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What do you need to take for a long trip?
1, change clothes
When you go out to work or travel, the first thing you should do is to bring a change of clothes. Going out is not a day or two. If you don't bring a change of clothes, you will feel very uncomfortable.
2, toiletries
Everyone uses toilet products. If you want to travel far, be sure to bring toiletries, including your cosmetics and skin care products.
3. Charger
Now the most important thing for everyone is the mobile phone. Be sure to bring a charger before you go out, or you will collapse directly.
4, mobile phone, money, documents
It must cost money to go out. Mobile phones, money, certificates and so on are all necessities. Not everyone uses Alipay and WeChat everywhere, so it is also important to bring a little cash. Not to mention the certificate, you can't go anywhere without it.
5, skin care products. It is best to bring a bottle of facial cleanser and a bottle of toner. First, there will be surprises when you buy and try other skin care products; Second, there are too many things to carry, which takes up space in the suitcase and is still relatively heavy.
6, pay attention to bring a mirror, acne needle, nail clippers.
Second, the precautions for going out to work:
1. Don't put your ID card and bank card together, so as not to lose them at the same time, causing heavy losses.
2. The wallet containing cash shall not exceed 1000 yuan and shall be stored separately. Don't leave too much money on the card. Get two cards.
Try to sit in the middle of the car, take the bag and don't put it on the luggage rack. If it is in sight, such as diagonally above, if it is close to the window, please put your mobile phone or important property on the side near the window. Don't pick up other people's words in the car at will, so as not to expose yourself as a foreigner.
4. Try not to take illegally operated vehicles. It is the most labor-saving and safest way to take a through train and reduce the order of changing trains.
5, try not to sleep by car, you can avoid most of the losses. Don't store things for strangers.
6. Don't join in the fun when traveling, don't be too curious, and don't be greedy for petty advantages.
7. If you go out alone, stay in a private room and try not to share with strangers.
8. When traveling, be honest, do not gamble, do not go in and out of entertainment places, keep a relatively low profile, and do not have conflicts with people.
Going out of town for the first time (composition 600 words) The winter vacation is here. My mother said she would go to Hebei and my sister would go to Hebei to get married. I saw my grandmother in Hebei by the way.
This is good news. This is my first time out so far.
I thought it was just me and my mother, but I didn't expect our whole family to go. I'm so happy.
On the day of departure, I got up earlier than anyone.
I got ready early because I was too excited to sleep.
After getting on the bus, we talked and laughed, played poker and told jokes. Although the journey is long, we have long forgotten the fatigue on the road.
Just before evening, the traffic police closed the highway because of the heavy fog.
what can I do? Only 10 cars are allowed for 30 minutes.
And we are still at the bottom.
At this time, we found that the car could slide away from the side road.
We took a loophole and finally got out.
It's past 12, so it's dangerous and slow to go.
So everyone suggested leaving tomorrow.
And I don't want to, because I've been looking forward to meeting menstruation for a long time.
So everyone still chose to keep walking.
When I arrived at my destination ... I told my brother-in-law, but I didn't expect my whole family to go because I was too excited to sleep "target =" _ blank" >? This is what my sister suddenly said, mom, can you not go?
This is a long trip, so we will open the door.
I don't want to. I can't come back.
This is good news. Looking at the tears in my sister's eyes, I can't help it. Who would have thought that he would hide his shoes in the garbage basket? I slept with my aunt for a winter vacation. I got up earlier than anyone else. After all, I was married.
By the time we arrived at our destination, it was past 2 o'clock://:/.
My cousin is really a ghost.
The ceremony began.
We are also sad to catch up with the past.
what can I do? I am very happy.
We will use it.
Say we leave Hebei? Only 10 cars are allowed for 30 minutes.
I have to get to my cousin's house in the afternoon//liulianjizowindaaquan/2010/0303/53428! I said silently in my heart.
We talked and laughed when we got on the bus.
Gu Lao cooked for us, and then I realized that my sister didn't want to leave her family and us. After dinner, we rushed to the hotel and played poker again, only to hear firecrackers in the room.
The day of departure.
I thought it was just me and my mom//liulianjizowindaaquan/2010/0303/53428.
So everyone still chose to keep walking.
The salute sounded as we got off the bus.
I got up at six o'clock the next morning:
Ask my father to allow me to leave. Title: "Dad is not at home, so I will say goodbye to him." This afternoon, my father, who is leaving tonight, came to pick me up. I couldn't help crying when he said that my father was leaving today.
I went home and said to my dad, "Four calls a day.
"We all laughed.
