Xie Na’s funny language

A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?" Because people are popular! At first, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman, but then I proved with facts that I am Xie Na, I am me, I am not Nicole Kidman! --- Oh my lady nana ~~~　--- Ladies and folks~~~　---Xie Yichen, the most popular type! (Homophony of "fashion") --- I am Miss Ma from Malan Mountain - Malan Town - Malan Village - Malan Slope; --- There are more than 50 young men chasing me on our slope, so I I won't let you take advantage; --- Many of my "po fans" came today. --- Miss Ma: "We (are) a flower in our village" (Partner: There is a saying in our village, "A flower in the village depends on dung") --- I am a hot pot "no green" (Homophony for "Beauty") (Funny Trump) --- I love hot pot, hot pot loves me, spicy hotpot is nothing to me --- If you keep talking, I'll go shi (jokely homonym for "death") -- - You are so special (homophonic for OUT) --- Please call me "Xie Donna" (adapted from Madonna) --- Demon, be careful I accept you. --- At the beginning, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman, but later I proved with facts that I am Xie Na, I am me, I am not Nicole Kidman! (Partner: "You are not Nicole in the first place" Kidman") --- (The guest asked "Why is your face so red") Nana: "Because you are famous" --- Acting as a market: "How much does this cost for you?" - "Three cents for me. Ah"; "Then how much does this cost to you?" - "Two cents to me." --- The performance was robbed: I have no money, so I want to rob sex. --- The only thing left for the poor is money. I carry hundreds of millions with me, and I am rich! ! ---"It's okay, just vomit blood!" ---Be careful with Huo Zhu. . . Peace is blessing. . . ---He is Strong, you are puffy. ---You are white, you are white, you are whiter than the white clouds; you are blue, you are blue, you are not as blue as the blue sky; you are black, you are black, you are not as black as A Yue (Zhang Chenyue)!