Xiaoming was amused by the joke.

One. You don't have nothing, at least you have meat.

2. When you feel poor. Don't lose heart, at least you know yourself.

3. What does this era do? The threshold has become so high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house?

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

6. With your appearance, you don't need to lose weight at all. Now you can use obesity as an excuse for ugliness, but after losing weight, there is no excuse.

7. I always feel that I am a potential stock if I don't work hard. If I work hard, I find that I really can't.

8. Women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, be unreasonable and not work!

Nine. There are always a few friends who are very gentle when they first met, and after a few days, they don't know which hospital they were discharged from.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

1 1. I envy those who leave indifferently. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

12. If you like to play games well, I can practice; You like to cook good food, I can learn; But you said you liked the ugly ones. What do you want me to do？ There's nothing I can do.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them.

The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

15. A friend of mine found a very rich husband. Although he enjoyed endless wealth, he also lost his troubles.

Sixteen years old. in life

Three tragedies, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.

17. Time is a butcher knife. It's for those who look good. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

If everything is as simple as eating fat, however, everything is as difficult as losing weight.

Nineteen. "Input" in the dialog box

Four words have given many people hope and also disappointed many people.

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10. After working for many years, when people ask you if you are new to society, it's not because you look young, but because you feel stupid.

2 1. It wasn't until summer came that I found that "stay where you are" is really not a swearing word, but definitely the most sincere care and deep love!

22. My emotions can be roughly divided into

Four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much and spend too much.

23. Live or not, my wife is still waiting for you to buy salt downstairs, and the children are clamoring for dinner. If you die, they can only order takeout.

Twenty-four I got paid a few days ago. On my way home from work, I saw a poor beggar and gave him a few dollars. I went to the bank to deposit money after dinner, and I met him again. He put it in.

Five thousand, I save one thousand.