Qq funny sentences

1. My life has two aspects: A and B, and yours also has two aspects: S and B. ..

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

3, if you are the one, the female guest will turn off a man's light, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off a whole floor.

When you are truly loved, you don't have to be so beautiful.

5. People say that a twisted melon is not sweet. If it is not twisted, it is not sweet.

6. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but you were only caught twice?

I didn't know that dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.

9. Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you won't let me listen to you either.

10, m: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

1 1. After the test, the schoolmasters are looking at which question is wrong, while the scum are looking at several questions that are right.

12, being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.

13, although the school is very poor, it has never been stingy with printing papers, which deeply touched me.

14, I asked a sister paper today: Why did you bring a rabbit when you were in the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Sister Paper God replied: Is it too direct to bring only radishes?

15, it's obvious that the learning residue system needs to start any learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes power but also is particularly stuck.

16, the teacher said after class: Is there anything else you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

17, I took out the dusty homework, shook it and put it back.

18, your lethality is too great. Last time you operated on me, I was ill for several days.

19, I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

20, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired ah, or China.

2 1, emotional wounds are difficult to heal, even if the wounds heal, they will leave dazzling scars.

22. The most beautiful vows are the most affectionate conversations when we are together. From then on, we are no longer alone, and our world is dependent on each other.

23. In the future, you will definitely appreciate your present efforts.

24. They all say they love you and want to sleep with you. I am different. I can live in the living room, kitchen, sofa and floor.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold, which led to unconsciousness.

26. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

27. I have never met a boy I like, so I can only pretend to be heterosexual first.

28, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

29. I said to keep a low profile, but you gave me applause and screams.

30. I don't want to recite exams. My back is really tired at night. I sleep just to be comfortable. There is no one around the examination room. It's really sad to look at the test paper!

3 1, I always feel that when I am alone, girls say that being cold is a rogue behavior.

32. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up.

Thinking of you is a kind of beautiful sadness and sweet melancholy, but in my heart, it is a kind of warmth that no language can express.

Buy two sausages to eat tomorrow, and let them point at my stomach.

35. I believe you are 10% blind; Trust you, 20%, life imprisonment.

36. Don't let firemen go to the scene of the explosion. It hurts! Let my ex-boyfriend go!

37. I can only do three things at school: watch the results show, watch couples show their love, and watch local tyrants show off their wealth.

38. Maybe you always have to wait until you lose it, only to find that you have so much.

39, the highest level of ugliness, there is no first night, and even the first kiss.

40. When men and women flirt, the most striking Chinese character is born: bump.

4 1. If any of you dare to disturb my homework again, I will play with you.

42. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

43. When I looked at you stupidly, did you also look at me stupidly?

44. Boys should show their teeth instead of pouting.

45. If one day, you choose to give up on me, I won't cry, but a stronger smile.

46. Keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.

47. The best love is to be happy and still be loved.

48. Can you stop being angry with me and have a baby?

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: I was attacked by gangsters. Teacher: Oh, my God! Did they take anything from you? Student: My homework.

5 1, knowing each other is providence, knowing each other is human will, adding up to friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Altman.

53. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best to let go is to kill him.

54. I didn't give it to a woman at first, but later I was anxious for a woman!

55. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

56. Uncle's confession: I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Please follow me.

57. Throw away what you can't keep as far as possible. You might bounce back when you hit something.

58. Who is smarter than a genius? You have no chance of winning. You should compete with his stupidity and win.

59. When you don't reply to my messages, I feel that you are in Uniqlo.

60. If you look up often, you will grow taller. If you always pick up bargains with your head down, you will bow down.

6 1. Look into my eyes and you will find what you mean to me.

62. I love that boy so much. He has strong shoulders and only allows me to rely on them.

63. I am a man You must not challenge my bottom line, or I will revise it.

64. Some girls want to commit crimes behind their backs; Looking at the side, I want to shrink back; Look ahead and want to defend yourself.

65. When you are sleepy from homework and want to sleep, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then suddenly wake up, I want to be a generation of wise men!

66. I woke up in the morning thinking I had grown up, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

67. Maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you should know that I am moved by you.

68. Sometimes the smallest thing will occupy the biggest space in your heart.

69. Chatting with me is not a bed call. Don't always send uh-huh, uh-huh, oh, oh.

70. Your glance, like a crystal spring, flowed into my mind. It is more profound than poetry and more beautiful than painting, just like the morning of the new century in my life.

7 1, a class lasts 40 minutes, 30 minutes to talk about his glorious history, 5 minutes to lecture, and the last 5 minutes to complain that our class is always endless!

72. The most painful thing when swearing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will soar a lot.

73. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

74. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

75. Some people test their strength, others test their eyesight, and I test it entirely by imagination.

76. Once upon a time, her eyes were as dead as Dong Cunrui's.

77. I came to this world in tears, and I will go back in tears!

78. If you value his money, it will become yours in due course. Strike while the iron is hot, and love to ask for money!

79.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

80. Do we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand to the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

8 1. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please hug Andy Lau.

82. You just came to the world from eighteen layers of hell, met Brother Chun, and was trampled back by Brother Chun.

I want to let the whole world know that this fish pond has been contracted by you.

84. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

85, the original happy base camp, leaving Nana with only the base camp.

86. I am for sale: smart, lively and lovely, youthful and energetic, cheap and innocent.

87. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

88. Let me try to watch your teeth walk on the ground.

89. The young lady has come to propose. Tell me about your mate selection conditions. If I want to have a car, a house and money, I'd better not have a lower body in brackets.

90. You are a happy deer, jumping lightly on the green grass in my heart. How I hope you can wander on this grass forever, so that my heart will no longer be lonely.

9 1, I am really heartless and simple, thinking about how to harm people all day.

92. There is really no coat like a school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

93, fat, you have the ability to bully your stomach, why can't you rush your chest.

94. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

95, quietly waiting for you for a long time, you didn't come, but I am used to waiting.

96. I can take candid photos, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

97. I am me, fireworks of different colors, he is him, two dollars for a bunch of flowers, you are you, and 70 cents for a box of firecrackers.

Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to PS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

100, there is youth that looks good, but only acne that doesn't look good.

10 1, when you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?