All four words in the lines under Chibi.

Liu Bei served Zhuge Liang who went to Soochow to lobby Sun Quan with a big bowl of rice, saying, "Soochow is a long way and needs physical strength. Eat more. "

-Comments: It seems that not only Lu Yao knows horsepower, but also Lu Yao knows whether people are full or hungry.

"My Lord, it's not good, it's difficult to give birth!" An old minister hurriedly ran to report to Zhou Yu. When the camera turned, it turned out that Xiao Qiao was delivering the horse.

-Comments: This "misplaced" humor is enduring! Just, can you be innovative?

Zhou Yu introduced Zhuge Liang to Xiao Qiao: "His name is Zhu ..."

-Comments: Such a cold joke is too deliberate, not to mention incongruous with the whole film.

Zhuge Liang delivered the baby to the horse. Zhou Yu asked, "Do you know this?" Zhuge Liang said, "I know a little. I helped cows give birth. So should horses. "

-Comments: Zhuge Liang's wit and wit are a little clue here, which also eased the seriousness of Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu when they first met.

After the pony was born, Zhou Yu wanted to name it. Zhou Yu said, "This horse was born in Jingchu, so it was named Jingchu." Hesitated for a while and said, "MengMeng."

-Comments: Zhou Yu deserves to be Zhou Yu, and the name MengMeng was recognized by him as Jingchu!

Sun Shangxiang volunteered for the Chibi War. She blinked her big eyes like Shuang Yanzi and smiled and said, "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world."

-Comments: I wonder if Gu wrote the sentence "Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world" after hearing the legend of a horse girl. (But the following line of this scene "A horse is responsible" is more appropriate. )

Cao Cao looked at Xiao Qiao's portrait with ecstasy, and the guard said vaguely, "Prime Minister, if you want too much and miss too much, it will also cause head wind disease." Cao Cao replied, "haven't you heard that desire makes people young?"

-Comments: This postmodern language is probably possessed by Cao Cao's soul in Liu Zhenyun's Get along with the World!

Zhuge Liang was shaking a fan when Zhou Yu said, "Why do you need a fan in this cold weather?" Zhuge Liang replied, "I need to keep calm all the time."

-Comments: It turns out that a fan can calm people down in cold weather. So, why don't screenwriters slap themselves when writing lines?

Zhuge Liang was fanning a white dove when Zhou Yu asked, "What are you doing?" Zhuge Liang replied, "I just gave them a bath and was fanning them."

-Comments: Zhuge Liang is really considerate. The ancients were unwilling to give it to others, but Zhuge Liang did what he wanted to give.

Sun Shangxiang was angry with Sun Quan. She asked Zhuge Liang, "Am I going too far?" Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "I think you have a great personality." "I have been in Five Blessingg for so many years, and it is not interesting at all." Zhuge Liang comforted: "I think there are some things you do better than others, but they are buried." Sun Shangxiang's face was a little shy: "Only you have a vision."

-Comments: This drama shows another side of Sun Shangxiang, which relieves the tension at the celebration dinner.

Guan Yu said to Shu children, "I can read now, and I will have food in the future."

Sun Shangxiang said to his brother Sun Quan, "Brother, smile and nothing will pass. They also like to watch you laugh! " Refers to the ancestral tablet.

Zhuge Liang said to Zhou Yu, "Unfortunately, it is out of date."

Xiao Qiao said to Zhuge, "Zhou Lang hasn't played the piano for a long time."

Zhuge: "I haven't felt so bad for a long time."

Cao Cao said to all the soldiers, "It's like adding wings to a tiger."

In fact, there are many funny scenes or lines in "Red Cliff"-not to say that a blockbuster must not have laughter, but frequent laughter will affect the overall sense of the film.

I can only say that the biggest investment in China movies is hundreds of millions of RMB, which is very funny!

1. The militants are above nine days, which is what Sun Tzu said in the Art of War.

Which book?

& lt& lt Yi Zhongtian tastes the Three Kingdoms >> ...

2. Because the pigeon flew too fast and became a roasted pigeon, Zhuge Liang sang, "When the wind blows and the water cools, the white pigeon will return it as soon as it goes to roast the pigeon."

When the "Kongming Lantern" came on, Liu Bei asked, "It's too expensive to burn kerosene. How about burning natural gas? "

As for the weather, "According to the weather forecast on QQ, there will be an east wind in three days".

Zhuge Liang asked Xiao Qiao to be a honey trap. "According to my years of studying the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao is suspicious and lustful," and Zhou Yu said to Xiao Qiao, "I can't bear to let my daughter-in-law catch a rogue."

6. When Zhang Fei went to cheat surrender, the first sentence he said to Cao Cao: "My master asked me to cheat surrender."

Speaking of reasons, Zhang Fei said, "I mean that you are excellent and powerful, and it is foolish and naive for us to confront you."

8. Cao Cao was defeated and followed the sound of the piano to find Xiao Qiao: "I captured Wu Shu alive for Xiao Qiao, and Xiao Qiao missed me day and night! It doesn't matter if you defeat my 10 million troops. You can't defeat the old man's loyalty to Xiao Qiao. "

9. Liu Bei: Let me sum up what Mr. Zhuge meant. The way he burned Cao Cao's camp was like this. ....

As we all know, Cao Cao's water army is a little fierce and can't fight ya, but Cao Cao is stupid. He chained the navy chain. Isn't it obvious that we should burn you? Even I can see this IQ.

10. Zhang Fei: It's finally my turn to play, surnamed Zhu. If you have any tricks up your sleeve, please take them out for me quickly.

