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No need to make a choice, I will automatically become a friend

1. I have always naively thought that naked marriage means getting married without clothes〃

2. Don’t blame her for being suspicious. It’s because you forgot to give her the sense of security she wants

< p> 3. I love you and it has nothing to do with you. Even in the dark night and endless thoughts, it only belongs to me

4. Describe our winter vacation in one sentence: After the first day of the new year, you can’t get through the tenth day. five.

5. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with compassion and a gentle attitude, so that others can easily accept it.

6. I stood in your city and shouted: Ouch! So deep!

7. Don’t pretend to be strong, lower your profile and the life you see will be more beautiful.

9. Haha, the so-called friendship is not as good as that of a stinky man

10. A person who loves him to the core, no matter what the situation is, even one word in his name will make his heart change. It will thump.

11. I would rather raise my head to look at a high target and have a sore neck than bend down to look at a low target and have a hunched back.

12. -Don’t waste new tears with old sadness

13. When you only think about being sorry for her, have you ever thought about being sorry for me?

14. I will automatically become friends without having to make a choice

15. Your words can warm my heart and hurt my heart.

16. Please don’t easily say that you have fallen in love with someone just because of a warm current.

17. When a person is thinking about something, he wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself. I don’t know if there is still hope to pursue.

18. Friends are just a cover, a knife in the back is the real thing.

19. I don’t have many sisters, but all of them are qualified.

20. I want to be proud to be a wonderful flower, a woman you are not qualified to have.

21. When I was in the first grade of junior high school, I was thinking about how I would spend the next three years; when I graduated from the third grade of junior high school, I was thinking about how I would get through the past three years.

22. There are N locks in my heart, and they are all called vulgarity

23. When I was a child, Rock Paper Scissors always had to stomp my feet to gain momentum.

24. The world is so big, it is not easy to meet.

25. I have seen old things, but I can never find the old times again.

26. In the short term, we can rely on our mood to survive; in the long term, we can rely on our mentality to survive.

27. When people are at a low ebb, it is not suitable to eat randomly. Instead, they should concentrate on studying.

28. If you like someone, you will humble yourself to the point of sinking into the ashes, and then bloom into flowers.

29. Only by taking the path of your choice and not choosing the easy path can you have your true self.

30. Life never deliberately owes anyone. It gives you a shadow and will surely cast sunshine not far away.

31. Hello, Fu Wei. . I actually like you.

32. I am low-key because I will not be high-profile.

33. There is always time and opportunity for things to be done; there are always excuses for things not to be done.

34. When we were young, we liked words like dreams, hopes, futures, wealth, and happiness, thinking that this was life; when we matured, we discovered that obligations, responsibilities, fatigue, fatigue, and depression were the reality.

35. Some people don’t understand even if you try your best to speak and take out your heart; some people understand even if you don’t say a word.

36. You cannot have youth and knowledge about youth at the same time.

37. Holding tightly will only make the pain stronger, because we are all too far apart.

38. Some things, and some people, will definitely be forgotten unless they really want to forget.

39. I think I am not braver than anyone else. I just fall a lot and I am not so afraid of pain.

40. What is unspoken is not just sadness

41. You spend all your time for him, who will hold the world for you? Talk about choices, classic and good sentences about difficult choices

1. The most beautiful love is not forever or ever, but just being together.

2. Because I don’t have the luxury to hope, I choose to collect it. It's hard to let go of my thoughts all day and night, and it's all sad afterward.

3. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and it is a blessing in disguise. Instead of being sad and crying, it's better to face it calmly; don't wait for people you shouldn't wait for, and don't hurt your heart that shouldn't be hurt. Loneliness does not necessarily mean that you are unhappy; gaining does not necessarily last long; losing does not necessarily mean that you no longer have it. The less you look at it, the less hurt you will get!

4. I am not a strong person, but I know that in this society, if you are not strong, you have no choice.

5. When we love someone, his shortcomings are insignificant. Only when love fades, his shortcomings will test our conscience and patience like a rich man's poor relative.

