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How to write a composition for a silent class
First, the teacher gave us a demonstration. I practiced for a long time, but I still can't write the word "one" well. The teacher said that China's calligraphy was not so easy to practice, but more difficult than pen calligraphy. If you can't write with a pen, you have to practice hard to practice well. Sure enough, you can't practice a good hand without hard work.
I practiced a word "one" and another word "one", but I couldn't write as beautifully as the teacher wrote. It seems that we can only practice slowly. But if you persevere, I believe you will succeed, but there is no need to practice any more, because the class is over.
Now I finally know how hard those calligraphers used to work. Because there used to be only a writing brush.
2.
Really? "After hearing what Teacher Chen said, I feel a lot of pressure in my heart. What did Teacher Chen say? It turned out: "Students who participated in the typing competition came to the computer room to participate in the competition during the writing class this morning! I'm not good at typing, let alone a good typist. Then why should I attend? That was in last week's computer class.
"Last Tuesday, our whole class went to the computer room with great interest, because computer class is the favorite of the whole class! But Mr. Chen said that he would come to the preliminaries and play fast to participate in the master typing competition (only the top ten have a chance). I'm definitely not, because I always type more than 90 words/minute. When I type 100 words/minute, I finally feel like a genius once, but Guo Yan always types 160 words/minute or more. But time waits for no one, and it will start soon. As for me, I got good grades and broke Zhang Shu's typing record for the first time: 106 words/minute. Naturally, I was selected (Huang Yiran was selected at 65 words/minute, won't I be selected? )。 "
After three main classes, what I want most now is to lie down and sleep in. Hey! But I'm going to the computer room now. My computer drawing seat number is 38, and I was almost laughed at that day. Much better this time. It's the 29th. My left hand side is a master, and she is Guo Yan. On my right is my loser Zhuo Danni, who once lost to me only a few words in the preliminaries.
I can't wait to open the test. Then I heard the sound of typing … it's time. I looked up at my grades. 1 14 words/minute, another new record! However, I played too fast here! Even Danny Zhuo is better than me, so I look at others. I ranked seventh.
Did you have a good day?
3.
In the first class this afternoon, Teacher Wang told us that the next class was an interest class. Suddenly quiet classroom immediately exploded like a sparrow's nest. Some students are talking about what the teacher looks like, some students are talking about whether the class is fun or not, and some students are talking about what information you bring and what information I bring. The bell rang, and my long-awaited soft pen calligraphy class finally arrived. I wish I had wings to fly there. I saw the excited smiles on my classmates' faces.
The interest class started, and I saw President Liu walk into the classroom in high spirits. President Liu introduced Four Treasures of the Study to us-pen and ink. Pen, ink, paper and inkstone are traditional writing tools in ancient China. Among them, the pen is the most important. There are two kinds of brushes, wolf hair and wool. The difference between a good brush and a bad brush is that the nib should be sharp, the hair should be yellow and neat, and the hair roots should be round. This is a good pen. I think you must pay attention to choosing a brush. You must buy such a pen in the future, instead of just holding it as before. Of course, with a pen, ink is essential. I understand that ancient people didn't just pour a little ink like they do now. It turns out that ancient people used a kind of ink block and added water to grind ink to write. The paper used for writing is called Xuan paper, which is made of ancient technology. Only when China people write on this kind of paper can they show extraordinary elegance. The inkstone is made of stone, so we can pour ink into it to write conveniently.
Unconsciously, a class ended, and I benefited a lot. Although I didn't write, I learned more about Four Treasures of the Study in China, and I am very happy.
4. Special writing class
Our class is taught by teachers; Our knowledge is taught by teachers. However, it is not the teacher who gives us a writing class today, but our classmate Wang Yitong.
Wang Yitong studied calligraphy since childhood, and his works won many awards in national competitions. The writing is logical and well written.
When she stepped onto the platform with the warm applause of the whole class, she was a little shy: her legs were moving bit by bit, her hand was clutching a book (her lesson plan), her mouth was biting tightly, and her eyes were shining with colorful light in the sun.
"Why are there so many people to study and learn China's calligraphy? Just because it is not only an art, but also very practical. As China people, we must write well. Well, today, I will walk into calligraphy and learn calligraphy from you. " Wow! It seems that Wang Yitong has made careful preparations for such a unique prologue.
"Point is the most important stroke in calligraphy. Basically all strokes contain dots, so light them first and then rewrite them. " Huh? I also study calligraphy. Why don't I know? It seems that Wang Yitong's calligraphy level is really serious.
I wrote a dot first. Hmm? How like a matchstick-dry? I wrote another heavy stroke, and as a result, the ink on the paper was cloudy and I couldn't see what I was writing at all. I gave up a little. Why can't I write well? Just as I was about to throw away my pen, Wang Yitong's words rang in my ear: "Be patient when writing brush." Then, I began to write seriously again. This sentence seems to have given me infinite strength and written better, but there is still a gap.
Wang Yitong is also very strict. Every time she teaches us a new word, she writes it on the blackboard herself and then asks us to write a whole line. Writing is no joke. Every muscle and nerve in your body and hands must be in a tight state. There are more than twenty words in a line. My hand hurts when I write it down. Although I had to carry it out, I muttered in a low voice, "This teacher is too cruel." I admire in my heart that my handwriting has really improved
Finally, Wang Yitong told us an ancient poem that Zheng Banqiao wrote on his wife's back while sleeping. Teacher Yu said that this story can't be seen as a joke. Only by practicing hard can you write well. But I think, except calligraphy, everything else should start from scratch, and we should study hard and practice hard to achieve ultimate success.
This is really a unique writing class!
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