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Qidong dialect vocabulary

Risk-no double-ended ammonites-want to cut-work hard.

Lai-hot paint-reflection-ink-appearance.

Gun light-cold-eat-play

Ji-he caught-caught the prisoner-pushed the slave-hugged.

Hmm-what keeps getting new-how to keep-how?

There are many nuclei-many-here and there-where?

Take-it's not too dark-it's very late-at night.

Always-always * * strong-very fat and thin-very thin

Gather together-often listen to Hong Kong-listen quickly-quickly.

Turn down-the bottom of the next pile-start from the bottom-get up.

Silence-think of obedience-be sure-solve it.

Good pure-slow contact-shirtless make a determined effort-diligence

Good malicious-capable-incompetent-smart.

General-temporary kidnapper-pickpocket qianzi-room

Surrounding mountains-very round and stiff-harsh counting-rules

Nose bulging-snoring throat-snoring throat-kissing

Beat up the ice money-cold-poor

Pull-blink-eyesight-tomorrow

Lizi-Tian-Partner-Good Partnership-Stupid

Posture-ready to call-whistle and ignite-ignite.

Light it up-opening it helps reading-it's thick-it's hot.

Jurisdiction-Shigazi-Jiaqianmoji-Branches

Gather together-I closed them all-I slept very full-very full.

The roll is firm-a strong frontispiece-rice is ringing outside-lunch

Asian rice-eating in hot weather-chills in summer-heatstroke

Fear of ugliness-shyness and old-very old gears-queuing

Very strong-very hot and warm-warm shell-body shape

Pipe guess fist shave hair haircut.

Mao Mao-Baby Yaya-Dad Lele-Mom

Ng Mom-Mom Sister-Grandma Pot Pot-Brother

False sisters, men and women

Left-handed-small handleless wine cup-cup-wok

Prying bar-dust shovel pole-broom pole-cupboard

Pole-pole-slipper lightning flashlight

Rice stamp-food stamp head animal-chicken and sheep rope-wool

Clothes-quilt house-living room house-bedroom

Shit-toilet cannon-firecrackers rise me-mm-hmm.

Hemp monster-frog tired of thread-earthworm flying-butterfly

Ginger vegetables-lean meat and fatty vegetables-poor fat-kimchi

Guatan-Shuipiaomei-Young Women's Milk-Young Men

Expert-walking relatives' poles-fluorescent lamp basket water-not clean

Help barbarians-unreasonable wine-acne and improve babies-have children.

A pearl-naked eyes-naked head-pebble

Haibazi-Children Shigatse-Child Trafficking-Children

Kick the skull-the upper part of the knee-dressing gown-coat

Steaming tube-cupping doesn't wake up the shell-it doesn't help you-it's cheap

The tantalizing method-don't be black-wait for Hong Kong dialect-tell stories.

Bubbles-swimming and singing-singing shoes-leather shoes

The hand lever-the arm of the lower body-panting in the afternoon-is silly.

What can I do-I can't be polite to Hong Kong-I don't know.

White can't-can't touch abandoned objects-it's worth collecting garbage stained with light.

Looking for the soul-loving thinking about the mountain nest-deep mountain ditch dada board-seesaw

Playing puzzles-diving and painting bodhisattvas-painting and playing with friends-I don't understand.

In the morning-in front of the cave in the morning-I used to turn like this-in circles.

Naidehe-making Pappu fan palm brand-Amy.

Play early-make breakfast, get even-don't burn the fire in depth-little tricks

Nuclear efforts-it's hard to hide-hide and seek-stay in the hotel

Dry feet-toenails tell children-beggars' virgins-hand joints

Sniffy bicycle underarm wire car dead angle nose-pulling card

Brainwashing oil-shampoo boots-high boots exaggeration-bragging

Check whether the book-account book-flower bed-carved bed is wet-wet

Tongue mixed with burning-talking too much-very heavy.

Playing tricks-fooling around-dark holes-darkness

Single lapel-double cloth robe-wearing a coat

Snowflake steak-white, messy and thin-is very thin.

Zhou Ziluan-Strong Sweater-Sweater Vest

The ocean is deaf-pretending not to hear the light of the ink day-it is dark.

