@ @ What funny travel novels are recommended!

J go princess go (this is highly recommended, killing me)

Hua (it's funny, too, but you mustn't go to see "Fanwai")

Your majesty, I don't taste good (I laugh at this ~)

Princess, what's your name?

Qinqin princess

Wu nan's embarrassment

Copywriting: Although the tone of this story is white, there is purple in white, red in purple and yellow in red, with a hint of faint cyan that cannot be recognized by the naked eye.

So, this is not a dream story. If you like the ingenuity of the omnipotent mistress, please close the page.

There are many unscrupulous and unreasonable spoofs, and those who thunder are cautious!

Take this article to pay tribute to all the entertainment materials that bring me laughter. Life is too short, why not eat, drink and be merry, May bean curd, be kind and kind.

Men are wrong, so are women.

Copywriter: She came here only for silver, but she didn't expect to swallow his 22,000 silver in one gulp.

Twenty-two thousand. She can't save twenty-two thousand in ten years. How does she compensate?

Even if she has 22 thousand, she doesn't want to pay, because silver is her life.

What? No need to pay, as long as you are his personal servant, you can cancel it.

Of course, if there is such a good thing, you must promise it at once.

Although he is narcissistic, beautiful and delicate, and has a big temper, he tells her what to do all day and manages the east and the west.

But with him, unexpected money often falls from the sky, and she never tires of it.

But he is too beautiful, too like a girl, often targeted by a pervert, and his martial arts is too poor. Every time he wants her to go out and beat that pervert.

After a long time, the Jianghu said they were a loving couple.

Husband and wife are husband and wife, but why is the legendary wife him and the legendary husband her?

Take the child by the hand and take him away.

Copywriter: I am a princess, and I am a silly princess. Born in the palace, I look as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field. For a whole year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were always confused. But in fact, I know the secrets of this palace include hers, his and theirs. I am so carefree in the palace, and I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid. Grab your son's hand and drag him away. Son said no, good, close the door and let the dog go. (deadpan) About the hostess: Playing the fool fully distracted, heartless, occasionally bad, a little black-bellied, maybe look on coldly, actually a little dark, and life is full of cold jokes. About men: A beautiful man is a king, and he can be as cute as he wants. His personality is at sixes and sevens, his temper hides the knife when he smiles, his belly is filled with ink, and his belly is black and treacherous. I stay, so I am, and I am thinking about my superiority. There is no disease in the world, and we strive to create the first black woman in the world. When the golden branches and jade leaves meet with the favored ones of heaven, who plays with whom? !

There is a demon on the other side.

Swaying red tent, shabby wooden bed, Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing had an affair, but Song Wu killed them!

Kong Qianhuan, clutching his chest, woke up from a dream and felt sorry for all kinds of strange dreams in the past seven days. In the dream, no matter how much she loves, she can't escape the ending of dying for love. She thought it was just a strange dream, but she didn't want to. It was actually a fragment of her seventh reincarnation.

It is said that two thousand years ago, she fell in love with Emperor Qingyi, but hooked up with the underworld and was killed by Eight Sword. Therefore, she must die eight times for this, or she will be out of her wits!

Before the seventh time, she did well. Eighth, she knew she was scary, so she was not moved by anyone.

But just because she was so ugly, she was struck by lightning one day!

The immortal stepped on Xiangyun and explained, "Two thousand years ago, you fell in love with Emperor Qingyi, but secretly hooked up with the demon world, and he was killed by eight swords. Therefore, you must die for it eight times, or you will be out of your wits! When you were Pan Jinlian, you were hacked to death by Song Wu; When you were a concubine, you committed suicide in Wujiang for Xiang Yu. Before the seventh world, you did well. Eighth, you look terrible. Therefore, this fairy will not hesitate to chop you to death with a heavenly soldier. In the ninth reincarnation, you should behave well and strive to die more tragically! "

Qian Huan looked up and asked, "Can you stop floating on my head in Xiangyun?"

Copywriter: There is a fairy who occasionally floats on the head of Confucius in Xiangyun and tells some spicy secrets. For example, Ben Xian once commented that immortals and beasts have no future. Who knows, this green-winged emperor rides on you, and he rides on it and is addicted. Cough ... This fairy is a pure-hearted fairy, without those messy thoughts.

For another example, Ben Xian just wanted to tell you that Emperor Qingyi was very kind to you, but you killed him with eight swords. Come out to mix, owe others, you must return the land! After the eighth reincarnation, when you were Pan Jinlian, you were killed by Song Wu. When you were a concubine, you committed suicide in Wujiang for Xiang Yu. On the whole, you did a good job. However, in this life, you are so ugly. This fairy will chop you to death with her heavenly arms. After your reincarnation, you will still fall in love with Emperor Qingyi and then die for him. In this way, you can continue to be your Baihumon without amusement. When Shang Xian stepped on Xiangyun to float to the top of Zi Yue's head again, Zi Yue said calmly, "Please don't step on Xiangyun to float to my head again when you come to see me next time."

Shang Xian wondered and asked, "Why?"

Confucius said, "Xiangyun is too thin to wear underwear."

Handsome men from all walks of life have appeared one after another. What is the threat of seduction for?

In the ninth reincarnation, the other shore bloomed, and Confucius challenged the sky. Who dares to accompany her to change her life and get drunk and frivolous? !