Funny conversation with the courier

1. Funny verses about couriers

Funny verses about couriers 1. Does anyone have any joke messages about couriers

1. Friends are applying for jobs After finishing the SF Express job, we went out to celebrate. On the way, the human resources department of SF Express called her and asked her to fill in the information and send it to them. My friend said: "No problem, I will send it via YTO Express in a moment."

2. The SF Express courier went crazy in our company: My fucking salary is 15,000 yuan a month, will I lose my job because of your 2,000 yuan gift! The entire company was silent...

3. A buddy’s dream is to “read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles”, but the reality is that he works as a courier.

4. The flowers of Suer, the grass of SF Express, and the monks of the post office are all over the street; the beauties of Yuantong, the men of Zhongtong, the men of Huitong are all over the streets; the sheep of Yue Feng, the wolves of Lian Haotong, The women of Yunda are like aunts; the ladies of Gulia are the sheep of Changyu, and the quick men run straight into the wall; the uniform apples and the long-haired pears are not as good as the old vegetable peels of Jiaji; the women of the Federation are beautiful, and the men of Dunhao are Water, but not as good as UPS carrot legs.

5. Courier: Hello, your goods have arrived. Please sign here.

Me: Let me take a look at the goods first.

Courier: You cannot inspect the goods without signing for them.

Me: Why?

Courier: Our company’s regulations.

Me: I can’t sign for it without inspecting the goods.

Courier: Okay, then I’m leaving, even if you refuse to accept it.

Me: Wait!

He took the form, signed it, turned around, folded it and put it in his trouser pocket.

Courier: That order needs to be archived. Please sign it and give it to me.

Me: I can’t give you an order without inspecting the goods. It’s our family policy.

The person delivering the express froze...

Me: Why don't you leave, or say I refuse to accept it.

Courier:...... Let's check it out.

2. What are the sentences that praise the "hard-working courier"?

1. Success, this is the highest; excitement and joy; synonymous with hard work and sweat, how many people work for it It keeps fighting for it, how many people keep growing for it, and people will succeed as long as they work hard!

2. When you overcome difficulties, you finally succeed; when you climb the steps and reach the top of the mountain; when you think hard and solve the problem. How joyful I feel after success. The scene of climbing Mount Taishan during the summer vacation made me realize the joy of success even more.

3. The spring breeze blows on the face and the smile blooms, and half a cup of tea is delivered from thousands of miles away, and the sincerity and trust are the first in the world.

4. If you persist a little longer, work harder, and move forward a little more, success may be just one step away from you. There is a saying that even if there is only 1% hope, I will give 100% effort.

5. Yellow-green geese spread their wings and fly in the streets and alleys, carrying the thoughts of lovers, greetings from relatives in their mouths, the message of the company, and the desire of students, and opened, One by one, the small postal mailboxes were opened, showing happy smiling faces.

6. The green olive figure keeps walking through the streets and alleys, conveying distant voices in his hands. The postman's love deserves the respect of the whole society. Here, I solemnly extend my lofty salute and cordial greetings to all workers in the postal industry: "Comrades, have you worked hard? There is a long way to go, so take care!"

7. He is not a hero, but he is better than Zhang Jian made the Western Regions more profound. He was not a beauty, but he was more exciting than Zhaojun's fortress. How many streets and alleys has a square-inch stamp traveled through the ages? Memories include the warm sound of car ringtones and long sheets of text messages in spring, summer, autumn and winter. Day and night, how many families of men, women, and children are there? Involved in more affectionate dreams under the moon, he always never looks back, carrying an old green bicycle, carrying a load of love and hope, pedaling alone through the wind and rain, moving forward----, Mud, don't ask, wandering all your life.

8. It is not a bridge, but it carries thousands of beating hearts. It is not a cable, but it is tied tightly to thousands of wandering boats. They work hard and are unknown. They are an oasis in the desert, free from wind and rain. port of call.

3. Sentences to describe express delivery

Sentences to describe express delivery are:

1. We are on the way.

2. Logistics that you and I can rest assured.

3. Deliver speed with heart.

4. Mountains cannot stop my wide body, and rivers cannot stop my hot wheels.

5. We exchange safety and sincerity for your peace of mind, and we exchange sincerity and speed for your satisfaction.

Express [kuài dì]

Express, also known as courier or express delivery, refers to logistics companies (including freight forwarders) through their own independent networks or through joint cooperation (i.e. networking) , a new transportation method that quickly and securely delivers documents or packages entrusted by users from the sender to the recipient door-to-door (hand-to-hand).

Express delivery can be divided into broad and narrow senses. Express delivery in a broad sense refers to the express delivery of any goods (including bulk shipments); express delivery in a narrow sense refers specifically to emergency delivery services for business documents and small items. The object of research and analysis in this textbook is mainly the express delivery industry in a narrow sense. From the perspective of service standards, express delivery generally refers to express delivery services completed within 48 hours. From the definition of express delivery, the following three characteristics of express delivery can be summarized:

From the perspective of economic category, express delivery is a branch industry of the logistics industry, and express delivery research is subordinate to the category of logistics.

From the perspective of business operations, express delivery is a new mode of transportation and an important link in the supply chain.

From the perspective of business nature, express delivery is an emerging service trade with high added value.

Chinese name: express delivery

Foreign name: Express delivery

Latin name: Etiam traditio

Pinyin: kuài dì< /p>

Phonetic: ㄎㄨㄞˋ ㄉㄧˋ

Explanation: Fast delivery service handled by couriers

Industry: transportation, service industry

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Value-added services include price guarantee, payment collection, order signing and return, etc.

Service categories: domestic express delivery, international express delivery, intra-city express delivery, etc.

Transportation method: other aviation, shipping, etc. Railways and highways