What funny jokes and jokes are there that make your stomach ache?

1, innocent and romantic in front of you, just because love makes you feel fresh.

If I die, I will die at your hands. When I met you, my whole life was yours.

3. The weather is fine today. Do you want to consider marrying me?

I'm not much, but I hope I'm equally important in your heart.

5. I'm not good at expressing myself, but I still want to tell you my unchanging idea that I love you.

I remember your tenderness and want to take care of you all the time.

I will listen to you, but you know, I won't fall in love with anyone else again.

8. You are a lovely person, and I really want to be with you.

9. Whether our love can continue is just a game.

10, the greatest happiness is that I love you no matter where you are, I will accompany you.

1 1, I want to say sorry to you. I know I have a bad temper and am impulsive, and I have hurt you again and again carelessly. But I really like you. I can change everything for you.

12, I want to be with you forever, and I don't want to be apart from you.

13. If it is false to say that I don't like it, then I really don't like it.

14, everyone has selfishness. After meeting you, my eyes will become bright.

15, I dare not say that I will like you all my life, at least in the few years when I can see you, I just want to be nice to you.

16, in fact, I know you are sad, but I don't want to make you sad.

17. If the memory is not long enough, I am willing to prove it with time.

18, I like your smile and angry mouth. I can still feel the unspeakable love in your heart.

19, my love for you is not only sweet words, but also a sentence of I love you.

I won't let you be wronged with me, because I know there is no one else in my heart except you.

2 1, when do you want to get married, just tell me!

22. If you marry a woman like me, although I am not a country or a city, I have a skill, and I can ruin your family.

One day I got up and looked in the mirror. Find yourself not only poor but also ugly. Later, I told my friend about my current situation, and he said to comfort me, please don't be sad, at least your judgment now is correct.