In the evening, I sent my father to the railway station. Dad told me to study hard and got on the bus. We said goodbye to each other and the train left. I kept chasing, but the train left. Watching my father go away, I forced my tears to go home.
In the evening, my mother and I were in a warm bed.
I had a dream. A year later, my father came back from Shenzhen with a fancy car and exquisite notebook, and he returned to my mother and me forever.
Junior high school students travel far by themselves for the first time, and the composition is about 650 words. They traveled for the first time, and the narrative of the sixth grade was about 700 words. The winter vacation is here. My mother said she would go to Hebei and my sister would go to Hebei to get married. By the way, I want to see my aunt in Hebei.
This is good news. This is my first time out so far.
I thought it was just me and my mother, but I didn't expect our whole family to go. I'm so happy.
On the day of departure, I got up earlier than anyone.
I got ready early because I was too excited to sleep.
After getting on the bus, we talked and laughed, played poker and told jokes. Although the journey is long, we have long forgotten the fatigue on the road.
Just before evening, the traffic police closed the highway because of the heavy fog.
what can I do? Only 10 cars are allowed for 30 minutes.
And we are still at the bottom.
At this time, we found that the car could slide away from the side road.
We took a loophole and finally got out.
It's past 12, so it's dangerous and slow to go.
So everyone suggested leaving tomorrow.
And I don't want to, because I've been looking forward to meeting menstruation for a long time.
So everyone still chose to keep walking.
When we arrived at our destination, it was past 2 o'clock.
Gu Mu cooked food for us, and then went to sleep. I slept with Gu Mu.
We talked, recalled and fell asleep.
The next day, my little brother and his party came back, talking to my little brother and playing with my cousin, and it was afternoon in a blink of an eye.
We have to go to my cousin's house this afternoon. After dinner, we will go to the hotel and wait for tomorrow's wedding.
When I got up at six o'clock the next morning, I only heard firecrackers ringing in the room.
We will lock the door, as long as the people who pick up relatives give us red envelopes, we will open the door.
Come in and start looking for shoes.
My cousin is really a ghost. Who would have thought that he would hide his shoes in the garbage basket?
After picking up relatives, it began to snow, and we braved the heavy snow to arrive at the hotel.
The salute sounded in the car, and my sister and brother-in-law got off and walked slowly to the auditorium.
At the beginning of the ceremony, the host Kan Kan talked about it, which seemed to bring us into this artistic conception.
I found my sister's eyes moist when she spoke. What happened? This is what my sister suddenly said, mom, can you stay? I just know that my sister doesn't want to leave her family and us.
We are also very sad, looking at the tears in my sister's eyes, but we can't help it. After all, you can't come back when you get married! I said silently in my heart, goodbye, sister.
Then we left Hebei.
This is a long journey and a testimony of true feelings!
My mother sent me a composition. The first time I traveled alone made me unforgettable. It was in the third grade when I went to the largest summer camp base in China-Shanghai Oriental Green Boat with several big brothers and sisters.
I remember before I got on the bus, I felt very happy and a little excited. After all, it was the first time I left my parents and went to Shanghai thousands of miles away with a group of strange friends.
I want to leave home and have a good time for a week. Watch TV as long as you want at night and sleep as long as you want. I can play whatever I want during the day and buy whatever toys I want without the permission of adults. How free I am, like a bird flying in the sky, a small fish swimming in the water, a zebra running on the grassland, flowers blooming in spring ... I can't help laughing.
I felt dizzy and nauseous all the way. If I usually fall into my mother's arms, sometimes my mother will tell me stories and jokes, but now I have to recite them myself.
We arrived at our destination-the country of the East.
When I got off the bus, I felt strange and fresh, and everything was so different.
The teacher took us to Maidan apartment, told us to let go of the thread, and then went down to hold the quilt and pillow.
The quilt is very heavy. As soon as I got to the second floor, I was so tired that I was sweating and flushed. I finally got to the third floor and opened the door. I suddenly fell on the bed.
The teacher asked us to fold the quilt, but I didn't fold it four or five times.
If my mother were here, she would definitely fold the quilt for me. Finally, a big brother taught me to fold, and I barely did.
For the next few days, I was playing crazy. The Marine Life Museum, the Shanghai Science and Technology Museum, the maze of wisdom, the road of the brave, the simulated aircraft carrier and the fierce dragon boat race made me linger and made many jokes.
I didn't expect to play until the third grade, and I began to miss home, my father and my mother.
I think: I can eat my mother's fried dishes every day, play chess with my father every day, and play games with the little police dog Lightning every day ... Hey! It's good to be at home.
