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Life is like a coffee table filled with cups. What's the next sentence?
My life is a coffee table, filled with "cups" 0 points
Version 1.0: Life is a cup. 剉
Version 2.0: My life is like a coffee table, filled with cups. 凐
Version 3.0: Life is like a coffee table, which is filled with cups; life is like a teacup, and calamity itself is a cup; life is more like tea leaves, which will eventually be soaked in the cups . Xing
Version 4.0: Life is like a dental jar. You can think of it as a cup, and you can think of it as a washing utensil. Deleted
Version 5.0: Life is like a coffee table, filled with cups. When you try to jump out of a cup, you find yourself jumping into a tableware (tragedy). Liang
Version 6.0: Life is like a coffee table, filled with cups. Just when we think we have jumped out of one cup, we have fallen into another cup. And if you find that you didn't jump into another cup...congratulations. out. Fan this was just a joke...because you dropped the coffee table. 卍
Version 7.0: Life is like a transparent cup. Whenever we know we are in it, we occasionally fall in love with another cup at first sight, but we cannot get out. Tribulation
Version 8.0: Life is like a coffee table filled with cups. Liu, as we ourselves are cups and tea utensils, we think we have no tea utensils compared to others (disparity), and as a result, everyone says that if we need utensils now, we should use tableware (tragedy). We perish in silence and become stationery; we explode in silence and become torches. When we try to protect ourselves wisely, we become masks. If we want to be a blockbuster, everything becomes Peking Opera. Unable to meet again, Ling held hands and looked at each other with tears in his eyes, which became a mime. Life is a cup for oneself, but a toilet in the eyes of others (comedy). 凣
Version 9.0: I told God that I was thirsty, and God gave me a lot of cups. 凬
Version 10.0: Women are made of water, and in order to cater to them, men are destined to become cups. Blade
Version 11.0: Ginseng must be soaked in a cup to taste. Net
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