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My sister's family has two children. On this day, my brother told him that he would marry his aunt when he grew up. Because my aunt is beautiful, she was only heard by her father. She slapped her brother with a bang, and his brother laughed beside him: "You deserve it, don't you dare rob him." As soon as the voice fell, five fingerprints were added to my brother's face with a bang. As a young aunt, I was drowned in the wind at this time.

I bought eye drops yesterday and ordered two drops at home. I closed my eyes and rolled my eyes. I can't see anything when I open my eyes. Ni Ma, this is the rhythm of buying drugs, medicine and water. I suddenly fell off the chair, kicked the table sideways and cried. My dad calmly scolded: it's getting less and less valuable. The power failure scared you into this bear.

On the way to pick up the bride, the bride cried very sadly, probably reluctant to part with her parents. It is useless to comfort those who take care of their loved ones in various ways. The groom said, "Why don't we send her back?" As a result, the bride stopped crying at once ...

Xiao Ming dropped a key when he was looking for his pocket. He couldn't find it at that time, but later he went back to look for it! There was a couple on the roadside, and the man suddenly said excitedly, Whose is it? Whose is it? Xiao Ming quickly said: mine, mine, mine! Later Xiao Ming learned that it was the pregnant woman ~

Girls' dormitories often have people lighting candles to show their love, and then shouting "I love you" to show their love. Jun A lost the game tonight and was fined for simulating the scene. He was shy by nature and refused to speak for a long time after lighting the candle. More and more people were found upstairs, and many onlookers cheered for him. As a result, he held back for a long time and shouted, "sell-wax-candles!" " "