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Who wins the fight between Tibetan mastiff and tiger!
Tough enough, definitely tough enough! But it's bad enough for dogs. To the beast? Then stop talking. A joke, a Tibetan mastiff was locked in a lion cage, and the Tibetan mastiff said to the lion, dare you fight with me? The lion said: I dare not. Tibetan mastiff said, why? The lion said: I will fight with you, regardless of winning or losing, I will only say that the Tibetan mastiff is fierce enough. In fact, I won't even tell you to read some advanced books on animal biology first. You can only watch "100,000 Why" first, only animals. Or you can see more about the animal world. Look at the fundamental differences between cats and dogs, wild animals and poultry, carnivores and omnivores. Then you can think about whether your question is funny or not. Really, the day before yesterday, I saw someone seriously asking if Tibetan mastiff could kill Tyrannosaurus Rex ...? Is it the same as you asked? Body shape: lion, well, the average African lion weighs more than 200 kilograms, and the slightly better one weighs 250 kilograms, not counting the weight, it is about 400 kilograms. Tibetan mastiff, well, the average Tibetan mastiff is about 150 kg, which is about 200 kg. It's deformed and obese ... the weight difference is twice, not much, just like a 50 kg person fighting with a 100 kg person. In terms of heart, the lion's heart is many times larger than that of Tibetan mastiff, which determines that it can have stronger explosive power, endurance and physical recovery ability. Muscle structure, lion's muscle fiber is much thicker than Tibetan mastiff (I am embarrassed to compare with Tibetan mastiff when writing here). Lions living in the tropics can hardly find fat in muscle tissue, but Tibetan mastiffs are different. I don't know how much fat there is in that 200 Jin weight. Except for the bones, the strength of the bones of lions is much higher than that of Tibetan mastiffs, which also determines how much blow they can bear and how much blow they can fight. Speed, the male lion's sprint speed can reach 60 km/h, while the Tibetan mastiff … alas, it's really embarrassing. If you have seen Tibetan mastiff with your own eyes, I think you can understand what I mean. Food: Lions on the African grassland are threatened by hyenas, African leopards, sideburns (the bite force of this monster is only about 600 kg of puppies) and similar lions. They are always worried about their own survival and are always in distress. If there is no food to eat, you will starve to death. If there is food, other animals will rob you. Needless to say, this survival instinct is wild. Tibetan mastiff, what is he facing? Well, let's take the pure breed that people who blindly worship Tibetan mastiffs often say. This kind of "purebred tibetan mastiff" lives in the vast snow-capped mountains and grasslands in Tibet. What will it face? What is this? Oh, by the way, there are white polar bears, snow monsters, snow leopards, saber-toothed tigers and Tyrannosaurus Rex in the snow-capped mountains ... there are elk, rhinoceros, wild boar and wolves, and they are bitten by a dog when they are rotten. Well, this grassland is the same as TM African grassland ... so this purebred tibetan mastiff is really alive. What will it eat if no one keeps it? Yes, yes, is it a god dog that doesn't eat, or a god dog that preys on leopards, tigers, elephants, animals that run much faster than dogs, wolves that retreat from the group, or small animals? Predation mode: lion: As a cat, its front paws are far more useful than dogs. Its front paws are almost a cat's scalpel, sharp and inverted, and can make flapping, grabbing and tearing actions. Quick action, fast running, relying on the weight and fierce attack of front paws. Once bitten, sharp and curved canine teeth will cause fatal penetrating damage to the target. And the tongue. The lion's tongue is covered with inverted hooks. Why? Because it is more convenient to skin each other when hunting. In other words, a few licks can' hook' the meat! A cat's jaw is short and powerful, very powerful. They bite their prey, crush it and swallow it. Without chewing, it is directly digested by gastric juice. Tibetan mastiff: As a canine, its front paws are far less useful than cats. Use the weight acceleration of your body to violently impact the target, throw it down and bite it. If the fighting style is better by nature, you will also hold your throat. Then, then it's gone. If a Tibetan mastiff tackled a lion twice as heavy as himself and went up to bite. Needless to say, it is easy for a lion to slap with its front paws or turn over with its weight. It's like a person weighing 50 kg weighs 100 kg on you. Is it difficult for you to turn over? Let's not talk about the lion's overwhelming bite force of 400 kilograms, but how big the mouth of the Tibetan mastiff is. How big is the lion's mouth? And can Tibetan mastiffs pounce on lions that are several times more flexible than themselves? Friends who blindly worship Tibetan mastiff, look at the sports ability of Tibetan mastiff. I don't want to say how bad it is. I have also read the legend that someone called Tibetan mastiff fighting several leopards. Only the sensitivity of the leopard can make the attack of the Tibetan mastiff impossible. Look at fighting dog Pete, bull terrier and you will understand. Hunting, the size of Tibetan mastiff does not allow it to be flexible. Work, Tibetan mastiff's personality does not allow it to be highly obedient. Partner, the hygienic habits of Tibetan mastiffs are terrible. Dog fighting, the current market price is too high, the risk is high and the profit is low. What can Tibetan mastiff do? Can only be a good shepherd dog. The others are too hard to serve. Finally: Tibetan mastiff is definitely a good dog and can definitely rank among the top five fierce dogs in the world. It is absolutely the pride of China. However, please don't confuse the purposeful publicity of the merchants with the actual situation, just from the fact that the prices of Tibetan mastiffs have been fired one after another in the last two years. To say that it is rare, Tibetan mastiffs are far less rare than fine dogs in China, but the concept has been disguised by the hype of unscrupulous businessmen. Anyone with a little thinking ability can understand ... I don't believe the story of Tibetan mastiff fighting wolf. After all, dogs are kept by people, and wolves hunt for their own survival. There is no doubt that wolves are animals with super-high IQ. I admit that Tibetan mastiff, as a herding dog, can really give wolves a deterrent, so that they dare not attack sheep without fear, but it is not like blind followers boasting that dogs beat wolves. If you really love Tibetan mastiff, please stop the hype, stop following blindly and face up to this excellent dog breed. If you have the ability, please study foreign breeding systems and methods to improve and continue good dog breeds, instead of constantly destroying good dog breeds for making money. Copying from others. Look at it. Tigers kill Tibetan mastiffs more than lions, cows and B lions. Do you think the tiger can win? If the lion and the Tibetan mastiff PK lion lose a pinch of hair, then the tiger has no less hair!
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