6. I chose to leave only when you were bored. Then, just leave.

7. The person who loves you the most is me, but you still chose her.

8. You can choose to leave, but I will never try to stay.

9. In sixth grade, we will face the trouble of choosing a junior high school! In the third grade of junior high school, we have to face the troubles of future life choices!

10. Did you choose to love her in the end? Do you regret loving her? But I’m sorry, I’m already gone

11. What’s wrong with LOL? What’s important is that he can give up LOL and choose you. ,

12. If you fall in love with two people, choose the second one. Because if you really love the first one, you won’t love anyone else.

13. If I could turn back time, I would choose not to know you, because after knowing you, I regret it very much. Thinking about how I hurt myself for you before, I won’t do it now

14. I know that we are destined to part ways long ago, so I choose to save some memories worth saving

15. ______ Sometimes, people are not without feelings, but they have too much helplessness to leave them with nothing else. Choose...

16. I am not afraid of waiting, I am just afraid that your final choice is not me -

17. I am looking forward to the vastness of darkness in the infinite daylight and I am Choose to cry all night long

18. No one will always tolerate and forgive you like your parents.

19. Women choose love between love and friendship, but men choose friendship between love and friendship.

20. I chatted with the principal today. She is a few years older than me. As a woman, she can make the school bigger and have other businesses. She is a winner in life after giving birth to two babies. I learned from the chat that she wanted to take the postgraduate entrance examination when she graduated but found out that she was pregnant with her baby. After the school was completed, she wanted to continue to take the postgraduate entrance examination and found herself. Being pregnant with my second child, I have chosen a different path in life, but it is really enviable. Family and career are both harvested so quickly, what else is there to be dissatisfied about?

21. Don’t think too much. Trust your first feeling and work hard to follow the path you choose.

22. Everyone has the freedom to pursue happiness. You can You can choose to continue, or you can choose to give up

23. People who are engaged in movies like to call them blockbusters, people who are engaged in education like to be called masters, and people who are engaged in catering like to be called chefs. In 1919, Rutherford's experiment of particle bombardment of nitrogen nuclei put the study of atomic structure on the right track in one fell swoop, and he was known as the father of atomic physics. In fact, great wisdom can be attached to small things. Small but refined, small and specialized is the way to go!

24. On the way home, a pine cone that had been knocked down by a heavy rain was lying alone on the ground. When I picked it up, I saw that it looked young and astringent, just like many years ago when I was facing life choices with my college entrance examination transcript in hand. And I, who was at a loss what to do, felt very fond of him.

25. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

26. Sometimes our choice to give up may be the most correct one.

27. There are many intersections in life, and there are many reasons for choices. Maybe some things are useful without hard work.

28. If you have to choose between ignorance and stupidity, you should choose ignorance. It still has hope of cure.

29. Listen, I can make you like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.

30. Sometimes, people choose to leave not because they are selfish, but because they know that staying will only make things worse. Synonyms of choice

Chinese pronunciation: choice [ju z]

Word explanation: mainly means selection.

Synonyms: pick, choose, select, select

Use choice to make sentences

1. The decisions that people cannot make in life are the ones that have to be made in life. choice.

2. It is really difficult for her to choose between family members and love.

3. A person's choice will affect his entire life, so he must be very cautious.

4. Should I go to college? You must make a decision.

5. Faced with the two roads in front of me, it is difficult for me to choose.

6. The crossroads of life are full of confusion. How should we make the right choice?

7. Where to go, please make a decision quickly.

Make sentences with synonyms of choice

Selection: The prizes are awarded to the top three people randomly selected.

Selection: Today, my mother went shopping for vegetables. She selected for a long time before she picked a cabbage.

Selection: Can you help me choose a few inspirational books when I go to the bookstore?

Choose: Since you chose first, don’t regret it.

Extended reading: Learn to correctly analyze and use synonyms

1. Explanation of synonyms: Synonyms refer to words with similar or identical meanings. (Synonyms have similar meanings, and synonyms have the same meaning.)

2. The subtle differences between synonyms and synonyms are diverse and can be analyzed from several aspects such as meaning, color, and function.

