Are there any jokes that make people laugh? ,,

1, someone went to the store to buy a money counter, chose two of the most expensive ones, and asked the boss why this model is more expensive. The boss told him that it was a fully intelligent voice type. When paying, he asked his boss to count the money with these two money counters. Both money counters reported accurate figures. He thinks the voice function is not bad, but he doesn't see any intelligence. The boss said you would know later. After paying the money, he put the money counter in the back seat of the car and drove back to the company.

On the way, he suddenly heard a money counter say to another: "Hey, is my buddy still counting money for others when he is sold by others ..."

Xiao Ming and his wife went shopping in the supermarket and saw someone waiting in line at the counter selling roast chicken. Wife: "It's definitely no problem for someone to queue up. Buy one and try it. " Xiao Ming: "There are many people now. Come back later, and you may not have to wait in line. Maybe you can grab a bench or sofa. " It makes sense for the wife to think about it, so they will buy something else first.

After the shopping is basically over, my wife first finds a place to sit down and rest, and let Xiaoming go to the roast chicken to see how many people are waiting in line. After a while, my wife heard Xiao Ming calling her, "Come on, I've got the sofa!" " "My wife got angry when she saw it in the past:" Oh, gosh, page the sofa! " "

The professor is busy writing an academic report at home. "Honey," he said to his wife, "where did I put my pencil?" "Isn't it in your ear?" The wife replied. "If you don't see that I'm as busy as a bee, can't you be more specific? Which ear is the pencil in? " The professor is a little angry.

My girlfriend made a sweater for my boyfriend, which was very shiny and everyone praised it. A few days later, he didn't wear it. When asked why, he said: My girlfriend knitted another one for her puppy with the leftover wool. When walking the dog, someone always says "lovers' clothes".

My cousin always borrows money from her brother's piggy bank, and her brother is very angry. One day, she looked around and found a piggy bank in the refrigerator. There is a note in the piggy bank: "Dear sister, I hope you can understand that my assets have been frozen now."