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Humorous jokes suitable for the morning.
1, the sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at you, slackers are still sleeping, get up, good morning!
2. It's morning, look in the mirror, take a photo, smile, and all the troubles are gone. Good morning.
3, dreaming of dream of eating spaghetti, waking up in the morning to find that the shoelaces are gone! Good morning!
4. Chickens cackle in the morning, get up early and laugh. You are in a good mood and look good. I wish you a happy day.
5, Ming people don't tell lies, how much is this mutton string. Good morning!
6. You call me poor. I smiled, lit a cigarette and sat at the door all night. Who leaked the news? Good morning, a new day.
7. Hello, I'm Nuwa. It's too hot. Whoever gives me a watermelon, I will pinch an object for him. Good morning!
8. I got up early this morning and thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!
9. If you have two feet on both sides, you will capsize sooner or later. You can't turn all the boats over. Good morning everyone.
10, you can sleep with your eyes closed and laugh with your eyes open. Good morning!
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