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Naughty composition
Naughty composition 1 "Ah, whenever I think of you, my dear good teacher, a warm current stirs in my heart ..." Listening to the song "Whenever I walk past the teacher's window", that beautiful and lovely face reappears in my mind and lingers.
She is Shen Jiayi, a new rural teacher who has just left school from My Dear Naughty Boy. She gave a lot to a child named Qi Xiaotian in her class: be serious, work hard and never give up. ...
The "problem" student Qi misunderstood that the new teacher wanted to be her stepmother and engaged in a series of practical jokes, which made her very sad. But she didn't give up Qi Xiaotian, but decided to use her own change to drive his change. After learning that Qi and Wu Hero had made a bet in the "China Zhili International Children's Wear Competition", Mr. Shen took the initiative to help Qi participate in the children's wear design of Qi Qiwei Company. The relationship between the two gradually became close, which also improved Qi's performance and got rid of practical jokes.
After two people's efforts, Xiao Tian won the championship in the children's wear contest. This makes me feel a different teacher image. Some people say that teachers are the warm sun in winter, giving people the warmest light; Some people say that the teacher is the brightest big dipper at night, which points out the direction for us; Some people say that the teacher is a lush leaf, caring for our future flowers and bones with her powerful body. Isn't that what teacher Shen Jiayi is like in the play?
Naughty composition 2. There is a kitten named Diandian in my house. He is naughty, but he is also cute.
He has eyes like two black pearls, a beautiful tricolor hair and a thin and soft tail. It's really cute.
On a sunny morning, I played it in bed. Suddenly, my mother asked me to help her. I put the ball down and passed. But when I came back, I saw wool all over the floor, and I felt something was wrong. When I went to the bed, I saw it playing with wool balls! I quickly put it underground, and then reluctantly wrapped the wool, but it ignored me and went to play. "This kitten is really naughty!"
One summer night, I didn't finish my homework, but I was sleepy. Just when I fell asleep at my desk, it somehow climbed on my head and made my hair stand on end. I looked at it, and he said shyly, "Don't sleep, the homework isn't finished yet!" " Finished. I'm sleeping. "I think, thank you very much! If it weren't for it, I would be criticized tomorrow. Touch its head and do my homework carefully. ...
Although Diandian is sometimes naughty, it is also a good helper when I study.
Naughty composition 3 One day, Lily, a white rabbit, was playing in the forest. Beibei, the puppy, suddenly flashed out from behind the big tree, which startled Lili. Lili said angrily, "I ignore you."
"Ignore it, ignore it. I'll find Mimi. " Beibei ran to Mimi's house. In the distance, she saw Mimi's door open and a fragrance floated out of the room. When she went in, she saw Mimi cooking. Beibei crept up behind Mimi and shouted, "Mimi!" " Mimi was so scared that she threw the shovel on the ground. You are so bad! "Mimi is very annoying." What if it's bad? "Beibei is very proud.
On the way home, Beibei met Pippi the pony. Pippi said enthusiastically, "Beibei, you ride on my back and I'll carry you home." "Great." Beibei climbed onto Pippi's back. He grabbed Pippi's ear with one hand and patted Pippi with the other, shouting, "Drive! Drive! Drive! " Pippi said unhappily, "You have gone too far. I won't carry you. "
After that, the children ignored Beibei no longer. Beibei is very unhappy. He went to ask Uncle Niu, "Uncle Niu, why doesn't everyone play with me?" "Because I don't respect others, I often play tricks on people, which is not good." "What should I do?" "As long as you are friendly to others, always help others."
After that, Beibei often helped Lili pick mushrooms, helped Mimi stir-fry and helped Pippi pull weeds ... Friends fell in love with him again.
Naughty Composition 4 A pair of bright eyes are shining with innocent light, a small and exquisite nose is quite delicate, and Zhang Tiantian's cherry mouth is smooth. This is my lively and lovely cousin, nicknamed "naughty". My brother is five years old this year. He is my precious son during my period. Talking about him really makes me happy and worried.
I remember this time. I said loudly to my brother, "Hey, naughty, you're making trouble again!" " "I saw" Scampy "scribbling left and right on the notebook, flushed with anger, while that" Scampy "casually sat in a chair and pursed his lips. I gently touched his head with a pen-I don't know if it hurts sometimes, or if I pretend to hurt it on purpose. Tears of "naughty" rolled down. Shit, if mom finds out, I'm dead. I begged my cousin to stop crying, but he cried more and more. This worried me very much. I flew out, but I was about to run away. "You bully your brother again, don't you? "Mom, the lion roared. I turned around and saw my angry mother coming towards me with her waist propped up. Now I am miserable. My mother convicted me twice in a row: one was bullying the weak, and the other was absconding for fear of sin.