3. Many synonyms seem to have similar meanings, but their actual meanings are somewhat different. For example: reservation and reservation, both words have the meaning of pre-agreement. Reservation refers to stipulation or agreement in advance, and the objects it governs are mostly abstract things, such as predetermined financing plans, advance routes, predetermined annual fiscal deficits, etc.; reservation refers to pre-agreed purchases, and its subsequent objects are all concrete items such as commodities. Things like booking milk, room, newspaper etc.

4. Distinguish from the emotional color: For example, the emotional colors of the three words "results, results, and consequences" are: praise, neutrality, and derogation. Distinguishing the difference in style and color is also a method of analysis. For example, strolling and walking, chatting and talking can be distinguished from the differences between spoken and written language.

5. Some words look similar and are generally called synonyms. In fact, it is rare to find words with exactly the same meaning and usage. The distinction is often subtle, but it's a testament to the richness and sophistication of our language. When we care for our language, we should always pay attention to the meaning and usage of words, and when writing, we should choose them seriously and carefully. When you can't make a decision, look it up in a dictionary.

6. Text is like an elf. As long as you use it well, it will produce unexpected effects. So whether we speak or write, we must use words well. As long as you can use it accurately and flexibly, it will make your language full of vitality and brilliance. Talk about having a hard time making a choice

Talk about having a hard time choosing

(1) It seems to have a bit of a sense of happiness for being single. When reading, I found that in the face of betrayal of love and respect for personal responsibility. I don't need to think too much when it comes to sorting out this difficult question for people who are deeply in love.

(2) Tossing and turning, unable to sleep, I woke up at dawn and faced the difficult decision of whether to choose work or family. No one can predict the future, and there are not so many ifs and ifs. If I had known, I would have the best of both worlds

(3) Life is like a game of chess. When you are in it, you will be hesitant and difficult to make a decision. Just because you are not a bystander, sometimes you will insist on taking a step forward to find another world. How do you know that taking a step back will not lead to a brighter future? Life does not matter. Winning or losing is wonderful as long as you enjoy it

(4) Everyone says that you should follow your heart, do what you want to do, and become the kind of person you want to be. I used to think so too, but when I really stood at the crossroads, I found it difficult to make a choice.

(5) In the future, we will mainly look at the GEM, a wedge that is difficult to choose. According to the technical analysis tool created by the blogger, the GEM is an upward breakthrough, but I don’t want to say too much now. , let’s take a look step by step.

(6) The wrong person you meet is the wrong person you can’t let go of. The wrong person you can’t forget is the wrong person you are with. People should not be able to let go and forget. It is hard to decide whether to erase it from my heart or there is a person in the wrong place in a corner. I miss you so much

(7) It is really hard to decide whether to go to the Saturday exam or not. , Sister Haha thought of a way for me - rock, paper, scissors, and let me go if I won. As a result, I won the first game. Then I said we would decide by winning two out of three sets, but I won the second set. Is it God’s will? (8) Graduation trip, exhausted ~ One friend, one route, one route It’s hard to make a choice~I’m asking for opinions one by one~When I ask for opinions, I don’t reply. When I don’t reply, it’s difficult for me to make a decision. When I can’t make a decision, my head hurts. When I have a headache, my good mood is in vain~When I’m in a bad mood, I have insomnia. Insomnia will affect tomorrow, so I have to nail my schedule today, have a good sleep tomorrow, and continue to lead everyone into the trap

(9) Whenever you encounter something difficult to make a decision, you will be very confused. . . When you are really in a certain position, it is really difficult to think about something. .

(10) Happiness is so simple. Maybe you see hell in your own eyes, and it is often difficult to decide whether the feeling in your heart is love or not. Chatting with you, not being responsible for love.

(11) What makes me difficult to decide is whether I should give him the best and highest quality life or should I leave him the closest brother or sister? I haven’t thought it through yet! I want to give him the best of everything, but will he feel lonely?

(12) It is always difficult to make a choice. The reason why the choice is so difficult. Thank you for life. The wavering is often because we are reluctant to give up. It is easy to understand and difficult to understand. Never be discouraged because of other people’s opinions. Changed myself. So don’t limit your sights to what’s lost in front of you!

