Gap joke

Noodles and steamed stuffed bun joke series (complete set)

One day, noodles and meat buns had an argument because they were thin.

The two sides fought,

But the meat buns were beaten out of the water by noodles because there was too much meat.

So when I left, I left a message for the noodles: "Don't leave if you dare. I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson."

Meat buns went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. , ready to find the noodle theory.

I met instant noodles on the way.

Meat buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and beat them.

After the instant noodles were beaten, I asked why the meat bag beat him.

The meat bag replied, "Noodles, don't think that I can't recognize you when I perm my hair! 』

the second part

By the way, I felt very unhappy after the instant noodles were hit by the sea.

So I added rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and zhajiang noodles.

To get back at the patties,

Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road.

He looked at the instant noodles carefully for a while and said, "Brothers, let's go! 」

Instant noodles are flat or even harder.

After squashing the steamed bread, Mianren walked away.

Later, someone asked instant noodles:

"You just flat so hard, we all don't know you hate him! 」

Instant noodles said, "I wanted to lick the meat buns a little."

I didn't expect him to be cute today. The more I think about it, the angrier I get ... "

the third part

It is said that I was depressed enough after the last time the meat bun was hit by noodles.

So I found steamed buns, colorful treasures, fried buns, soup buns and other packages to eat hot pot to remove mold.

I saw Flammulina velutipes when I entered the door.

Packed people to beat Flammulina velutipes,

The message said, "Don't think I can't recognize you with a hat on! 」

part four

It is said that steamed buns were extremely unhappy when they were beaten by the sea.

He took meat buns, red bean paste buns, jiaozi, a close relative, and moon cakes, a distant relative, for revenge.

I met a slag surface on the road.

Everyone swarmed and beat Zhajiang half to death.

On the way back, everyone asked steamed buns:

"Do you really hate noodles? You will die, you will be disabled. 」

Steamed buns said:

"I just want to hit it a few times, who knows that he is covered in shit.

I thought I wouldn't dare hit him like this. What a wonderful idea!

This cowardly little man has ignited my heart, and I will fight without restraint ... "

The fifth part

It is said that after instant noodles and steamed buns are finished, the more you think about it, the more angry you get.

Because I want to have a stall, I'm going to find steamed buns with everyone again.

Unexpectedly, I fell down on the road and met the cut bag.

Wow! Instant noodles are violent and take the lead in being flat.

Everyone felt a little miserable after playing.

Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry? 」

Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me my hair back ... ". 」

Part VI

It is said that the steamed stuffed bun was mistaken by instant noodles, and the news spread all over the world.

Everyone says instant noodles are so brave.

One day, Lamian Noodles met jiaozi on the road and stared at jiaozi with extremely surprised eyes.

Jiaozi was about to ask, when Lamian Noodles had run first.

Lamian Noodles told everyone he met on the road and said:

"Oh my God! That day, instant noodles beat the meat buns badly, and the whole face was tilted to one side ... "

Part VII

It is said that the more you think about it, the more unwilling you are, and you are beaten for no reason.

So I found a bunch of steamed buns to make instant noodles.

As a result, I saw the scientific side on the road and quickly hid in fear.

Because the scientific face is wearing a bulletproof vest, the steamed stuffed bun dare not provoke it.

I met a silver coil in the escape map.

I want to say that this noodle sleeping under the bed was dragged back as a hostage.

So he took it back to Bao's house and prepared to put the silver coil on the stove for torture.

Results package heads old hurriedly come out to stop:

"That's not noodles, he is our undercover! 」

Part VIII

Speaking of noodles and steamed buns, the two ethnic groups have deep grievances.

Both sides often fight if they don't like it.

One day, a group of dough-faced people were wandering on the road and saw Shao Bao alone.

Enemies are particularly jealous when they meet each other, remembering the grievances of instant noodles and others before.

Without saying anything, I hit the burning bag.

The noodles shouted, "Give me a good beating. Don't let him go just because he vomited blood!"! 」

Part 9

Poor * burned Baotou and blood, and all the injuries went to the meat bag for help.

In a rage, meat buns went to fight with red bean cakes and mung bean cakes.

When the war is on the verge, everyone will flee.

I saw French fries lying leisurely on the road,

Without a word, a group of people punched and kicked the French fries.

Meat bag anger not extinguish, and fill the two feet, said:

"Hit people still dare to wear glittering shopping! I owe you one foot! Keep calling me. 」

Part 10

Anyway, after the French fries were beaten, I felt so unreasonable.

He went to his good friend to complain.

Hearing this, Patch felt that the noodle family was dragging down the French fries.

