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I want to know how to say this complete joke.

Fan Wei: After the Spring Festival, our family didn't buy new year's goods, only a pig and a donkey were left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first?

Zhao Benshan: Then kill ~ ~ first and give you two a chance!

Cai Weili: Donkey meat is delicious! Kill the donkey first!

Zhao Benshan: Kill the donkey first!

Fan Wei: Congratulations on your correct answer. So is the pig! ~ ~ ~ demo, ~ ~ hum!

Zhao Benshan: Sadness, I really sympathize with you. I plan to travel alone. How can this reassure me?

Wang Xiaohu: Master, kill the pig first!

Zhao Benshan: That donkey thought the same thing!