(13) I feel very uncomfortable and have difficulty making a choice, or do I still have a tendency to choose, but I just don’t want to do so, is it because I still have hope?

(14) Is life a happy life? Was it always so hard to decide or was it just when you were young?

(15) This is the seventh time I have won the lottery in the past four years. I don’t know whether it is a lucky draw or a misfortune. I have been in a daze all day and it is difficult to make a decision!

(16) Love, bread, which one do you want? In fact, this question is always a difficult choice for many of us. With love, over time, love becomes a complaint about life day after day; with bread, over time, bread becomes an excuse to succumb to reality.

(17) In life, people will always face some people and things that are helpless and difficult to choose. Clothes agents, clothing agents, micro-business agents, first-hand supply numbers, sometimes have to say things that are against their will and do things that are against their will. You meet people you don't want to see. This may be what people often say is helpless in life!

(18) It is an insignificant decision at present, but it is difficult to choose! From now on, I can only rely on words to prove where I was born and grew up, and I can only rely on my ID card to prove where my household registration is now. A wanderer in a foreign land, a stranger in a foreign land

(19) Whenever I am impetuous, anxious, or encounter something difficult to make, I will always think back to my original intention.

The original intention does not completely refer to the purpose of doing this thing, but the original intention, which is the principle that I adhere to when faced with many things that influence my thinking. After thinking about it clearly, I will know what measures to take. The world is real and fake, but I don’t want to follow the trend and forget my true heart just because many people are doing that. I'm very stubborn, and I want to keep a little bit of truth, just to give me peace of mind.

(20) Sometimes it’s really hard to choose something. I don’t know if I will regret it. I hate myself now. I want to kill myself!

(21) But the expression is not perfect; it is just that I don’t like disappointment, but I can’t avoid it, and I know there is no way forward: there is a kind of love that you know is suffering, and love is a feeling. There is a kind of love: but it is not willing to leave just now. What is often difficult to decide is whether the feeling in the heart is love or not. Not loving is also a feeling!

(Twenty-two) There is no peace at all when I come back, so annoying! Life is really long, and life cannot be settled, but there are some obstacles that make me confused and difficult to make a choice

(23) People will always face some helpless and difficult things in life. Choose people and things, clothing sources, micro-business sources, children's clothing sources, first-hand sources. Sometimes you have to say and do things against your will and meet people you don't want to see. This may be what people often say is helpless in life!

(Twenty-four) I can make concessions in all difficult choices, because helping others is also helping myself, and I will be happy if you don’t embarrass me.

(Twenty-five) I hesitated for a long time today between choosing to get rich overnight or lose weight overnight, just like when I was a child, it was as difficult to decide between Tsinghua University and Peking University

(Twenty-six) ~On the road of growth, you will always encounter many difficult-to-choose problems. I just hope that you will not regret any choice you make!

(Twenty-seven) Not loving is also a feeling, and what is often difficult to decide is the feeling in the heart, whether it is love or not! Many times in life, you need to consciously give up, because when you have it, you may be losing it, and when you give up, you may be gaining it again. I am very stingy and worry a lot, so I can easily magnify and magnify any unhappy elements. Make yourself miserable

(Twenty-eight) Andy's difficult choices in life are also the epitome of each of us: peace of mind is not what he wants, but life is always a joke.

(Twenty-nine) If you continue to make decisions, you will inevitably suffer from chaos. Two years have passed like this, and it is difficult to make a choice in a world that is so troubled.

(Thirty) Want to hear a lot of jokes! After all, there are many people watching the fun nowadays and few helping hands; what's the matter? It is a feeling, and not loving is also a feeling, and what is often difficult to decide is the feeling in the heart, whether it is love or not.

(31) Song Minhao’s ideal type is to eat well and not gain weight of. Pyo Ji-hoon’s ideal type is one who is good at using chopsticks. I do both well. It's really hard to decide.

(32) Everyone wants to be a kind and simple person, but there are always tricks in life that make you wonder who is who. Everyone wants to be open-minded and tolerant, but there are always all kinds of injustices that arouse fragile and sensitive nerves. When you have a hard time making a choice, the bottom line should be your first choice!