"You naughty boy, don't ask you to eat, you just don't listen. Look at my brother! " I yelled at my brother. But as usual, I didn't seem to hear it. Mom asked me to coax my brother, and I smiled and said to him, "Brother, have a good meal, and I will give you a toy." My brother stopped eating like he got a hundred points in the exam. The next morning, I came to my room. Is this the room where people live? It's a doghouse! I am full of anger. I cleaned the room as fast as I could, and my mother came. Alas, once again reprimanded. No! This is obviously done by my cousin. "Where are my toys? My cousin is here to find fault. I was speechless when asked. I am really wronged in my heart, who let me make fun of my cousin!
Life is a five-flavor bottle, which is sweet, sour, spicy and salty. My brother brings me endless happiness and troubles. He is really a "naughty boy", but it also adds a lot of fun to my life.
Naughty composition 5 "Hey, who put mustard tuber in my millet porridge?" There is no doubt that it must be my brother.
My cousin is about one meter tall, with a chubby figure and a red face. She smiled, her dimples were deep, like a doll, and she looked lovely. I will be four years old after this Spring Festival.
Although young, it is not ambiguous to do naughty things. Once, I was watching TV with relish. Suddenly, a "Foshan shadowless foot" kicked me in the back, only to hear a bang. I overturned my chair. I was so angry that I looked at my brother lying in bed gloating and cried, "What's the matter? Believe it or not, I will hit you! " Cousin is more proud, standing on the folded quilt beside the bed and looking at me. It's true that there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called bullies. My little aunt repeatedly told me to take good care of my brother. At this moment, I really dare to speak out!
Not long ago, the family was still watching TV happily together. My cousin grabbed my hair and tugged at it, but how dare I fight back in public? If you are not happy, you can't send it on the spot. But after a while, he apologized to me, which really made me laugh and cry.
How many times, he just held something of mine in his hand and tried to stop him. He either cried or broke something. He never does this kind of business secretly, but he just shows off. He may think he can have everything. If he knew that I wouldn't hit him because he was too young to understand, he wouldn't be so reckless and do whatever he wants!
Naughty composition 6 We have a black and white puppy at home. It is very naughty. It also has two small partners, and its fate is very poor. One was given to others by her mother and the other was scared away by me. They are twins with black hair. That puppy is a poodle. It's cute, so I call it naughty.
It always likes to play in the sand, sometimes lying quietly watching us, and sometimes digging sand from the inside out, like digging gold. Every time we go home, it will greet us. I want to train it to be as powerful as Xiaoqi. So I started the first class I arranged for him-picking up the plate. Every time I throw the plate out, he lies lazily on the ground, looking at the plate and not picking it up. It makes me angry to see it not cooperating.
I think it may not have this talent, so I ended the unpleasant first class. It runs freely around the yard every day, sniffing this and chewing that.
Once, I rode a tricycle with two sisters and a younger brother in the hospital. But it didn't last long. I thought I was a good driver, but I accidentally ran into a naughty boy and felt very uncomfortable. Its right eye is rotten, and its lower left mouth is rotten. I was riding a tricycle over the wall when the dog suddenly jumped out to beat the tires. Grandma severely criticized me for this, and I realized my mistake. My dog is very naughty. I must train it to be what I want. Come on!
Naughty composition 7 You naughty boy! You came when we were most bored and the weather was coldest.
Let our life become rich and colorful again.
We feel very happy that you appeared unconsciously in this cold winter!
But your arrival makes me curious,
Are you sent by the fairy in the sky to clean up our naughty children?
Please don't! We will be obedient, lovely little snowflake. Tell us about love!
Look at your tenderness. You didn't come to pick us up!
Oh! Snowflakes, it turns out that you are little fairies sent down to spend this boring winter with us! The fairies are so good to us! ……
You are so naughty, you quietly landed on us. On the tip of your hair, sometimes you will ask many companions to come over and stand on our eyebrows and eyelashes, making us look like a Santa Claus with a white beard and eyebrows!
. Sometimes it falls on the treetops by the roadside, as if you had covered the young trees with a thick quilt. It seems that you care about people!
Walking home at night, you little naughty boy didn't forget to give me a high five. It seems that you are not only concerned about people, but also polite! ~@^_^@~
You naughty boy, I really like you! You are so cute that people are fascinated by you! ?
Naughty Composition 8 During the holiday, I read a very interesting book-Naughty Nicholas. The author of this book is French writer René Gosini. He once created a series of legends, and together with Jeanjacques Sang Bei, he created the image of this naughty and naive little Nicholas.
This book tells many naughty stories about little Nicholas. Little Nicholas is a very naughty boy. He is very cute, especially likes to play jokes on his father, but sometimes he is self-defeating. At the same time, he is smart and likes to do unexpected things. His partners regard him as their own family.
