A super funny cross talk sketch, suitable for grade 5 primary school students. The shorter the better. Urgent, urgent, urgent.

The male guests in the girls dormitory stop" Campus comedy sketch script

Location: the door of a girls dormitory

Character: dormitory management aunt, boy, brother, girl

Opening: (A table on the stage)

Opening (Auntie holds hands behind her back)

Auntie: Boys have four thoughts: first, they want to live a long life; second, they want to live a long life. I want to know everything, I guess the third guess is always correct, and I want to date in the girls dormitory. (pause) Hey! Since the boys brought the flames of war to our place, we have been in a state of restlessness. (Throwing hands to the sky) The leadership is wise. Twelve gold medals urge me to personally supervise the formation. Alas, Lian Po is old. If the situation was not serious, how could I have done it? She is willing to give up the green mountains and green waters - (walks to the table and sits down) {5^m(D,

(At this moment, her brother walked in quietly from in front of her... )

Auntie: Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop! Didn’t you see that I was giving a speech?

Brother; (Stop, to the audience, Angrily) Hey! Who said this building manager is highly myopic?! (Immediately turned around with a cute smile) Ah! It turns out to be aunt! Auntie, how are you doing recently?

Auntie: Don't do this!

Brother: (steps forward with a smile on his face) Auntie, don't be angry! Look at it, (white crane airing its wings) Auntie, look at me! , handsome or not!

Auntie: (stands up, bends over to look at him. sneers) Handsome? Ha! You are very creative. It is your courage to live, and being ugly is not your intention. , it’s just that God lost his temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can bring out the beauty of the world?

Brother: (smiling gracefully) Auntie, this is yours. No! I'm ugly, but I'm gentle!

Auntie: (Angrily) Gentle? You see, you see... Don't blame me for speaking frankly, the five senses and seven orifices develop freely, and there is no team spirit. After a pause, loudly) From a distance, Dongfang is undefeated, but from a close look, it’s not me who praises the second generation, it’s either a cucumber or a cricket!

Brother: (still restrained) Haha, if animals can live with If you talk to people, they must be animals!

Auntie: Listen! If you dare to enter the female dormitory, you will be fined 50 yuan. Wow! 50! Other dormitories only cost 45! (blunt) Huh! Are you afraid if I sue you for charging excessive fees?

Auntie: I am afraid that I am not a building manager!

Ah Brother: (loudly) That’s what you said. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : (Suddenly humbly) Auntie, I'm sorry! Auntie, I'm unreasonable and ignorant. (Suddenly took out a red envelope from his pocket) I am a person who understands the rules. It's a trivial matter and not respectful. GSvnq: Z(2

Auntie: (suddenly smiling with bright eyes) Wow! The person who knows me——(suddenly returning to seriousness) is not you! (pauses, angrily) What do you think of me? Man, is my personality so worthless?

Brother: Wow! How do you know there is no money in this?

Auntie: Brat, let me tell you. , I have never accepted a bribe of less than 5,000.

Brother: That is, if it is more than 5,000 -

Auntie: If it is more than 5,000 - no one will give it away! Therefore, I am still very innocent until now, and I cannot taint my innocence because of you!

Brother: Auntie, I admire you so much.

Think about it now, how much do cadres above the building management level know about their innocence? I am so touched that you can persist in your ordinary post and work hard and selflessly. I am so touched that I am so moved that I am sweating!

Auntie: Humph!

Brother: (Drums Making a sad gesture) Auntie, actually...I am not a bad boy, and I have no choice today! The thing is like this-------I have a little sister who is my biological child, and now she is seriously ill in bed and no one cares about her. Just now She called me crying, saying she had backache, leg cramps, and Miss Sister was so anxious. I just wanted to go up and care!

Auntie: (returning to her seat impatiently) Where are the people in their dormitory? ?

Brother: Some went on dates, as you know, love is a very fashionable sport, and some went online, because it is said that the truth is naked, and many people like to go online. Find the truth.

Auntie: It's really pitiful, but I still can't let you go up. I'm very principled.