Zhuge Liang: My surname is Zhuge, not Zhu. ...

1 1. But I have to trouble my wife Xiao Qiao. The plan has a common name, honey trap. ...

Do you know anything about honey traps? Know a little ... hahaha ...

12 .....

I don't read newspapers, I want to read entertainment weekly.

The one with the most female stars.

13. Cao Cao: It is good to surrender on behalf of your master, but you still have to go through some procedures. Fill out the form for him. ...

& lt& lt unconditional cession of territory agreement >>?

Shit, are you Japanese?

I can't read, these things with words, go back and let Zhu fill them in.

14. Zhang Fei: By the way, my brother also prepared a declaration form for you. ...

Cao Cao: 80 barrels of nitric acid, 80 barrels of sulfur, 0/70 barrels of gunpowder and 400 tons of dry wood. ...

What do you mean by preparing these things for me? Do you want me to hold a bonfire party for you?

Zhang Fei: Haven't you ever seen the Beijing Olympic Games set off firecrackers? My brother is also a middle-level official after all. He was handsome, and many troops tricked him into surrendering.

It has to be lively anyway. What do you think it will do? Burn your broken boat?

15. Guan Yu: Give him some points.

General Guan, this ... let him go. Why didn't you tell your master when you went back?

Guan Yu: I don't want to let him go either, but how can the plot develop without him?

16. Cao Cao: Xiao Qiao doesn't care about the age of the old man, but he works every night and dare not neglect.

Xiao Qiao: shameless old horse.

Cao Cao: What did you ask, Xiao Qiao? 1, Sun Shangxiang stood pigeons back to Wu Dong and was discovered by Sun Shucai. Dialogue between Sun Shucai and Sun Shangxiang;

"Hey, what are you doing?" Sun Shucai.

Sun Shangxiang: "I, I release!" " "

"Hey, how nice! ..... Listen to your accent, you are from the south! " Sun Shucai.

"Ah ... yes!" Sun Shangxiang.

"Well, southerners are more enthusiastic." Sun Shucai.

"Northerners are more chic." Sun Shangxiang.

"I'm a little silly." Sun Shucai.

Liu Bei wants to break the contract and retreat. Zhuge Liang said, "How can you leave now?"

Liu Bei replied: "I know you are affectionate, but in troubled times, heaven is hard to tolerate." Leave the hard work to others. "

3. Sun Shangxiang: "My mother calls me a fat pig." Sun Shucai: "My mother calls me a git." Sun Shangxiang: "Hehe, one of us is useless and the other is a fat pig."

Zhuge Liang: "If you know a little about everything, life will be more colorful." (Zhuge Liang borrows the east wind, and Lu Su is surprised that he knows the weather)

5. Zhuge Liang: "According to my years of farming experience, this wind direction should be ..." (borrowing from the east wind)

6. Cao Cao: "I lost to a gust of wind and a cup of tea!"

7. Guan Yu: "You are out of date!" (Cao Jun was defeated and Cao Cao was surrounded by Zhou Yu and others)

8. Xiao Qiao: "wouldn't it be great if one day we could sit with Cao Cao and talk about romance instead of war?" With the war just around the corner, Xiao Qiao made the above "fantasy" to Zhou Yu.

9. Zhuge Liang issued a military order and raised 654.38 million arrows in three days. Lu Su couldn't fathom his mind, and he was in a rash.

Lu Su: "Three days are almost over. You didn't make any arrows. I am really sweating for you! " "

Zhuge Liang: "Don't worry about my sweat. Help me see if the tortoise is sweating? "

Lu Su: "Tortoise? Sweating. "

Zhuge Liang: "As I expected, there will be heavy fog."

Lu Su: "What fog? You confuse me! "

10, Cao Cao: "You are stupid, let me be as stupid as you."

(Jiang Gan failed to convince Zhou Yu, but fell into Zhou Yu's "deviant", which led to Cao Cao's manslaughter of Cai Mao and Zhang Yun. When Cao Cao woke up, he angrily gave Jiang Gan a bowl of poisoned wine, and then angrily told the truth. )

1 1. Cao Cao told everyone to kneel down for him. Guan Yu shouted, "Cao Cao, you are out of date!" "

Cao Cao was defeated, but refused to surrender. He was still a lean man. Unexpectedly, your majesty was ruined by Guan Yu's words. )

12, Xiao Qiao broke into Cao Cao's camp at night and begged Cao Cao to give up his troops. He tried to commit suicide by drawing his sword, but Cao Cao stopped him. Cao Cao coaxed a child and said, "Stop it!"

13, Lu Su heard that Xiao Qiao went to Cao Ying overnight and said anxiously to Zhou Yu, "Then Cao Cao is famous for robbing other people's wives!"

14, Liu Bei: "Some traditional festivals are still very meaningful. For example, putting sugar and glutinous rice together means reunion. "

15, Cao Cao was convinced of Zhou Yu's fake surrender, saying, "It's really Cai Mao's style to have many typos."

16, Zhou Yu looked at Cao Cao's water army on the rostrum and said to Zhuge Liang with great anxiety, "We won a victory, but there were many crises. It's really' success is the mother of failure'! "

17, Pony MengMeng wants to go with Zhuge Liang. Xiao Qiao said in a sweet tone, "Kong Ming, MengMeng has grown up. Don't let him fight." Zhuge Liang: "How dare you, your child?"

18, Cao Cao saw Sun Shucai's cuju clearly and said happily, "Hey, look, look, the plot has been caught!"