It is unreasonable to reverse the calendar-the sun sets and the depression splits things.

Shake the lazy-don't move the system-don't wipe the ink, don't wipe the snow, don't wipe the red frame, don't wipe the red frame

Straighten the stocks like a mountain, bend like a child, and be as straight as a light pen.

The upside-down seeds absorb ancient seeds, with clear acid content and sweet (bitter) seeds.

Clear the box, smell back to foam, and the weight is as fat as the stock.

I'm in the top ten.

I'm dying, Lao zi ... I'm a baby.

It's hard to die. The mountains in Gao Ning are as high as hills.

Asphyxiating, advanced, chaotic, oblique, night-time and bending battles

Blame Zara, right?

Play the piano, play the piano.

It's just that eggs are not boring ... Harry is angry

How noisy it is to coax (cross) the new class name Lang San.

Biang sum (class) of Monhalai nerve

Don't take the risk ~ Are you in Hong Kong?

Key sentence

I picked up nail polish to clean the floor, Classical Ang, go to hell!

Boss, help me cut some poles. Very good, Gao Shuang.

I was depressed by a boring man yesterday.

It's just that Langgao Hagos has a high milk?

These sparrows are so bold that tiu can't even walk with crutches.

I wore a pair of flat shoes, and I got blisters in my eyes when I walked.

Toads are always jumping around.

Tell Hanako to pick up a word, sky and Asia.

In the year of Dongmen, Hong Kong dialect has Jia, Zhang and Hong Kong Jia's plaid dialect.

Stone: Once upon a time, there was a monk telling a story. What accident happened?

It will be dark tomorrow, and the clothes are still wet!

I'm going back tomorrow, but this dress is still wet!

Yesterday, Ahab planted trees. Yesterday morning, the frontispiece began to shine, and the frontispiece was still black and eternal. I went upstairs to draw the sun and noticed that my throat was quite dry. I picked up the mug in my room, and then I fell on the bed yesterday and made a tree.

I did not fall asleep last night. Get up in the morning, open your eyes and look out. It is still dark. What should I do? I went to the balcony to have a look. I feel my throat is very dry. I went to the living room and took a sip of warm water from my cup. Then I fell asleep in bed.

At dawn, the calendar head is quite high, the female card is still on the bed, the tree is ringing, the throat is still drumming, Lele and Yaya are playing tricks, and Xi Ga is also playing tricks at the head. Guojia's female card is always new.

Interpretation: At dawn, the sun is high. The woman is still sleeping in bed, not awake, snoring in her throat, mom and dad are up, and the children are playing outside. Why is this woman so sleepy?

Then Jia Jie is not afraid of ugliness. Let me be a slave and a good girl! Don't look like a high salary. I'm just a gun. I have a lot of money. If I can't, I will be there.

That girl is not shy. Let me hug her and give her a new kiss! Don't be pathetic. I will invite you to dinner. I have a lot of money. If this place doesn't work, go there!

Commonly used adjectives:

1. The coal sample is black ~ 2. Xuefuzi sample baked 3. The frame sample is red ~

4. Correct the zigzag pattern ~ 5. Curved zigzag pattern ~ 6. Brush the sawtooth pattern straight ~

7. Pour seeds and suck ~ 8. Clear seeds taste sour ~ 9. Clear seeds taste sweet (bitter) ~

10. shelf odor ~ 1 1. Bubble resistance ~ 12.lui is as fat as a thigh ~

I can only think of so much for the time being. You can supplement the essence according to your own ideas. )

Next is the common mantra:

1. I 10 ~ 2. Good building water ~ 3. Where's hammer ~

4. It's dead ~ 5. Lao Zi ... 6. My baby ~

7. Difficult to die in Gao Ning ~ 8. Ah chun ~ 9. Ha Luan ~

10. choking height ~ 1 1. Mixed up at night ~ 12. Twist the channel to fight ~

13.Fanhualieguai ~ 14。 Chara 89 Beijing 15. Long time ago?