Brother; (sincerely) Auntie, you must let me go up, she is the only friend I have! Yanfang went with Guorong, Annan is too busy, and Bin Laden has his own career. , Gates often calls me, but he always asks me to borrow money, and Dam is studying in the United States. If she has a problem, what's the point of my life?

Auntie; No!

Brother: (cryingly) Auntie, why are you so unreasonable? I thought you were wrong. . . . . .

Auntie: Alas! Those who know me are worried about me; those who don’t know me tell me what I want. . . . . .

Brother: "A World Without Thieves"

Auntie: Still telling such beautiful lies. If there were no thieves in the world, my "blue BMW" would now be able to live out its old age in peace. ]

Brother: Me too, there are thieves all over the world, and everyone on earth knows it. . . . . .

Auntie: Let me ask you: What is the most expensive thing in the 21st century?

Brother: (thought for a moment) Enter the girls’ dormitory! 50 at a time!

Auntie: (Getting angry) You are still teasing me about this. I am just trying to scare you. I know the law and I also know that students’ money is not easy to come by. I was also born in poverty. I know that the students are at fault. You have to rely on patient education. How could I really send you money? Can I live with my conscience? . . . . .

Brother: (Take out a handkerchief as if wiping tears...) Auntie! (Learn from Fan Wei) What a fate! Touched, so touched! Gu Long said, you can have many friends, but one confidant is enough. If I have this confidant in this life, I will die without regrets! I must treat you to two drinks today. Just wait, I will come down in a moment... ( Prepare to rush upstairs)

Auntie: Stop! Have you finished the performance? Who is your confidant? (Push him out of the door with force)

Brother: (To the audience) She caught it again, you all saw it, it's not that I'm unreasonable, but... alas! In this case, I have no choice but to use my trump card, okay?

(Suddenly serious) Hi , Auntie, talking too much is nonsense. How about we make a deal and we don’t owe each other anything?

Auntie: Huh! Is there any other good deal with you?

Brother: (arrogantly) Huh! Aren’t you just a small building manager now? Ah-----as long as you let me go up, I guarantee you will become a building manager within three months. Building manager. How about it?

Auntie: (thoughtfully) Your father is...

Brother: I tell you responsibly-----this is a secret. |

Auntie: (sadly and indignantly) Sad (learn from Zhao Benshan)! I feel really sad for you. In order to enter this girls' dormitory, you first bribed me with money, then made up stories to deceive my feelings, and then used The temptation of power...If I were a person who couldn't withstand sugar-coated bullets, I wouldn't be able to be stable today. (To the audience) You college students are the hope of the future. Why don't you study hard and study corruption? If everyone With young people like you, is there still hope for our country? Is there still hope for our nation?

Brother: (Changes from his arrogance, ponders for a long time, feels very guilty!!) Auntie...I'm sorry! They said .College students who do not learn to give and take bribes will encounter a lot of trouble in the future; if they do not engage in hypocrisy, they will not find friends; if they do not understand the trading of power and money, they are out of touch with the times... When I met you, I realized that they were wrong, they I have misunderstood this era! You must know that justice is the mainstream of the era!!!

Auntie: Alas! Well, I believe you are not bad in nature, you are just a small trend that has become a climate of suffering. I believe you can correct it. I don’t want to disappoint you today. Just tell me which room your little sister is in and I’ll ask her to come down...

Brother: (Gratefully) )Thank you, Auntie! 520.

Auntie: Wow! In the end, you didn’t let me go, and even asked me to move to the fifth floor...

(Auntie stepped back, Little sister enters)

Little sister: Quietly, here I come...

Brother: (To the audience, suddenly excitedly) Wow! My little sister is here! ( Turning to my little sister, smiling, spreading her arms and walking over) You are a frequent visitor in my dreams, you are the protagonist of my life, without you, my world will stop breathing, without you, my life will be meaningless. .Ah!-------RMB!

Little girl: (glad at him hard) Huh! I thought you missed me! Well, how have you been studying recently?