Although he is naughty, clever and cute, I think his greatest advantage is kindness. In my opinion, his kind heart is like a boat on the sea. Although it didn't attract attention, it touched me deeply. No matter what the outside world is like, his heart is full of happiness, which makes me feel that we must cherish the good life now.
Let's enjoy his interesting story together! Children, adults and even the elderly will be amused by his story. We can't help sighing that life is so colorful and interesting!
Naughty composition 9 I have a cute little gray rabbit, and its name is bouncing. Playing with a bright gray hair makes me feel comfortable. Its ears are big and long, and they will stand up at the slightest sign. Its big round black eyes are really like two black pearls. The most interesting thing is its tail. The hair on the tail is black, and it runs like a fluffy ball hanging behind the ass, which is particularly interesting!
My little bouncing, what a naughty boy! He always likes to play hide and seek with me. Once, when I came home from school, I ran to its nest on the balcony as soon as I entered the door, shouting "Jumping,,,,,,," but I couldn't see it anywhere. I was so worried! I looked under the sofa and behind the curtains on the ground, but there was still no sign of it. Where the hell is it? I went back to its nest and suddenly saw the branches and leaves moving in the flowerpot next to me. When I took a closer look, it turned out that it was a little bouncing under the flowers, because its coat color was very similar to that of soil, so I didn't notice it at all. "This naughty boy, you used to hide here!" I went over and lifted its ear with my hand and picked it up. Its four legs kicked around in the air, as if to say, "little master, I will never be naughty again." Please put me down. " As soon as I saw its pitiful appearance, I held it in my arms, stroked its fluff with my hand and said to it, "Don't be naughty next time, or I will be impolite!" " Jumping and rubbing me hard, as if to say, "I know, I know." "
My bouncing is really a naughty boy. Although it sometimes makes a little mistake, you won't be willing to beat and scold it. Because it is so lively, lively and lovely!
Naughty composition 10 is not afraid of your jokes. There really is such a "naughty boy" in my family.
He is my younger brother. His round head is a bit like a small watermelon. His little face is white and red, his big eyes are flickering, and there are two black mercury embedded in white water and silver. He is smart, energetic and more attractive. However, it is not an exaggeration to call him a "naughty boy".
No, on Sunday night, I put the modified tape that I didn't put in my schoolbag in front of my computer desk and casually told my brother who was playing computer not to touch it. My brother agreed again and again. After hearing what he said, I went to take a shower with confidence. But when I came back to look at the computer desk, I found that the modified tape in front of the computer desk had disappeared, and even my brother disappeared without a trace. I felt something was wrong, so I looked around for my brother. Sure enough, my brother is hiding in my mother's room, laughing and pulling down the modified tape. I suddenly flew into a rage. My brother may have sensed the murderous look behind him, so he turned around and knew what I was going to do next. He looked at me with a delicate and touching expression, leaving me at a loss for him.
The way he bathes is more special. That day, because my mother twisted her foot and couldn't touch the water, she asked me to bathe my brother. When I got to the bathroom, he refused to get into the water first, so I lied to him and said, "Wash it quickly, and you can play computer after washing!" " ! Hearing that he can play computer, he "bang! "Jump into the water with a bang. Say, "Wash, wash, I want to play computer! I want to play computer! "So I tricked him out of the bathtub. When he was taking a bath, suddenly "the goddess sprinkled flowers" and suddenly "the duck splashed water" ..... When it was time to get up, he refused to get up again, saying that he wanted to get comfortable. What can I do with him? So, I thought of a clever way. I took a piece of brewed tea and threw it into the bathtub, shouting "Cockroach! Cockroach ..... "Hearing this, my brother jumped with fear:" Where is it? There ... "Ha ha! He doesn't know I'm lying to him yet! This is "revenge of a gentleman, ten years is not too late." "
This is my "naughty", why not let people like it?
Naughty composition 1 1 My cousin has a lovely puppy. Its name is naughty. Naughty eyes are big, ears are like cat ears, and hair is as soft as cotton candy. I really want a bite.
One day, my cousin said that he would go to the countryside to play for a while. He sent the puppy to me for care, and I nodded at once. When my cousin put the puppy in my hand, he told me to take good care of Scampy! "OK," I said happily.
I went home happily with naughty in my arms. When I got home, my father saw a puppy in my hand and quickly asked, "Whose dog is this?" I said, "This puppy belongs to my cousin." Dad said to himself, "I thought it was a stray dog!" " Then you should take care of it! "
Once, my father and I took Naughty to play on the grass. I played a little game of "chasing after me" with it on the grass. It ran after me. "The game has started," my father shouted. I've been running around the tree. Naughty jumped on me and licked me affectionately. My father smiled beside me and took the funniest photo of me and Scampy, leaving a good memory.