In this way, I spent a few days in homesickness, and finally got home. When I opened the door, I thought "Lightning" would lie lazily on the ground and wag its tail at me as before. Unexpectedly, it will pounce on me and lick my face hard. It turns out that Lightning misses me, too!
Ask my father to allow me to leave. Title: "Dad is not at home, so I will say goodbye to him." This afternoon, my father, who is leaving tonight, came to pick me up. I couldn't help crying when he said that my father was leaving today.
I went home and said to my dad, "Four calls a day.
"We all laughed.
In the evening, I sent my father to the railway station. Dad told me to study hard and got on the bus. We said goodbye to each other and the train left. I kept chasing, but the train left. Watching my father go away, I forced my tears to go home.
In the evening, my mother and I were in a warm bed.
I had a dream. A year later, my father came back from Shenzhen with a fancy car and exquisite notebook, and he returned to my mother and me forever.
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Two articles on the same topic (one short and one long) are entitled 18-year-old travel for reference. Your approval is the motivation for my answer. Please adopt it.
1, "Eighteen-year-old Travel" began like this.
Traveling far is to explore the boundaries of this world, let this world enter our own bodies, and it is our confrontation, running-in and blending with this world that is growing and maturing.
Before the age of 18, we may go on the road with our parents, grow while walking and grow on the road; From the age of eighteen, we will walk the world alone, which is the beginning of independent thinking and the horizon of spiritual maturity.
This distance is farther than the distance in the distant wind.
Take your favorite books, choose your favorite way in the innocent age of eighteen, and we will fly away together and start a different journey of life.
2. "Leaving at the Age of 18" I remember that there was a text called "Leaving at the Age of 18" in middle school, which was a short story written by a writer. His name is Yu Hua.
Nature is a very professional standard, and it may not be necessary to write similar topics at the meeting, but in my opinion, I have my own ideas.
Although the so-called topics are the same, my ideas are different. Besides, I'm not far-fetched, but I'm only eighteen, and youth is precious to everyone.
Just like the thirsty land for rain, because life is at stake, we should not ignore it, but cherish it because it is fleeting.
Youth is the season of earthy breath and fresh lilacs. Happiness and romance wander around us from time to time. Only when you feel it can you find the beauty of life and appreciate the taste of happiness. It turns out that all this is so beautiful.
In such an era, everything is fleeting and there is no room for hesitation and relaxation. Looking back suddenly, we bid farewell to the beautiful sky, as if lightning and thunder were changing and changed a lot inadvertently.
In our memory, we have had hesitation and hesitation, and we have shouted hard, but no one will pay attention to these almost hoarse shouts from us under the sky of 18 years old. When we are cynical or anxious, we are either labeled as cynical or lazy.
So I answered that sentence. It doesn't matter whether it is yes or not! With the care and love of parents and relatives, the support, encouragement and help of teachers, classmates and friends, we feel the charm of happiness.
However, after all, we have to be independent and mature outside the sky blue era, so it is necessary to put the transition from the era of mutual assistance to my own era on the agenda.
Traveling at the age of eighteen, I believe I can do it.
Think about it and give it a try; Try it and think about it.
At the age of eighteen, it is best to travel alone after the college entrance examination. It doesn't matter whether you are eighteen after the college entrance examination.
The important thing is that eighteen is a sign, the end and end of middle school.
Therefore, it is necessary to go out for a long trip when there are complete or incomplete periods, exclamation points or other figures in middle school. It may be more convenient and certainly better if you have relatives from different places, unless you are not afraid to trouble others or your relatives don't care about your troubles.
But if not, there is no need to sigh. It's no big deal to go out for a long trip alone. I'm eighteen. I'm eighteen
Please say this to yourself loudly and confidently. You should not only say it, but also do it.
Of course, the premise of such a thing is to arrange all this after consulting with parents and relatives. Don't let others worry about you, this is the foundation and foundation of our long trip.
With the kind heart of youth, I suddenly stepped into the sky where I walked alone.
What kind of feeling is this? It should be exciting and interesting. This kind of experience is something we never had when we went to school happily and came home safely. It's pleasant and novel, like challenging our nerves and dynamic souls, but unpredictable difficulties and obstacles are also essential.
But with this courage and boldness, it seems that the so-called difficulties are not called difficulties, and the so-called obstacles don't matter.
Traveling abroad seems to be a way of life for travelers to find a way out of life. Through their own personal experience and profound feelings, they face history and reality, antiquity and vicissitudes, and then draw their own realistic thinking and value judgment, which inspires and touches people.
At the age of eighteen, we don't seem to need this kind of comfortable enjoyment. We just need to exercise our confidence and courage, because we don't fully understand the concept of life in our spiritual structure, so we don't need to pursue it, so we can't talk about experiencing the hardships in culture.
