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The jokes of the stars in the movie.
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There is also "Big Man", in which Ge You gives Rosamund Kwan a stone in his hand to explain what the realm is.
You … can see so far, I … can see so far, Taylor … can see so far, Buddha … can see infinity.
Needless to say, the part on a Chinese Odyssey? Needless to say, the part in "The Roar of Lions"?
Recently, it was a passage in "Sword Rain", which said, "I would like to be a stone bridge. The wind blows for 500 years, the sun shines for 500 years, and the rain rains for 500 years, just so that you can cross the bridge."
Also, I think when Infernal Affairs 2 started, Huang Qiusheng was also a classic.
"I still remember the first time I arrested a prisoner, it was February 1980, 12. I was patrolling Hanoi Road with a brother, and I was told that there was a case in the New World. My brother and I rushed to the scene and saw dozens of people fighting there waving knives and sticks. A dozen of them have fallen to the ground, and there is a lot of blood on the ground. My brother told me to shoot. I am a novice. I'll do whatever my brother tells me to do, right? But before I opened the holster, my brother had already plopped down in front of me. I saw a boy holding an iron pipe in my brother's stomach, and blood kept flowing from there. At that time, my mind was blank, only knowing that I hit that boy with six bullets at once! Later, I don't remember how many years the boy was sentenced to, but two years ago, I saw him again, dressed up and having dinner with a group of people from Ni Kun. Kill and set fire to the golden belt, build bridges and roads without corpses. I'm already confused about the appearance of that brother, and I regret that those six shots didn't hit the boy's head. The world should not be like this, nor should it be like this. "
Ceng Zhiwei and Huang Qiusheng are on the beach in Thailand.
"Have you ever been to a funeral in Thailand? A few months ago, I held a ceremony for my wife and invited some masters to read her scriptures for three days and three nights. In these three days … I didn't shed a tear. Unexpectedly, on the day of the funeral, the undertaker carried the coffin to the mourning hall. I was angry and wanted to hit someone. The master told me that this is a custom in Thailand. As long as someone is with her, she will rest in peace after a while. But I told my master that my wife was not in the coffin. Can she rest in peace? The master immediately pressed me here, and he said, no problem, your wife is here, that's all. Right here, where the Thais shot me. I told myself, I can't go back. "
There are too many classics. Let's talk about these first. I typed them word by word. Don't forget to give points.
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