Smart and cute little joke

Clever and lovely joke: A child stood on the side of the road with a bottle for a long time, and then the policeman came over and asked him, Little fellow, why are you standing on the side of the road? Mom asked me to come out to buy soy sauce. The child said with a sad face, she said I couldn't cross the road until the bus passed.

Chapter 1: Clever and lovely jokes 1. One day on the kindergarten lawn, a group of children were at the player's house under the supervision of their aunt. A four-or five-year-old girl ran to her aunt and asked, Aunt! Auntie! Do you think my grandmother can get pregnant? Aunt felt funny after listening to it and told her: Your grandmother is seventy or eighty years old and can't be pregnant. The little girl then asked, Aunt, can my mother get pregnant? Aunt was a little angry and said to her: Your mother is less than thirty, and she can still get pregnant. The little girl then asked, aunt, do you think I can get pregnant? Aunt was very angry after listening and said loudly, you have so many questions. Tell you about the pregnancy at the age of four or five! You can't get pregnant, okay? The little girl finally got the answer and ran to play. Then a little boy of the same age ran after her and said to the little girl, look, you are not pregnant. ......

2. "My son is eight years old and is very naughty. Breaking glass at school, letting students take off other people's pants, and going to the ladies' room to pee ... never stopped.

At noon today, he suddenly ran back from school without making any noise. A man came in quietly, quietly. Seeing him so excellent, my head suddenly collapsed. Decided to find out, and as a result, he had his first love.

I asked my wife to take my son out to eat, and then turned it over for a long time. Finally, I found a note in the pencil box. The content is as follows:

He Li Wen, you like to snitch on me. How can you be so hateful (son's handwriting)

I am the monitor. I don't care what the teacher will scold me. Can't you be a good boy? (female monitor)

Son: If I like you, will you still turn me in? (ray. . . )

......"

The farmer's home is on the roadside. On this day, he saw a cart with grass overturned on the side of the road, and a child stood there crying.

The farmer comforted the child: Don't worry, come to my house for a drink and a meal first, and then I'll help you get the car up. ?

The child said:? No, my father will be unhappy. ?

? It's okay. He'll forgive you. ?

The child had to go home with the farmer. After dinner, the children are worried again: I think dad is already angry. ?

The farmer said, don't be afraid. Tell me, where is your father?

The child whispered: Is he still under the car?

My sister has three children. One night, she watched TV with her little daughter. There is a propaganda film about family planning on TV, which repeatedly emphasizes that it is just right to have two children! My sister secretly glanced at her little daughter sitting next to her, worried that this sentence might hurt her feelings. The little daughter suddenly asked her mother:? Mom, which is redundant in our family, the eldest brother or the second brother?

Chapter 2: Clever and lovely little joke 1. Girl: Do you really love me?

Boy: I swear.

Girl: What do you mean?

Boy: With my sincere heart.

Girl: Sorry, bye!

Boy: What's the matter with you?

Girl: Are you alone? Heart? A socialist, but I am the only one? Things? A socialist.

2. W: I can marry anyone as long as I have money.

M: Will you marry the safe in the bank?

3. Restaurant waiters chat together.

Marshall, why do you always tip more than others? Why do those female customers always tip you more?

It's simple. When I meet female customers, I always say to them: Hello, madam? When they left, I said to them, Goodbye, Miss. ?

Two Americans are traveling in Spain.

One day, they went to a small restaurant for lunch. Neither of them can speak Spanish, nor can the waiter in the restaurant speak English. They want the waiter to know that what they want is two cups of milk and sandwiches.

They said the word milk several times and spelled it again, but the waiter still didn't understand.

Finally, one of them took out a piece of paper and a pencil and drew a cow. The waiter ran out of the restaurant before he finished painting.

The cow painter said to his companion, look, how useful a small pencil is when you encounter difficulties in a foreign country!

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Buck: I really don't understand that so many people die in the sea, but so many people go to sea.

Bill: So many people die in bed, but you still have to sleep every night.

In the restaurant, a famous traveler said to the boss:? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I lived in a savage tribe that ate human flesh for five years. ?

? Jesus Christ. ? The boss cried. ? You must be disappointed to come to us. We only have pork here today. ?

2. One day, Xiao Xin walked to the front of the big mirror, stood quietly, his eyes closed tightly, then opened his eyes and peeped into the mirror.

Mom saw it and came over and asked, Xiao Xin, what are you doing?

Xiao Xin quickly waved to her mother and said, Stop it! Stop it! I am sleeping. I want to see how I sleep. ?

My son is 5 years old and has loved small animals since he was a child. I bought him two little mice three months ago. Since then, my son has taken care of his little pets as soon as he got home, such as patties, yogurt, fruits and jellies? As long as he likes eating and can think of delicious food, he feeds the little mouse at once. If the mouse eats it all, it will dance with joy.

A few days ago, as soon as my son came home from kindergarten, he shouted, Mommy, give me a spoonful of rice quickly. ? I'm still wondering what my son will do. My son shouted excitedly from the room. Mom, look, the little mouse has eaten all the rice. It turns out that mice really like rice. No wonder it was sung in the song? Rats love rice? Why didn't I think of that before! ?

4. children:? Mom, does God support us?

Mom:? Of course, dear. ?

Child:? Is it a gift from God, too?

Mom:? Of course. ?

Child:? Then I don't understand. What do we need dad for?

When my niece was one and a half years old, her father went on a business trip. One day, her father called back and asked her mother to pick it up. The colleague next to her teased her: Yang Yang, your father is not obedient, so we put it in the mobile phone. ?

Hearing this, the little niece immediately picked up the receiver and found it, crying while looking for it. You are so bad. You put my dad on the phone, pay my dad, pay my dad. ? The colleagues next to me all laughed into a ball.

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