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Funny personality signature: There are many younger brothers around my sister, which one is better than you?

I don't love enough and I don't sleep enough. . . Sleeping is innocent, and being late is reasonable! Brothers play by themselves if they have nothing to do, and unite to beat others if they have something to do. Life is like fart. It is really special. It is not easy. Since my daughter-in-law used Fuyanjie, my periodontitis has recovered! The acronym "I love you" is "Wan". This story tells us that if you love someone, it's over. At that time, I was so small and stupid that I couldn't bear to look at it. The more I lick in the turtle shell, the more it hurts. Not all milk is called Telunsu. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid! Imagine another bottle! Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a telephone. One day, when he was walking in the street, he hung up a fairy tale book. It is said that these branches will become big trees when watered. So, can I drink more water and become more mature? ................ bird is small, but it really plays all over the sky. I smoke because it hurts my lungs. I'm not sad. It's strange that a nun has become a monk-|| I want to be a man and marry a woman like me in my next life. In fact, I am a caring person. -an almond does not go out of the wall, the wall is too short. The furthest distance in the world is: let's go out together … you buy four generations of apples … I buy four bags of apples. . Money is everything, but money can never make you turn around and say, wait for me. I'm really confused. I waited. I have been waiting for fifteen years. What did you do to me? There is a Grenade. One day, after eating, it cleaned its teeth. Suddenly, it found a thorn between its teeth. It pulled hard and exploded. No matter how powerful the Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-trick. Brother Daquan is so handsome, you can look at my photos and eat something ... In fact, you must be ugly and good-looking. Over time, there will be flaws. For example, there are many things in your sagging breasts, and you will be tired after a long time. For example, a man lying on your body panting and a reserved woman will eventually become props for men to vent. I just want to covet your beauty Unfortunately, you are just a commodity. I like to accompany this night, because I am no longer lonely with the night.