So I found a guest. Ah Q and Man Han are going to find a steamed stuffed bun house to book an orphan.

I didn't expect to meet a scolding player on the road.

These noodles are red and white, and they can't be found everywhere.

Finally, I wrote a note about Aruba and left a sentence when I left.

"Don't come out and be seen by me if you haven't practiced invisibility next time.

Translucent steamed stuffed bun, found at once! 」

Part 1 1

Speaking of meatballs, the more I think about it, the worse I feel.

I found tribute pills, fish pills, Huazhi pills and so on. And the theory of noodles.

When I met Daoxiao Noodles on the road, I killed him indiscriminately.

Leave him in front of the noodle family's base camp,

The next day, Lamian Noodles opened the door and saw Daoxiao Noodles lying dying at the door.

Hurriedly rescued him and said, "Who did this? 」

Daoxiaomian said with a Shandong accent, "Damn, meatballs are too much.

I have nothing against them and beat me like this. 」

Hearing this, Lamian Noodles sighed with emotion: "That's it. What the elders were worried about finally happened. 」

Knife facet said curiously, "What's the matter? 」

Lamian Noodles said nervously, "The era of tripartite confrontation has finally arrived. 」

Parts 12

In other words, after several disputes between the steamed stuffed bun clan and the dough clan,

Meeting without saying anything has reached a dull state.

One day, a group of people went to Danshui to play with noodles, instant noodles, beef noodles and salted pasta.

Far away, I saw Agai enjoying the scenery along the Danshui River.

A group of people didn't say much, so they rushed forward to fight, and Achai was beaten to death.

While beating him, he said, "You ugly brown paper bag, how dare you come to the scenic spot!

Fight! Give me a hard blow! Give me the strength to suckle and hit me hard! 」

The steamed stuffed bun family heard the tip and came to the rescue. When they arrived, they saw Agai lying on the ground.

When the steamed stuffed bun family saw that it was beaten, they shouted while holding Ah gei's hair:

"You fucking liar, I caught the evidence! 」

Parts 13

The disharmony between Bao clan and face clan,

After the red bean cake and mung bean cake were added, the situation became more intense.

On the other hand,

The original neutral French fries alliance decided to support the noodle family because of the fault of Baojia and Doujia.

With French fries, fried chicken and hamburgers are also armed.

With the participation of the French fries alliance, the Bao family also sought help.

Send a message to the allied forces in Macao-the powerful egg tower,

The participation of the egg tower is not unconditional, provided that 4000 egg tower shops are opened.

After some efforts, with the cream fragrance and the outer layer of cakes,

The Egg Tower Corps led by Margaret dominated the battle.

As a result, egg tower shops can be seen everywhere now.

Since then, the flour family has declined, the bean family has gone downhill, and the French fries alliance has also collapsed.

Even the sponsor who went to ask for help was forced to recuperate because of the war injury.

So, the conclusion is:

The prevalence of egg towers is due to the disharmony between flour and bread.

Parts 14

It is said that the battle between meat buns and noodles is becoming more and more fierce, and it has reached the point where the situation is like fire and water.

One day, meat buns, steamed buns, egg towers and so on came to the road.

Seeing noodles walking on the road, the meat bag took one look and sneered.

Shouted, "Give it to me! 」

At that time, the Bao family beat and cursed, and their faces, lines and noses were swollen.

Top silk finally caught the gap and shouted:

"Stop it! I have no problem with you. Why did you hit me? 」

Meat bag: "noodle line? Don't think that I won't recognize you by changing your name after you've been to Madden! 」

Noodles: "You ... you, how do you know that I have been to Maiden?" 」

Meat bag: "Hum! Not only do I know that you have been to Madden Crazy, but I also know that you used to ask for noodles. "

Top post: "I ... you look down on me, my name was lath!" " 」

Parts 15

In other words, meat buns find faults with vegetable buns, taro buns and fried buns with noodles.

As a result, I met a model student's dim sum cake on the road, and the steamed stuffed bun brothers swarmed.

Because meat buns are often k, I have a hard time playing.

Fried package saw a little unbearable, ask meat package:

"Do you hate noodles? Beat him to pieces ... "

Parts 16

Due to the prevalence of egg towers, noodle families have to come to the mainland to invest in leisure.

One day, a group of people came to Tianjin and met two brothers, big baozi and small baozi.

New hatred and old hatred welled up in my mind, and it was flat without saying anything.

At this time, Qi Fei sticks, shouts, pedestrians have to avoid,

Suddenly I heard instant noodles say, "That's disgusting. Spit when you get hit.

