What jokes can make the class laugh?

1, the pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

2, there are no fat people in the world, only when there are many thin people can there be fat people!

Every month, Mao always has several grandparents. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

4. Three tadpoles go to a restaurant to eat. When the waiter brought a plate of braised bullfrog to the next table, three little tadpoles embraced each other and sang sadly, "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up, and when I grow up, I will be eaten by others."

One day in physics and chemistry class, the teacher announced that there would be a quiz in the next class. Xiao Ming immediately raised his hand nervously and asked the teacher if the exam would be difficult. The teacher only said: it's very simple. I'm glad everyone applauded. But after the exam, everyone did badly. So Xiao Ming asked the teacher again, only to hear the teacher say: I am right, it is very simple, and the remaining 90 questions are very difficult! ?

6. There is a man who is really wordy. He married a wife for you to take care of and gave birth to a son, which is called trouble. One day the trouble disappeared and the couple went to report it. The policeman asked his father, what's your name? Dad said, it's really wordy. The policeman was angry, and then he asked his mother's name. Mom said: I want you to take care of it. The policeman was very angry and said, What are you doing? The couple said: nothing to look for.