Now collect some love messages and jokes to chase after girlfriends! ! Give me a hand.

that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted naked in front of me, and gently stroked your skin. I couldn't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish!

2. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I am smiling because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to ............ Pig!

3. I was very nervous at the first time. He kept telling me to relax gently, and then he inserted it into my body. There was blood, and I was so painful that I couldn't speak. Only then did I understand that ... blood donation is like this!

4. That night I held you in my arms and told you to wear that thing in your ear. It's cool enough that you said you didn't wear it. Now it's a safe period, nothing ... What should the traffic police do if you don't wear a helmet?

5. I'm a person who has a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the one I should wait for in my life, but my only regret is ............. Sorry, I sent the wrong person. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault ... I got up early and caught the bus.

7. Do you know? I miss you every day, and I miss you every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you that ............ should pay back the money quickly

8. I really love you and don't want to leave you, and I am heartbroken that you let me set it so deep. If you really don't want to make me sad, please hurry up ... The stock market

1. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are excellent like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, and you are similar to everything. No wonder everyone calls you the beast of ............

11. When I first saw you, I said to myself: I want to announce: I love you ... RMB

12. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party to take you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I miss you back to me-wallet

13. Don't ask me why I am crying. My tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me ... dead thief

14. I'm shy, but I finally got up the courage today: When will you invite me to dinner?

15. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there were no sun, the moon would have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist

16. Diner: How much is a night's sleep? (How much is a bowl of dumplings) Attendant: Rogue! (Sixty cents) Businessman: Sixty cents? So fair. I came for three nights

17. Because of too many times (sometimes twice a day), your hair is all messed up, and there is no pleasure when I pluck it. Let's break up ... toothbrush

18. When I was down and out, it was you beside me; When I was sick and injured, it was you by my side; When I am frustrated in love, it's still you beside me ... It's really unlucky to be with you.

19, "Is it tight?" "Never mind!" "Can you go in a little more?" "Be careful, it should work!" "Does it hurt?" "No pain! It feels so cool! I will take this pair.

2. Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body. Open your unopened seal, insert my own stick, and suck your crystal liquid. Cool! Sprite

21. I thought about it in my heart. Two pieces are itchy. Hold a stick and insert it in the middle. The stick is too short. Two pieces are not itchy, and I don't want it in my heart ... I am addicted to smoking again.

22. Walking alone in the cold street in the middle of the night, my lonely heart is helpless, and my heart is always thinking about you and thinking about you. I really want to say to you loudly ... would you please invite me to dinner?

23. How many times have your tender body clung to me, and that gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy a burst of pleasure, but after I enjoyed it, you became thinner and thinner ... poor soap

24. I have always been by your side and worried about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew that you just couldn't take care of yourself. Whenever I walked away, you jumped out of the pigsty.

25. You lean on me gently, touch my tender skin with your slender hands, and suck my body fluids with your gentle mouth until you are satisfied and float away! Oh, damn mosquitoes!

26. You flashed by, which made my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really wanted to keep you. I told myself that I would never let you leave again and never ... catch a thief!

27. One person rode a bicycle and spread the handle, and met the traffic police at a fork in the road. The traffic police shouted to him: good palm. The man replied happily: comrades have worked hard!

28. I dreamed of you last night: we strolled by the river and snuggled up to each other. You look up into my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof

29. The spice girl called for a taxi. Miss, what will you wear later? Spice Girl: Red miniskirt! Recipient: Then where to go? Spice Girl: It's the thigh!

3. I am hungry and I can't resist your temptation. When I was in close contact with you, you gave me an indescribable pleasure. I felt that the earth was spinning, and I wanted to have a big fight with you, but I was afraid of getting pregnant ... Dear Beer

31, I was heartbroken for you in the vast sea of people, but your indifferent expression made me feel dull. Your indifference made me afraid to express my feelings, but I couldn't extricate myself. Now I want you to understand ... Really, the sky is so bright and quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

33. I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin, and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you-the sofa

34. Sometimes you can't see me beside you on our friendship journey. It's not that I forget you, not that I let you walk alone. It's that I choose to walk behind you when you accidentally fall over me.

36. I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face appears in front of my eyes all the time! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

37. I've been meaning to say three words to you for a long time, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

38, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear-braised pork.

39. How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but we are going to break up today! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I won't sell this dog

4. Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, and you look detached and comfortable. It's really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.