Who can give some very funny jokes? It's best to ensure both quality and quantity.

1. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: depend, what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.

2. Female: "I can marry anyone as long as I have money." Man: "Will you marry the safe in the bank?"

3. Patient: "Doctor, you left the scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I still have one."

4. Two counterfeiters accidentally made counterfeit banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan, and they decided to spend them in remote mountainous areas. When they bought a candied haws from 15 yuan, they cried, and the farmers gave them two 7-piece ones.

5. the minimum standard for college students; Peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field

7. I said you were a pig, but you said: I am a pig. From then on, I will call you "pig is strange"! Finally, one day, you can't help yelling at everyone: I'm not a pig!

8. Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money.

9. Thief A: "How much did you rob today?" Thief B: "No, just read the newspaper tomorrow."

1. The sun was really nice last night.

11. One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he was hesitant because the car shop didn't have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 544 (let me try it), and no one dares to mess with it, isn't it?"!

Regal was moved and immediately bought this car, but there was an accident the next day. Regal got out of the car angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got out of the car, he left in despair. The original license plate of the other party was 44944 (just try it).

is it funny?