Who can give me a joke in traditional Chinese characters? I want to laugh.

The 5-year-old daughter didn't understand, pointing to her mother's stomach. Daughter: Why do you have a scar on your stomach? The mother explained to her daughter: because you are in the mother's belly, this is where the doctor cut a knife and took you out. The daughter thought about it and asked her mother seriously, then why did you eat me?

contact

I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, you ignore me, you think I'm harassing me, I'd like to contact you, but ... the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me!

What you want is your father.

Xiao Bin and his mother walked into the street and saw a poor woman with a black and thin child, pitifully asking for help: Please have pity on this child! He lost his father when he was a child! Xiao Bin's mother threw the child a $50 coin. Xiao Bin was a little puzzled and said, Mom, what's the use of giving him money? What he wants is a father!

Kill half

Farmer Xiaomei wants to go to town to buy a new dress. Her husband is afraid that Xiaomei will be cheated because she has never seen the world, so she has repeatedly told him that businessmen in the city are very treacherous and sell things at high prices. Remember, kill him first, no matter what the cost! Xiaomei only kept it in mind and went to the city. After taking something in a shop in the city, she was very satisfied with a suit and asked the owner about the price. Shopkeeper: This girl has a good eye. You are a thousand! Xiaomei: 500 ... Shopkeeper: That won't do. At most, it's 800 Xiaomei: 400 ... Shopkeeper: It's cruel ... 600! Xiaomei: 300! Shopkeeper: OK .. I'll sell you the capital, even if you pay 400 Xiaomei: No, 200! The shopkeeper was furious: Where are you from? Do you want me to send you the whole set? Xiaomei: Are you trying to cheat me? Stupid! It's not that easy! Send half a set ... Owner: ...

5. What a pity

If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan, and I can only see you in the zoo! Oh, what a pity!

6. I came to tell you

I'm sorry to send you a message so late ~ ~ If I disturb you ~ ~ I'm here to say ~ ~ You deserve it ~ ~ Who told you to go to bed earlier than me ~ ~ Hehe! !

7. Give it to the wrong person

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, falling in love with you is my happy choice, owning you is my most precious wealth, stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation, and the person I love forever is you. Unfortunately, I passed it on to the wrong person.

8. God

God saw your desire and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

9. Wife's birthday

A gentleman never helps his wife with the housework. On his wife's birthday, he said to her on a whim: don't wash the dishes today. The wife was overjoyed and said, Really! Thank you for your help! Mr. Wang replied, no, you can stay until tomorrow.

10. Koreans watch movies

Two Koreans came to Taiwan Province Province to study Chinese. One day, they wanted to go to the movies, but they didn't know how to buy tickets, so they decided to see how others bought tickets first ... At first, a soldier in military uniform came, he said, a military police ticket. The two Koreans wanted to see what the next person said, and then two students in uniform came over and said to the conductor, two student tickets. Two Koreans thought: Oh! It turns out to be so simple. So the two men said to the conductor together: two Koreans!

1 1. Main meal

My wife has been depressed and angry since she became a housewife. One day, when her husband came back from work and saw her cooking, he hugged her from behind and said softly, dear! What shall we eat tonight? The wife said fiercely, damn it! My husband was very depressed and went to the toilet with a newspaper. The wife thought: My husband has worked very hard at work, and his attitude just now was really wrong! So I knocked on the bathroom door and said, honey! What are you doing? Husband: I'm cooking dinner!

12. No class.

Teacher: You are here at last! Why didn't you come to class yesterday? Student: My mother fell down the stairs! Teacher: Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. Student: No, my father is hurt. Teacher: Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father got hurt? Student: Because my dad has a woman outside! Teacher: What? What does this have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? Student: Because they fought, my mother fell down and my father was injured by my mother. Teacher: Oh ... so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital? Student: No! It was the woman outside who sent my dad. Teacher: Then why didn't you come to class? Student: Because I overslept. Teacher: What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? ? Student: No, I just mentioned it by the way. The teacher vomited blood. ...

13. Who else?

A man and a woman fell in love, and one day they kissed for the first time. Man: Who else has kissed you like this except me, dear? The woman did not answer. Say it! I don't blame you. Men are getting impatient. The woman smiled: wait ~ I'm counting.

May I? Actually, I can find it online.