16. Be a good fart ~ 17. Bullshit Qin ~ 18. Luan danqin ~

19. Qia Luan egg ~ 20. Momenxi...2 1. horizontal (yeah) ~

22. coax (cross) new categories ~ 23. Minglang Sanduo ~ 24. Noisy ~

25. manhalai ~ 26. Nerve biang~ 27. And (class) ~

28. sorry ~ 29. I'm afraid ~ 30. Are you in Hong Kong?

3 1. Hi, Class 32. It is Gao Man ~ 33. Good luck ~

34. Pug ~

(Wang Jiajing)

There are also classic jokes about Qidong Mandarin:

1. I'll kill you! (This is the saying that Qiyang Ningdu wants to know Hong Kong fruits.)

Boss, help me cut some poles to make me feel better, Gao Shuang.

I was depressed by a boring girl, A Biao, yesterday.

4. Chalang Gaoha 4 anti-high?

Qidong people went to Guangdong on business, and when they were eating in a restaurant, they accidentally dropped their chopsticks, so they called the waiter and said, please bring a pair of chopsticks. The waiter didn't respond because they spoke too fast. What's the use? Qidong people said: it is used to bake rice ... the waiter is at a loss ~

6. These sparrows are so bold that tiu can't walk with a stick.

7. I wear a pair of flat shoes and my nails blister when I walk.

8. Qidong people went to Guangdong to work and found a hotel to stay. When they couldn't find a bathhouse, they asked their boss: Can Adam take a bath? The boss didn't understand, and Qiyang people said Adam could take a bath? The boss still doesn't understand, Qidong people are impatient, nagging: rub your mother! The boss was overjoyed, taking a shower? This way, please.

8. A Qidong student went to Changsha to study and ate moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival. Moon cakes are very hard. He said, "This moon cake tastes terrible." The students burst into laughter after hearing this.

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Secondly, Qidong dialect about address:

Ways to address mom: old lady, mom, Lele.

The way to call dad: old tooth, old tooth

How to address aunt: full. ..

Aunt's name: Bei Niang

The method of calling grandma; Egypt

The method of calling grandpa; Hey hey.

As the saying goes:

Toads are old and jumping.

After a sentence with Hanako, it will be dawn and go to Asia.

Take a risk and take a piss.

Yeah, yeah, just milk.

It's up to you

Hanging out for nine nights.

Finally, the classic Qidong children's songs;

Don hates riding a high-pitched horse, followed by the Monkey King.

The monkey king walks fast, and there are pigs in the back building.

The pig's mouth is long, and there is a sand monk in the back building.

Friar Sand was carrying a pole, and the witch came from the back floor. ...

Update1;

1. Hit or new ~ 2. Turn the box three times. Hoholo, check ~

4. The baby coaxed me ~ 5. The mountain heart is full ~ 6. Xiong Xi is a loser ~

7. Fall in a pool of blood. Landing in the dust is a high jump ~ 9. Swing ~

Update 2:

1. This tree is safe and closed. 2. Good karma is 3. Karma is 3

4. Yellow-eyed snake 5. Jump sei female 6. Play cha-cha

7. Widowed Luo 8. Take a risk and count your breath. Charge your breath.

10. Oil pressing 1 1. Mouth and nose 12. I will kill you with one foot.

13. Punch you to death. 14. Die with Pia. 15. Pinch the baby.

16. Shouting complaints about air pumping 17. Don't rush the cage 18. This ~

19. Pei Qiu oh 20. Not Shixichoke 2 1.diang Longpo

22. Pig north north 23.diang pig dead bird height 24. Luokoumen sedan chair turns around ~ ~

25. Two grandmothers played gongs and boiled water, and it was Xi's mother-in-law, alas!

26. Open 18 acre. 27. Don't be caged or shrugged.

28. there is grass on the skull, and the monkey is licking it ~

29. I'm in the house, but if you don't go, I'll take the law, and you'll be fine with pickled fish and vegetables

30. Shameless, no blood, dried tofu explodes pig blood.

3 1. Coax the West, and the ass will unify the West.

32. Answer you, get dressed, I will kill you in August 15, and I will hang you in September 15.

Take a look, Lang can buy it if he has money.