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Domineering boys drag the signature labor of 2020, even if they are single.
Don't think that people who smile at you will be nice to you.
Wearing a mask for too long will hurt muscles and bones if you want to take it off.
Tear open the scars of memory, let the past evaporate slowly, and let me know what I can't let go.
I just don't want to argue and get into a lot of trouble. I don't think it's necessary.
Don't worry about wandering, I'll lie for you.
Don't like excitement, like quiet, like company.
Are you sad that those losses have never been understood?
It is more worth looking forward to not recalling the future in the past.
Being born to show off can let you know that I am doing well, and I don't have to show off to you.
You'd better give me a glass of water when I am thirsty.
People with no background need to redouble their efforts, and I can only work hard.
Senyu: I am sick and can't see other people's love.
I don't mind your slander. After all, dogs bark at everyone.
Anger is taking others' mistakes and wronged yourself.
Too many emotions are not properly expressed.
Always wandering between insomnia and sleepiness, willful and arrogant.
I want time to go back to the moment I met you, and I want to tell you loudly that I love you.
Long hair and short waist shawl, girl, you don't have to care about other people's eyes if you want live high's favorite look.
Busy at work, going to bed early is really a good medicine for heart disease.
One day, we will live the day when I kiss you as soon as I turn over!
I didn't let go of my pride and let you trample on it.
In my dream, I woke up from youth and old age.
Leaving you is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I want to put away my dependence on you.
Nobody looks down on you, because nobody looks at you at all. Everyone is busy.
Stick to what others can't get, and you can have what others can't get.
Wrong love is like inappropriate shoes. It hurts to throw it away and it hurts to wear it.
Mosquitoes die in soup, which is also vigorous.
Some mistakes are only made once and will not be repeated.
Don't try to keep everyone. No one has an obligation to stay with you all the time.
Russia has said that no one will make Russia cry again.
Don't wear me, or you'll lose interest in me-
Even though they were as good as the first one, he came early.
Thank you for being so inhuman, at least it didn't ruin the rest of my life.
I'm hopelessly in love with him, and I've been falling, and I'm going to hell.
The more such people are now, the more they put dogs in front of the poor and the rich.
Don't be melodramatic There is no one in this world who is not injured.
Even if employers and employees are single, they will live a rich life.
You grow up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, and this is all your own business.
A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.
If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.
Some people seem to care nothing about you, but you don't know how many times they have resisted the urge to contact you.
Finding your responsibility from each other's shortcomings is the best way to love each other.
Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.
I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.
Only after suffering, do you know how to protect yourself; I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried, and I didn't know how to persist and give up until I was stupid.
Domineering signature super drag boys 2020
1: Wan Li is the girl you care about most.
Don't lose your temper at will, no one owes you.
3: You are a guilty minister, and I am a bad king who dotes on you.
4. Mr. Wang's eyes are the brightest stars I have ever seen.
5: Live a good life and then love me.
6: I am the truth if I don't accept criticism.
7: Men are really lust and greed.
8. Failure is not terrible, what is terrible is losing confidence in success.
9: There is a kind of stubbornness, that is, it always grows acne in the same place.
10: Although you misunderstood, I am strong in all aspects.
1 1: I don't want what I can't get. Who are you? I want to smile at you.
12: I hope your family will not be disappointed.
13: You waited persistently, but never left.
14: Everything I do is to be closer to you.
15: Look back at me, I don't believe your eyes are empty.
16: Don't expect everyone to be nice to you.
17: You are so mature and sensible that no one should love you.
18: Sit tight, don't be beautiful.
19: Many evils were committed along the way.
20: Tiema Glacier is you, and you are the one who picks the stars with your bare hands.
2 1: Why are you afraid of ghosts? People are the ones who hurt you.
Since you like drinking, don't touch that hot water.
23: Hundreds of miles across the mountain and the sea, it is you who never forgets.
24: There are mixed feelings at both ends of good and evil.
25: It's reassuring to hear your voice.
If you don't like me, you can choose to be blind.
I shouldn't be so tempted. Son, forgive my love.
28: You can be lazy, but don't let regrets pile up.
29: You are very attractive. I have to go home.
30: There are storytellers in the deep alley.
3 1: treat me like a god, gentle and affectionate.
I don't want life to be smooth sailing, but I want someone to accompany me when I am rough.
I don't believe in ghosts and gods, but in karma.
