Stock joke 20 15

The prisoner was shot. Because of the poor quality of the bullet, the first shot didn't go off, the second shot didn't go off, and then the third shot didn't go off. At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, Brother, strangle me! It's fucking horrible ... the stock market fell. Because retail investors listened to the rumors of saving the market, the first round, the second round and the third round were not sold. At this time, the retail investors cried and hugged the thighs of the leaders of the CSRC and said, Big Brother, you confiscated my money! I don't want it, it's too fucking scary!

Second, not everyone can trade stocks.

Fan's phrase "not everyone can stock" caused an uproar among investors, even if it was not selected into the top ten famous sayings in 2008, it is estimated that it will be remembered for a long time. Blaming the recent stock market fluctuations and losses on the mental retardation of small and medium-sized investors, who should be protected by managers like eyeballs (see the original intention of his speech), may be the only thing that securities market managers all over the world say.

Nowadays, instead of reflecting on the fairness system of the stock market and the lack of managers' responsibilities, it is completely a statement that the losses of small and medium-sized investors are attributed to their low quality. Just like a girl who was raped by a gangster, it is ridiculous to accuse the girl of being too weak to protect herself instead of holding the gangster accountable.

Third, the hammer is used to smash dishes, and the sickle is used to cut meat.

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It seems that everyone's pessimism continues to spread with the stock market decline, and no one dares to speak out of turn, because God knows where the bottom is. From luck-pessimism-disappointment-curse-even despair to the brink of collapse. In fact, it seems that educating everyone about the risks of the stock market now is not convincing.

In short, there is something wrong with the role of the government. Instead of trying to build a market where information is more transparent, investment is fairer, illegal copying is suppressed, and it is more rational. If one word goes up, it will be fine if another word goes down. Perhaps this is the essence of the country.

Well, fortunately, I have such a psychological burden, so I won't say it.

In the evening, after I took you home, I met your mother in Auchan. Later, your mother took you to KFC, and I went home first-my stomach began to feel sick. I ate noodles tonight, but I haven't eaten yet. I don't feel hungry after taking the medicine. I'll eat them later.

Next week, your mother will go to Changsha for a meeting. In a week, it'll be just us. When your mother comes back, dad will go out, too, because he will stagger the time, otherwise dad would have gone out long ago. Well, work has to make way for you.

These days, I find that you seem to hate me. You often let me go, say goodbye to me and keep me away from you. You won't throw things around just because you're scolded, will you? Or when I sent you to kindergarten, I left without looking when you cried? I don't know. How interesting