Jokes about solar eclipses

1. When I was watching the total solar eclipse today, I encountered dark clouds. Suddenly a person said: Someone take a bamboo pole and lift the clouds away.

2. Notice: Today, employees in all units are required to receive wages based on two days, including one night shift. Instead of working overtime when it got dark, I went up to the balcony and stood in front of the window, wearing glasses, except for those who looked around.

3. Sun: "Liang, five hundred years have passed, and we are finally together again."

Moon: "Sun, there is no need to say anything."

< p>(for a while) Moon: "How come it's only five minutes?"

Sun: "There are too many people watching from Earth, I'm nervous."

4. Earth: "You It's so unloyal! We are all from the same family!"

Moon: "What do you want?"

Earth: "How can you be between me and the sun?" I have been a third party for a while! I have completely occupied my position in his eyes!" Moon: "Then I will give her back to you!" After that, he left.

Then he turned back to the sun and said: "See you in five hundred years!"

5. Four mahjong players played mahjong vigorously all night, and when it was dawn, they continued to fight. After a while it got dark again. One of the Mayu friends said, "Ah, why did it get dark again so soon?" "Whatever, keep fighting." Another Mayu said. Six minutes later, it was light again. One of the friends was anxious: "You are too slow in playing cards. You played cards all night long."

6. I just changed my clothes and asked the moon to help cover it up, but you guys turned out to be girls. People, young and old, came together to see me change my clothes. Besides, you can just watch it. You even used a black film to cover your eyes and pretended not to see it. It’s hypocritical! Do you think I'm stupid? I'm going to sue you for harassment!

7. The moon chased the sun for 500 years before catching up, but it was a pity that it only took a few minutes to make out!

8. Good news: It is said that during a solar eclipse, the sun, moon, and earth will form a straight line. According to the principle of universal gravitation, the earth's gravity will weaken by then. During the solar eclipse, everyone will go shopping for groceries. There will be more dishes than usual, so don’t miss this once-in-500-year opportunity.