About the excitement of the upcoming school term, talk about 202 1, a circle of friends suitable for the school term, and talk about fun.

1. I am willing to indulge in learning when I start school.

If you don't go crazy, you will start school, and if you don't do your homework, you will be finished.

I have been favored by teachers since I went to school. I said that the teacher must be in contact with rain and dew, but the teacher scolded me and scolded me if he didn't listen.

5. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

6. There will be sunny days when there is military training, rainy days when there is a holiday, and the day before school starts when there is hard work. What a painful understanding!

? You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

8. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from this disease for many years.

9. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and my lover is mine.

10. Turn off the holiday mode and officially start the Xueba mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

1 1. bid farewell to all WiFi, to a beautiful lie-in, and to a prison-like life. Hello, old hag, hello, days without WiFi, hello, a pile of homework, a test paper. Congratulations, we are going to start school.

12. I plan to be a quiet girl after school. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

13. School, you can get my people but not my heart.

14. If you go to school, or don't go to school, the school is there and starts on time. You study, or you don't study, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later. You listen, or you don't listen, the teacher is here, and you don't leave until class is over. You study, or you don't study, the exam is there and you never give up. You come, you don't come, the roll call is there, love will come or not. Go to school silently. Lonely and helpless.

15. September is the season when seniors seduce seniors, seniors seduce seniors, seniors covet seniors, seniors cling to seniors, seniors envy seniors, seniors hate seniors, seniors abandon seniors, seniors retaliate against seniors, seniors cheat seniors, seniors please seniors, seniors pursue seniors, and seniors refuse seniors.

16. Tell you a terrible news, crying the land, tears, grief-stricken, absolutely shocked and quite regrettable: dear, your summer balance is insufficient 10 days. If you need a lot of recharge, you have to wait another 5 months!

Campus life is about to begin, and the school is about to start. It's funny to say. It's interesting to talk about this before school starts.

1. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2. School is about to start. School, the person you get me can't get my heart.

Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

Children always have a bad cough, and most of them don't want to start school. Have a casual meal.

5. You exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

6. I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

7. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

8. Countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and go to school to make up for sleep.

9. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

10. You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

1 1. Don't talk to me about starting school, it hurts my feelings.

12. I haven't read for a long time, and I even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.

13. The current state is that I can't learn, I can't play, I can't sleep well.

14. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

15. It is said that the homework and the desk lamp match better the night before school starts.

16. Immediately in September, as soon as I entered the school, I had no freedom, no meals, no food, and my limbs were weak. I was so sad for five days that I didn't make up for seven subjects.

17. After the school started, there was another big battle: the seniors chased the senior, the senior hooked up with the senior, and the senior and the senior fought side by side, and the senior hated the senior.

18. What do you take to school? Brave heart.

19. I hope that when school starts, the teacher will say, come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? Really.

20. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting work and rest. I am particularly jet-lagged.

2 1. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

22. Don't go during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

23. I estimate that someone will habitually go to the wrong class within a week of school. This is not a road idiot, but a sadness.

24. When school starts, I hope I am addicted to learning, getting thinner, thinner and thinner.

25. When school starts, I can't control my suffocation.

26. The annual disaster blockbuster is about to be released, and countless students appear in "Opening School" with tears in their eyes.

27. Soon we will return to the life of sleeping in class, skipping classes after class and dying in exams.

28. I don't panic in the face of this pile of unmoved homework.

29. School is about to start. Let's work together to make the teacher angry! You don't know your world, scum.

30. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

3 1. After military training, you are not single dog, but a military dog.

On the first day of school, the teacher said: You should make your school your home. A few days later, the teacher shouted: xxx, you think the school is your home!

33. Go to school without going to school, all schools are there, and start school on time; You read, or you don't read, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later; Whether you come or not, the roll call is there, whether love comes or not.

34. We will break up with the summer vacation in more than ten days, because there is a third party between us, called the school.

Talk about the funniness of starting school.

1. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2, hey, if you don't die before the holiday, you will panic when you start school! ! !

Alas, the mood of going to school is as heavy as that of going to the grave.

I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

5. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

6. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

7. I haven't studied for a long time, and even speak hesitatingly, even if I am moved.

8. Will you call me on the first day of school and ask my friends about me?

9. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at school.

10, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind date on the first day of school.

1 1, school begins, the same scene, the same road, the same classroom, only the students have changed.

12, school starts! I'm going into a boring life again, alas! But for some reason, I like it here and remember her ~ little slacker!

13, a few nights before the start of school, thousands of lights were on.

14, the school is grade three, please stay away from us.

15, it's been so long since I started school, and there is no one in my class who can make me feel better.

16, long time no see. Are you avoiding me?

17, the quality of the teacher's class determines the mobile phone traffic this month.

18, your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

19. Actually, we like school, but we don't like class.

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

2 1, how I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

22. We like school, but we like to spend more time after class rather than in class. We like holidays rather than school.

23. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

24, freshman opening ceremony, all nonsense.

25. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

26. A junior said: I am not a virgin. What happened? I am a boy who is not a virgin. Why?

27. Is it so bleak under the rain to set off the sad atmosphere of the school?

28. I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

29. I have been sleeping very well since the beginning of school! ! !

30. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

3 1, after school, my back is not sore, my legs don't hurt, and my heart doesn't even jump.

32. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I will die with this murderer!

33. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school!

34. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

35. I am lovelorn. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

37. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

38. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework.

39. School is about to start, and the person you find for me can't get my heart.

Jokes and anecdotes about the beginning of school

1. I have begun to study how to enter the classroom at the beginning of school. 2. Before starting school, I encouraged myself to be a schoolmaster. After three months, I want to stop studying now. Tell you a sad ghost story: school will start tomorrow. No one declares that they don't want to go to school after a few days of school. Before Mr. Summer Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said to me in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, ahem, there will be a winter vacation. Love you for me. Please give me a handsome deskmate who is good or bad at the beginning of school and is proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry. 7. Coming blockbusters, disaster movies, school starts, romance movies, there is one place that only Mr. Summer vacation and I know, suspense movies, strange disappearance of summer homework, horror movies, teachers and students who haven't finished their homework, inspirational movies, suspense movies, where is the movie homework, youth movies, summer vacations in a hurry, bitter movies, phone calls that I don't give up, detective movies, the sun goes down, mom. I’m going home. 9. I seriously doubt two things now: 1. How did I get mixed up with these schoolmasters? 2。 Are these psychopaths around me really normal people at the beginning of school? 10. These days, no one will believe that you are a student if you don't fall in love, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone. 1 1. Dear seniors and sisters, don't envy them. Although we have an early holiday, we start school late. Although we have a long holiday, we have no homework. Although you stayed up late, you got up early. 12. After the start of school, it is another big battle for seniors to chase their younger sisters and seduce their younger brothers and sisters. Only learning is in their hearts. 13. I have begun to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school. 14. The holiday balance is insufficient, and the school has actually started! 15. It's sunny for military training, rainy for holidays, and the day before school starts if you work hard. 16. School begins. I want to be cold, talk cold, walk steady, do my homework, go to bed early and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year. 17. I always like to make up my homework at the beginning of school. I feel like I'm on the run. Oh, forget it, make up my homework-18. I became stupid again this summer vacation. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment when I start school? 19. It's time to start school and show the meat. 20. We have classes to finish classes and holidays to go to school. Without such a great belief to support us, I can't imagine how we have the courage to come to school. 2 1. I found that my right eyelid is always jumping recently, and school is about to start.