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What are the humorous circle of friends who violate the rules and fines?
1, the car was fined because my carelessness was all my fault. Thank you, comrade traffic police, for your hard work.
I got a ticket today. I think the wind doesn't understand the floating clouds, the sky doesn't understand the depression of rain, and the eyes don't understand the cowardice of tears, so you don't understand my choice, and you don't have to understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every pain must be told.
3. In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, the memory is blocked, and the voice that once moved is gradually fading away. I'm so sad. I got a ticket.
4. I lost a lot. In order to go shopping in the supermarket, I finally had a meal. After eating, the car was fined 150.
We can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it
6. The past is a dream buried in my memory, and you are my only vivid memory. The water drops on the green leaves are tears of missing. Tickets are a thing of the past.
I got a ticket today. I want to know enough is enough. Why should I end up like this?
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