A 400-word composition "My Self-Portrait" in the second volume of the fourth grade

My self-portrait

Sichuan Pengshan Qinglong Junior High School Huang Jiankui

My surname is Huang Jiankui. I am a little over 15 years old this year and less than 16 years old. male. He is short in stature, only about 1 in height.

4 meters is almost equal to the square root of 2, 1.44, so my classmates called me "square root 2". Speaking of this nickname

makes me very frustrated.

I also have a nickname: "Jingxiaer". I am proud of this nickname. It is recognition from my classmates that I can tell jokes.

My grades were not very good, and my parents, who are farmers, always said that I was "worthless". Whenever this happens, I laugh and say: "Who said that? As long as you give me a knife, I can bleed immediately." They all laughed

I have a mole on my belly. My relatives laughed at me and said, "One mole and a mole on the belly. It's delicious and lazy to cook." I said: "

Why is what I heard different from what you said? What they said is, 'One mole and a mole on the belly.' You will definitely get rich,'" he said, making them laugh.

In front of my classmates, I played another trick. Once I blew it in the classroom: In a fishing competition, one person used an aircraft carrier as a fishing platform, a submarine as a float, a crane's boom as a fishing rod, and a ship's anchor as a fishhook

, high-voltage wires were used as fishing lines, and I fished and fished, and finally caught a fish weighing... The students all stared at me with wide eyes

, hoping that I would tell the result, but , I deliberately didn’t say anything and asked them to guess. One said they caught a big shark weighing one ton; the other said it was a whale of at least ten tons... They all guessed badly. I just

said: "You are all wrong, what I caught was a small crucian carp weighing two taels." The classmates laughed so hard that they laughed.

Another time I was playing hunting with my classmates. I said: "A hunter uses a 2-meter-long sand gun filled with peas to make sand.

He chases the hares. "Bang! Guess what happened next?" "Go and pick up the rabbit!" "Wrong." It’s his own face.”

Isn’t this something you can’t boast about? If you want to hear me brag, come to us.