Brothers! Beat him until he can't spit it out! 」

Another crazy beating ...

Parts 17

As the feud between the Burmese and Bao ethnic groups is getting deeper and deeper, fighting happens from time to time.

One day, at the party of Bao people, I found a steamed stuffed bun, all purple.

Crowdsourcing some care, some angrily asked:

"Were you beaten by your family? Too much! I was beaten black and blue! 」

Purple steamed stuffed bun quickly explained: "No! Mu Xi! Wow, wash taro buns! 」

Parts 18

It is said that the instant noodles of noodle makers meet dragon noodles to play basketball.

When the weather is hot, I want to go to the convenience store to buy drinks together.

Suddenly I met Da Hengbao at the door.

The two men dragged Dahengbao into the alley and beat him up. They play and think:

"Wow, let me get there and I'll give you a big meal! 」

Fight harder and harder. After the battle, instant noodles said:

"Don't let me go next time!" And left.

On the way, Oolong asked instant noodles: "Brother Paopao, will he be all right?"

I saw him spit out red liquid, yellow liquid and black liquid.

Also, I just saw that you seem to be getting more and more excited! 」

Instant noodles replied: "Brother Oolong, I originally wanted to teach him a lesson.

I can't bear to see him throw up,

But who told him that the middle one looked like a boxing bag, and I became more and more excited! 」

Parts 19

After the disagreement between Bao and Mian,

Every nation is afraid of being killed by other nations by mistake.

One day, the noodle clan led the crowd to the streets with great fanfare.

I happened to meet a lonely peach.

Cut the crap and give the order, and the noodle clan immediately surrounded them and beat them up.

After the fight, a group of people were mighty ready to leave, only to see the noodles rushing back and kicking them.

The noodle man asked the noodle in unison, "wasn't that enough just now?" 」

Noodles said slowly, "That's not enough.

Just seeing that big ass can't help but want to kick two feet more! 」

Part 20

The highest status in the flour kingdom is those "families".

One day, the Red Sea Turtle went to visit the patrolling people and met Shoutao.

Indiscriminately grabbed peaches and closed them,

The unreasonable vegetable head asked the red turtle why he locked the peaches.

The Red Sea Turtle replied angrily:

"That guy saw that I was a red racist.

I cann't believe you pointed your ass at me Is it bad? 」

Part number 2 1

When pineapple cake saw the fried dough sticks passing by in the distance,

Feel very strange:

When did the steamed stuffed bun family make up with the noodle family?

Why do steamed stuffed bun and coarse noodles embrace together?

Part 22

The steamed stuffed bun family heard that the family was about to launch a revenge plan.

I'm on tenterhooks all day, cautious, afraid that my own people will be killed.

One day, meat buns, steamed buns and steamed buns went out to patrol.

Seeing the leek box on the roadside,

The package people hurriedly called an ambulance to send the leek box to the hospital for rescue.

Unfortunately, the leek box is still useless and dead.

The Bao people were furious and insisted on an autopsy to monitor the cause of death.

As soon as the autopsy report came out, the steamed stuffed bun family became even more angry.

Steamed buns clenched fist, gnashing scold a way:

"Winter powder this guy don't want to live, now the evidence.

The leek box is hard to let go, because he is indecent and pregnant with evil seeds.

We must get justice for the leek box! 」

Part 23

It is said that when the meat bag meets the instant noodles, the general ledger is calculated, and the meat bag goes to French bread to help boxing.

In this way, instant noodles are a step faster.

There are dried noodles, miscellaneous sauce noodles, miso noodles, shredded chicken noodles, Lamian Noodles,

Surround buns and French bread,

French bread didn't say anything at this time.

Rushed up to an enemy May Day to make instant noodles, and they fled.

Looking at the fleeing back of the flour family, French bread clapped its hands and proudly said to the steamed stuffed bun:

"Instant noodles really don't have long eyes, and I don't ask who is the biggest bread family! 」

Part 24 (last article)

The war between meat buns and noodles is known to all netizens in the country.

But few people know the beginning of their hatred:

It is said that on a festive day, the son of Noodles married the daughter of Noodles Tang.

Shortly after marriage, noodle soup's daughter became pregnant.

On the day of production, the son of vermicelli only looked at the child and ran downstairs to the steamer building.

Noodles: "You, his meat bag, come down for me! 」

After the meat bag went downstairs, it was beaten inexplicably.

Meat bag: "Why did you hit me?" 」

Noodles: "Hum! I always suspected that you were having an affair with my wife,

Now I have a Wonton Noodles. See how you explain it! 」