Classic funny jokes about water experience in Tieba

1. Why are flat-chested girls generally foodies?

God’s reply: Because I am so hungry!

2. Other people’s children will buy toilet paper, but my children still use toilet paper.

God’s reply: Other people’s wives will be angry, but your wife is still inflated.

3. I am over 40, and there are still many things I don’t understand. Who should I ask?

God’s reply: Ask Google for foreign affairs, Baidu for domestic affairs, and Tianya for sexual matters!

4. Why do girls come to visit their aunts?

God’s reply: The egg cannot wait for the sperm, which is called depression. I vomit blood while walking.

5. If you see a boy you like on the bus, how do you hook up with him?

God’s reply: Pretend to have epilepsy, vomit white water at the mouth, fall into his arms, twitch your hands, take the opportunity to grab his crotch, continue if it’s big enough, if you’re not satisfied - hey! I'm fine!

6. What was your closest experience to death?

God’s reply: Twenty years ago, the sperm behind me almost caught up with me!

7. When someone posts a status, do you think my avatar is awesome?

God replied: Like.

8. My girlfriend shuts down her phone out of anger, what should I do?

God’s reply: The original poster should go get a haircut so that he can wear a hat more easily.

9. Why is the Japanese side relatively indifferent when Chinese leaders visit Japan, and there is not even a welcome sign at the airport?

God’s reply: How to hang up? Warmly welcome old friends to Japan?

10. A female player posted on the forum and asked: "I want to express my love to the boy I like on Singles' Day. What gift should I give?"

God's reply: First Blood.

11. The damn barbershop cut my head badly! Everyone came up with some destructive measures, asking for the greater the damage, the better, and the smaller the noise, the better, because I was going alone.

God’s reply: In the middle of the night, under the dark moon and high wind, a man hanged himself quietly and gently in front of the barber shop.

12. What’s more disgusting than eating a piece of shit?

God’s reply: Eat two lumps.

What's more disgusting than that?

God replied: My teeth are blocked.

13. Why does CCTV always broadcast clips of them finishing their articles after the news broadcast?

God’s reply: To tell you, we are bragging only from drafts!

14. Why is there only Virgo in the constellation and no Virgo?

God’s reply: Why not? It’s just that they later changed their name to Sagittarius!

15. Wife is the road, friends are the cows. There is only one way in life, and there will be many cows on the road. Don’t take the wrong path when you have money, and don’t sell the cows when you have no money!

God’s reply: What should I do if the cow is on the road?

16. Bajie said: Brother, go to the hospital quickly. The hospital has opened a department just for you!

Wukong: Oh, what department?

Bajie: Erbimonidae!

17. I just saw someone saying that the average salary in China is 4134 yuan!

God’s reply: What can the average salary explain? The average height of Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming is 196cm. What does that mean? Is Pan Changjiang very tall?

18. I am a girl, why can I feel each other’s heartbeats strongly when my boyfriend and I hug? Is it because our love is deep and our hearts are connected?

God replied: No, because you are flat-chested.