When I got home, my father and I bathed Scampy. When taking a bath, it played a water fight with us. When we water it with the shower head, it throws water at us. What a naughty boy! The water war is over. Naughty becomes clean, and we become "soaked".
It's not easy to bathe naughty boy! But I had a good time with it today, and I will always remember this day. Naughty is with you, and I feel extremely happy and full of joy. Thank you, naughty boy!
Naughty composition/kloc-arrive on Sunday. My friend Zhang Chaobo and I found a bird in front of our house. That bird is very cute. He has green feathers and a flat mouth. So I named it "Little Green".
In the afternoon, I prepared some food and water for Xiao Lv. When Xiao Lv saw it, he gulped it down. Xiaolv was full, so I carried him out to play, but when I was ready to hug him, he immediately struggled to fly to my house. I hurried into the house, but there was no sign of little green.
I asked Zhang Chaobo to watch the door of the living room and ran upstairs to get the net. Prepare to arrest Xiao Lu. I ran back to the house, but I still didn't see Little Green. This is a way we came up with. First, we tie the net with a rope, and then put a basin of water in the house. When Xiao Lv is thirsty, he drinks water. I took out my net and grabbed it. Sure enough, this method helped me catch Xiao Green, but when I went to get a towel, I saw a lot of white things on the ground. Let me see. Oh, my God! It was a pile of bird droppings. My house was turned into a garbage dump by Xiao Lv. It seems that my mother will be scolded when she comes back.
Little green! When will you be obedient? Don't hide all the time, or our family will be turned upside down by you.
Naughty composition 13 My father bought me a kitten on a business trip the other day. What a coward. I put it in the barrel, and it meowed again, as if calling "Mom, Mom", but I have a good way to stop it. I gave it some biscuits and it wolfed down. Oh, I finally stopped calling it "Mom, Mom". I am here.
I gently took it out of the bucket and stroked it, but it was uneasy. It broke free from my arms and ran to the flowerpot, jumping on this flowerpot and jumping on that flowerpot. This flowerpot has turned over, and so has that flowerpot. In a short time, all the flowerpots in the yard were turned upside down. Tired of playing with the flowerpot, it ran to the tree. Alas, I almost fell from the tree. By the way, since it has no name, let's call it "naughty".
Time to eat. Naughty jumped on the table and looked around. I was afraid that he would eat the rice on the table, so I quickly put it on the ground and gave it some rice in a small bowl. He ate with relish.
How's it going? This is my "naughty boy". Do you like it?
Naughty composition 14 There is a naughty boy in my family-she is my little sister, Guoguo.
She is like a little princess at home, always asking us to obey her orders. If we don't listen to her, she will make noise. Either way, it's useless. Only by obeying her orders will she remain silent.
Xiao Guo Guo is the loudest in our family, and no one can compare with her. She is in trouble every day. I always hope that the stars and the moon will not get into trouble for a day. If she stays out of trouble for a day, I'll be satisfied. Because Guoguo always likes to tear up my books and exercise books, which makes me angry every time.
Fruit fever has caused many disasters. For example, yesterday, all the bowls in the bowl basket were broken, and today, all the milk powder was poured into the trash can, which made grandma's teeth itch every time. But sometimes, the fruit is quite lovely. Every time she does something bad, she always pretends to be pathetic, and people can't help hitting her. It's really comforting and annoying.
But I think the most naughty time of blended fruit is when she sleeps, because as soon as I lie down and sleep with her, she crawls over and pinches my neck, face and nose. It hurts when she pinches you. Every time it hurts, my tears come out When I tease her, she giggles, so I think she is both cute and annoying.
Although my sister Guoguo is very naughty, I like her very much. I hope she can grow up healthily and happily, be smarter and not always be so naughty.
I love you, my naughty sister!
Naughty composition 15 since I was naughty, my life has been disrupted by it. Every day, there are naughty kids around me. If he is not careful, he will mix my feet, grab my skirts, stare straight at me and bark twice, as if to say, will you play with me? I met naughty by chance in the street. I still remember that time "Scampy" sat in front of a pet shop with its original owner. When he saw me, he just looked at me. So cute! I stopped and walked over to Scampy. I didn't expect Scampy to know me. He is not afraid of strange me at all, wagging his tail at me. I dare not touch him. After all, he is a dog. What if he's afraid of biting me? Boss, please help me to see if anyone wants to adopt a baby, as long as they have a good heart. How much is not a problem. Oh, so this man wants to sell the dog. I asked, how much do you want for this dog? If you like this dog, I don't want money. You can take it home. Give me your contact address, and I'll see the baby when I'm free. Then the man held the baby for a long time without talking, and then handed me the baby's food and toys.
I went home with the baby, but later I learned that it was inconvenient for the man to take the baby because he had to go to his son's place in other places. Later, I renamed my baby Scampy. Naughty has become naughty now. I love my naughty boy very much.
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