Brother: (highly) Of course, didn't you say that if I don't study hard one day, my face will be beaten into a color screen, my head will be beaten into a vibrating state, my ears will be beaten into a chord, and my whole body will be beaten into a straight board. Accidentally, it becomes second-hand.

Little sister: (excitedly) Do you still remember! Oh my... How many days have we seen you, how tall are you?

Brother: ( Laughs) Let me make it clear that I have no intention of catching up with China’s economic growth rate.

Little sister: (suddenly shy) Brother, thank you for taking the risk and risking your life to see me.

Brother: (Suddenly beaming) Of course, little sister, today, I passed five levels and defeated six generals. After going through eighty-one hardships, Lord Buddha was finally moved by my honesty, honesty, simplicity and kindness, and finally agreed to come. When I meet you, my sincerity for you is evident!

Little sister: Really? I am so touched. But what the Lord Buddha just said to me is exactly the opposite!

Brother: (smirk)--------Oh little sister, I’m here to tell you something very special today.

It’s a very important thing...

Little sister: Oh? It’s really important?

Brother: Of course, I won’t tell ordinary people...

.(Pause) I used to just fall in love with the art of women, but now I am interested in the art of love.

Little girl: (stunned) When will there be no grass at the end of the world? Why do you need to look for it now!! }

Brother: No, little sister, I am Jinfeng and you are Yulu. When Jinfeng and Yulu meet, they will defeat countless people in the world! I am Feng'er, you It's Sha, let's travel around the world together...

Little sister: (angrily) I think you are a madman and I am a fool...

Brother: (shocked) Little sister, your expression disappoints me so much... (sadly), my emotions are like the waves of water, so persistent and turbulent. You were once the sun in my heart, so radiant. What happened? - ------Ha! Falling flowers are intentional, flowing water is ruthless!!... (turning to the audience) Why? Why is it always me who gets hurt...

(Sad music plays...)

Little sister: (sadly) Brother! I'm sorry, actually... I never told you that I was an orphan since I was a child, with no good food to eat, no good clothes to wear, no good place to play... just like other children. When eating a piece of ice cream, I thought, I can also eat a piece of ice cream sometime; when other children carry schoolbags and go to school one after another, brother, you know? I also want to be like them, able to hold up Originally, even if I only studied in elementary school or junior high school, I would be satisfied. Later, with the help of kind-hearted uncles and aunts, I finally entered the school and entered the classroom of my dreams. After entering the school, I studied so hard that I didn’t dare to waste any opportunity. Finally, I received the admission letter from the university of my dreams. However, at that moment, I cried again, because the huge tuition fee was simply not enough. What I couldn't bear. At this time, it was the kind-hearted university teachers and classmates who helped me. Again, I want to express my deep gratitude to those kind-hearted university teachers and classmates-------(bow) I am originally a drop of water. Although it is very small, when the sunshine of love shines on it, I am willing to reflect all the love to others! I am determined to study hard. I want to be like those who give me love. In the same way, I will give love to others in the future!! Brother, can you understand me?

Brother: (seriously) Little sister, why didn’t you tell me earlier?! You are right. It is true that college students fall in love. Not guilty, but we must proceed from reality!!! For the great ideal, for the lofty belief, for the passionate life, you can never look back, what else can I say? Okay, I understand you, I support you, I I also need to learn from you. You must know that you are the role model for our college students!!! Brother: It means that you are dead, but you are still alive...

Little sister: Brother, then Let's work hard together!?

Brother: Okay, let's work hard together, work hard together!!! (My sister and my brother high-fived, and the music stopped)

(Auntie appeared again)

Auntie: Hey! What are you doing, it’s lunch break time now!

(Brother and little sister are so ashamed)

Auntie: (kindly) Your conversation, I heard it all, and I can see that you are all good children! In this case, let me tell you, what should we do in the future?

Brother: (raising his arms excitedly) Put an end to the unhealthy trends in society! !

Little sister: (raises arms) Study hard!!

Auntie: Let us work together ------- )

Three people together Said: ***-Jian-He-Xie-Yan-Da!!!]

(Bow down)