/kloc-when I was 0/8 years old, I left home and faced too many challenges and hardships, as well as all kinds of unpredictable and unpredictable difficulties waiting for us. We can't deeply understand the relationship between social form and personal value orientation, and we can't seek complicated life handover between our small life and such a big world. We just walked a long way, experienced unprecedented bitterness, felt unpredictable twists and turns, and lived an incomprehensible life.
Only then can I understand that the original goal and direction are diametrically opposite, and the reality is far from the ideal.
This is the experience and feeling that 18-year-old travel brings us.
The title of the article about going to school far away is the most beautiful schoolbag. Ask god for advice. Outside, the wind is biting. In a shabby hut, an old man over 60 years old is sitting on the kang preparing his son to go out for a long trip.
The loving mother sat in the dim light, sewing clothes for her son Meng Jiao. Holding the needle in her left hand and the thread in her right hand, she slowly passed through the eye of the needle, tied a knot and sewed it carefully.
This needle and thread contains the mother's concern and worry about her son. She is worried that her son won't be home for a long time. My family is too poor to buy silks and satins for my son, only coarse clothes and linen.
"son! You should be careful everywhere outside, get along well with others, and often write home to reassure your mother! " Say that finish, choked up, at this point, tears involuntarily fell down.
Meng Jiao put down the book, looked at his loving mother and nodded deeply.
At this time, he was full of thoughts and even decided to stay at home with his mother, but he couldn't let her down. In order to repay her, he had to make a name for himself.
He remembered the difficulty of going to school as a child and his mother's hard work.
When I was a child, Meng Jiao's family was very poor and had no money to send him to school.
He also knows that it is not easy to understand his mother. Much as he wants to go, he doesn't want to burden his mother.
The cautious mother finally realized that in order to let her son go to school early, she worked hard to weave and work hard every day.
Finally, the mother gave some money to her son. The son was shocked, and the mother only said, "Take it!" "Meng Jiao knew that money didn't come easily, so he studied hard ... Now, he can go abroad to study. No one can understand the excitement in his heart and his concern for his mother.
Tomorrow, he will leave, leave his loving mother, leave this shabby hut, and leave his hometown where he was born and raised.
He can't say what he doesn't want. He can't do anything for his mother. He can only say that he will miss it forever and study hard outside. He can't help singing a poem in his heart: the thread in the hand of a kind-hearted mother makes clothes for her wayward boy's body.
Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged.
Who can say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring?
Outside, the biting wind is still blowing, but this small room is full of warm spring.
Whenever it rains, I will think of my dear grandfather, and think of one thing that moves me the most.
It was Friday, and I don't know who angered God. Suddenly, the sky outside the window turned dark, and it began to rain in Mao Mao.
But who would have thought that at noon, the light rain in Mao Mao gradually turned into a downpour, and my mood was as gloomy as the sky.
What shall we do? What shall we do? I didn't bring my umbrella, and I didn't tell my family to pick me up.
Looking up at the sky, the rain will not stop for a while.
My parents are still working, my grandparents are in poor health and I have no money. I am in a really bad mood.
I really envy watching my classmates walk out of school one by one.
Just then, a kind voice came into my ear, "Jiang Meng!" I turned around and said, "Grandpa!" I cried excitedly and saw my grandfather riding a bicycle and wearing a black raincoat, but this small raincoat could not stop the strings of raindrops.
I covered my head with my schoolbag and ran to grandpa. Grandpa quickly opened the umbrella and handed it to me.
I found my seat wrapped in a plastic bag by my grandfather. He said he was afraid of getting wet on the road. I am very touched.
"Come on!" Grandpa said.
"No, anyway, I also have an umbrella, I can go back, you don't take me to ride a bike, the road is very slippery.
"Grandpa is old, it may be dangerous to ride a bike alone, let alone get wet with me.
Grandpa quickly said, "Nothing, nothing. I don't trust you to go back in rainy days. Let's go, it will rain even harder in the future! " "I had to agree.
Grandpa is very careful at every step. The wind is getting stronger and stronger. My umbrella was blown over several times. Grandpa simply took my umbrella and put on my raincoat.
Beads of rain as big as beans hit grandpa's body and face. I insisted on returning the raincoat to grandpa, but it was useless.
Finally, when I got home, my grandfather was covered in water. Grandma quickly brought a towel and asked me what was going on. Grandpa quickly interrupted and said, "nothing, my umbrella broke down on the way." I gave her my raincoat, so I got wet. I'm going to take a bath. "
"Grandpa just turned into the bathroom, my tears will swell up.
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