A joke about typos (a short paragraph)

A student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor! "

When the servant passed the Taihang Mountain, he saw a stone tablet with the words "Taihang Mountain" written on it. The master blurted out that it was "Daxing Mountain" and the servant háng said it should be "Taihang Mountain". Unable to argue, the two men bet a silver or two to consult the old gentleman who taught nearby. When the old xíng said that these three words mean "great goodness", the servant lost a penny or two. The more he thought about it, the more unconvinced he became. After a trip, he came back to ask the old gentleman. The old man said, "Didn't you lose a penny or two? You lost a penny or two, but let him never know about Taihang Mountain. Is it not worth it? "

A student's mother wrote a letter to her relatives. Her letter says: A good dog never gets tired (see). Is it okay? You are (really) lucky to marry such a dog husband.