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Chatting in a boring circle of friends at home
1, too greedy, dissatisfied, bad-tempered, not in the mood, good at pretending, very fond of laughing, neurotic, boring, incompetent, negative in emotional intelligence, no one knows, there is no need to be happy.
2. On the nth day when I can't go out, I started eating on the balcony and watching the outside world.
3, eat and drink enough to continue lying down, read a book for a while, the more you look, the more uncomfortable you feel, the more you can't sleep. I don't read books.
Without this epidemic, I didn't even know I was a cook.
They said that my house was moldy and my hair was oily. I said it was too difficult. I have no washbasin at home. Oh, no wonder I'm moldy. It's hard to get oil.
6. Now many people on the Internet are complaining that staying at home is boring and has nothing to do, but from another angle, just staying at home with peace of mind is happier than 50% people.
7. After the epidemic, will there be a group of patients with mental illness? Bored at home, I found a lot of my own skills.
8. The chickens at home have beards. It's hollow after cutting, and it feels cold. It turns out that the empty chicken is cold
9. I bought a bar of soap downstairs. I feel sick after taking a shower. Take a closer look at the soap that turned out to be annoying.
10, it's idle anyway, or you can build a WeChat group to sing and sing.
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