It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I have the courage to be a bad person.
35: I hope you are unhappy and I hope you die.
36: Being an asshole is wild and charming.
Me Before You, I've come a long way from Wan Li.
38: Love the years and wander in the wilderness.
39: It is better to pull back from the cliff and accompany me to enjoy the moon and flowers.
40: carefree, charming and lovely.
4 1: I am not heartless. I miss you too.
42: A dog of your grade doesn't even bother to look, let alone compete.
43: fearless.
44: they are all small people, don't talk big.
45: Treating different people has different personalities.
46: what is lost and recovered is not good.
47: Being nice to you means giving you face.
QQ super drag girls talk about people who treat women as clothes and will be single sooner or later.
First, there is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.
Second, I don't just find that we are so different.
Third, I felt that my grandparents were so simple at that time. If I choose one person, it will be my life.
Fourth, every day's fantasies make my dreams into pieces.
I thought I could be generous enough not to cry when you are having an affair with her. I thought I could be happy enough to be abandoned by you and become innocent.
Six, the original sister is used as a backup for lovers, hehe.
If "don't care" can make you relax, of course you will, but you're just not ready.
Eight, not afraid of thousands of people blocking, afraid of surrender.
Nine, if I turn to you to talk about Laozi's mid-term, then Laozi still has learned nothing.
Ten,? We doubt everything is beautiful, but refuse to accept the cruelty of reality.
What can you give her? Is it the red blood on her white sheets or the white wedding dress on her red carpet?
12. If you haven't told me what warmth is, my obsession and reluctance will eventually be smoothed out and changed by time.
Thirteen, can you kill me if you can't see me?
Fourteen, I will not silently let go of my hand and bravely shout to the future.
Fight for my dream, and one day I will let the whole world know my name.
16. Don't laugh at other people's scars easily, because it's a pain you've never felt before.
Seventeen, I am a heavy burden, maybe you can't afford it at all.
Eighteen years old, he is my dream, how can everyone understand.
Nineteen, right? Like me? , keep more? With what? Name, its? Just want to? A certain one? What do people feel?
I love you until I am old.
Twenty-one, some people are warm when they don't hug, and it doesn't hurt when they leave.
Don't mind me smiling at you. Laughter is just a symbol that even my heart can't reach.
I am really not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.
Take care of everyone's feelings, and you are bound to feel uncomfortable.
Twenty-five, I just want to respond to that heart that is different from other throbbing hearts without scruple.
Twenty-six. -You always think it's fun to hit the air, but you're always stupid.
Twenty-seven, the invisible man replies to you, indicating that he has never been far away from you.
28. Happiness is a moment. If you catch it, it will last forever. If you can't catch it, it will last forever.
Twenty-nine, after I left, I learned how to love, and I shouldn't care about injuries.
How do you feel about me? I can't stand not knowing what it's like.
Thirty-one, each class has several schoolmasters. They pretend to be good in front of the teacher and copy homework behind their backs more fiercely than anyone else (actually, it's me).
To tell the truth, I gradually like the feeling of staying in the classroom, because there are you in the classroom.
33. The distance between being close at hand and the end of the world means that being far is a lifetime, and being close is just a sentence.
Thirty-four, next week is another day for couples to show their love and show off their achievements.
Thirty-five, "teacher, I want to ask for leave." "What's the matter with you?" "Dizziness in class", "Get out" and "Thank you, teacher"
36. Suddenly I found a mysterious figure in ipartment. He is often mentioned, but he never shows up. His name is blackie downstairs.
At the age of 37, a cheating man is like money falling into shit. It's a pity not to pick it up, but to pick it up.
Every story has an ending, but every ending in life is another new beginning.
How to refuse to get hurt while having love? Don't forget Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.
Forty, how many jokes are taken seriously as soon as they are opened, how many stories are told and moved, how much time is chased and confused, and how many people are clamoring.
Forty-one, someone, cheat me, cheat me, laugh at me, insult me, hurt me, how to deal with it, only, respect him, tolerate him, let him, put up with him, and seize the opportunity to kill him.
42. The best life is the life you are experiencing now.
43. People who treat women as clothes will be single sooner or later!
Super drag signature boy domineering
1. Were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?
2, a pike in hand, the world chrysanthemum belongs to me!
Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.
If I develop an atomic bomb, the school will be the first one I blow up.
Love is called love because it looks like fertilization.
