. The first time she played by herself, she just drifted to the center of the poison circle. After 20 minutes of packing, lyb was looking for teeth everywhere. She lived alone for a long time.

The last shot missed the top three.

I guess Voldemort, who climbed 10 for more than a minute, hit the last few people. When he met a man walking around the street, his heart was broken.

@Archer. Why?

1. Girlfriend who doesn't know anything about guns will pick it up anyway. But each person can only carry two guns, so you can see her unlimited gun changing mode. Once she found a mini 14, but the gun disappeared in a minute. I asked mini 14? She said throw it away, throw it away, throw it away, throw it away, and there are two submachine guns left in her hand. Me?

2. Landing is always thousands of meters away from the destination. I said you find a car to find us. Then bang, the motorcycle exploded. She said I don't know how to brake. Me?

With the experience of car bombing, I started the mode of picking her up myself. Then she said she was run over n times. She said that she saw a car and thought I was driving to pick her up, so she got on it happily. But it was too late to be run over. But how to explain n times? Emmmmm, don't be too far away from her when you go ashore in the future. I will fly wherever she flies.

4. What did she say when I said there was someone in direction N? I'll wait for you in the first room. Let me know when you are finished.

5. A common saying is, Ah, I was beaten. 1s later, ah, I died. Where did you hit you? Can't you run away after being beaten? Why stay where you are and become a target? Can't think normally

@ Old Naughty

"Baby, the two upstairs told me to spray one. Probably to save lives. I'm going to pack a bag, so hurry up and put it away! "

She gave me a shuttle as soon as she came in.

"Help me, hurry up!"

Kitten

This question is out of scope, there is no male ticket!

So wait for a little brother to eat chicken together, and the 98K professional will take over and use his life to pull the gun line for you. All you have to do is let M4 compete!

@ Shangguan Zhaowen

We were not together at that time. I took her and her friends to a group, found a conference room, and four people followed me out of the door after dividing things, and then secretly told me that you would wait a moment, and then gave me a sniper rifle silencer. I regretted it after playing. I just heard that my teammates had 98k, so I subconsciously gave it to them eight times, which should be left to me.

The sunset in downtown G Port was particularly beautiful that day.