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An excuse for college students to stay in bed

Roommate 1: Head nurse, what time is it?

It's fucking 7: 50.

Roommate No.2: Are we going to class? Today.

Roommate No.3: Alas! Don't get up! Don't go!

Roommate No.1: You don't have to listen when you go.

Roommate No.2: You may not know it.

Roommate No.3: You don't have to take the exam if you meet it.

Roommate No.1: You may not pass the exam.

Roommate No.2: After that, you may not graduate.

Roommate No.3: You may not find a job after graduation.

Roommate No.1: Finding a job doesn't necessarily make money.

Roommate No.2: You may not get a wife if you earn money.

Roommate No.3: Married daughter-in-law may not be able to get pregnant.

Roommate No.1: Pregnancy is not necessarily your own!

Snake farm: Then go back to sleep! ! ! !