6, don't talk about labor, you are nothing in the eyes of labor.
7, a bear-like god! Your singing is totally summoning the dead!
8. As far as I know, there are only three kinds of people, enemies, friends and brothers!
9. Crows in the world are generally black, and there are many homosexuals in the world.
10, there is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.
1 1. Have you finished reviewing the materials? I think it's over.
12, your appearance is the representative of destroying the three views.
13, remember that employers and employees don't live to please anyone.
14, may your girlfriend be used and your wife be scrapped. Amen!
15, if love always hurts, why is your face so ugly?
16, you are not walking on the road of Niu B, you are still strolling on the road of pretending.
17, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.
18, I don't need to do unnecessary things and get unnecessary harm to unnecessary people.
19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
20. Don't you have a toilet at home? Are you here to spray?
2 1, just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, you asked me to tell the answer on the blackboard.
22. In the face of cold water poured by others, catch it first, and then pour it back when the water boils.
23, failure is success, damn it, then I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant!
24. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents didn't take you seriously when they made you.
25. See if I am so firm in your self-esteem.
26. As long as you live better than me, you will die young.
27. Bitches are like dogs. They bark at people.
It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot?
29. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.
30. Physical hygiene is a magical subject, always shy at home and always crazy abroad!
3 1, your words can only give people entertainment, and you can't find any valuable cultural significance.
There are too many dogs in this world, and the messy grass can't be removed and restored to its original state in the spring breeze.
33. Have you been beaten by your mother? You don't even know your father, but you must admit that the thief is your father.
34. Wear a mask when going out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work.
35. Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils!
36. I especially like the teacher being angry, scolding us for a class and then finishing the class.
37. How brave did you take to speak to me like this?
38. Why leave history blank? Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history.
39, why suddenly nosebleeds menstruation is gone?
40. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.
4 1, the high-end atmosphere is high-grade, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign flavor has depth, and it is proud and cool.
Shake the wool in the street, and your pocket will look better than your face.
43. Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to show porn.
44. I played a joke on him and said that my future children must call you dad, but he refused.
45. Go back and buy two bottles of Yan Fujie to wipe your face.
If you dare to laugh at me again, I will make you laugh.
47. When you were still in the mainstream, you killed Matt's brother and began to rise.
48. You and Xifeng were born by the same mother, right? Compared with your sister, you are really far behind!
As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!
50, you are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise an asshole like you!
5 1, don't fucking step on the labor wound and ask me if it hurts. Labor tramples on you, and you fucking hurt.
52. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.
53. You made me realize what it means to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You are dispensable to me now.
54. Do you know why the body of the dead is cold? Because the teacher said: peace of mind is natural and cool.
55. Who are you going to hit? Or you have cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia.
56. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
57. Roll for me, roll as far as your thoughts go and roll as fast as the speed of light!
58. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!
59. I think you are looking for someone. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend
60. Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist next to your face.
6 1, you idiot 13 is like a crop in the south, planting three crops a year and never resting.
62. What's the feeling of math class? Do you know what it's like to watch an American drama without subtitles?
63. Sao belongs to Sao, Sao has chastity, Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has dignity.
64. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
65. Since using black toothpaste, teeth have turned white and people have turned black. .
66. Asking a woman how ugly she can be is like being a son of a bitch.
67. In this way, were you raped by a pig? You are the same kind of pig.
Aunt, lend me your daughter, and I'll give you two grandchildren next time!
69. The scariest moment in the world is the head teacher standing by the window with a smile on his face!
70. If you can't fathom my temper, don't pick up my excuses casually.
7 1, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
In fact, you were deceived by your own eyes. You are not beautiful or cute.
73. Is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day makes you such a brain-dead person.
74. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
75. Has your family always been breeding according to the principle of hybridization?
76. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is Grandpa Mao.
77. Ah, it hasn't changed with time, and it's still so ugly.
78. If it were me, I would sue the tank driver who hit you in the face.
79. I will punish anyone who dares to wear a skirt to my class again.
80. It seems that you are making fun for others and creating a sense of superiority in IQ.
8 1, don't swear at every turn, just put your mother in your pocket and say.
82. Your IQ is the same as that of sweet potato, with an upper limit and no lower limit.
83. You think you are Popeye, and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?
84. I can only lift chopsticks now, which is very sad. There is wood, there is wood?
85. If you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she is worse than shit!
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