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Flat and faint love

1. It used to be difficult for the sea to touch water, forever amber. But what if I come back before going through the sea or just making a turn in the sea, and I have never been to Wushan before? 2. If you really love someone, try to make him happy. If he is happy, you will be happy, and then both sides will have passion.

3. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, and that's because we have been walking on the way to the grave before marriage. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and dive into the grave?

4. Being in love with smart people will be very happy, because they are humorous and can talk, but there are always crises, because such people are easy to change their minds. Being in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also very boring.

5. I often hear that masculinity is feminine. Do you know what masculinity is and what femininity is? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, and femininity means being gentle and considerate.

6. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good it is, people will only look it up when necessary. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and it will be like that after reading it for a long time. Dress beauty is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary and sufficient condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

7. Love has little to do with personality. Once upon a time, a female colleague told me that she liked Yang Kang in the sculpture rather than Guo Jing. I was surprised. I love bad and hate good? When I think about it later, it's nothing. It's wrong for Yang Kang to regard the thief as his father and betray his country for glory. But he is very persistent about love. Why can't such a person enjoy love? There are also such examples in real life, and young people also have their love.

8. If you want to know whether a person loves you or not, it depends on whether he is energetic or unhappy when he is with you. If he is, he is in love; if he is not, he is not in love.

9. Some people always complain that they can't find the right person. It doesn't matter once or twice. If there are too many, there will be problems. First of all, you should check whether there are any problems in yourself. If not, you should look at your own eyes. Why do you always meet bad people every time?

1. Some people say that once a man changes his mind, nine cows can't be pulled back. Can a woman change her mind and nine cows can be pulled back? There are only physiological differences between men and women, and psychological aspects are similar.

11. Some people say that love without bread will eventually die. The person who said this doesn't know what love is. I used to be in love, and I hated it when people said that the woman had good conditions and good conditions. I don't care about your background, education or status. If I love you, I don't care if you polish your shoes or even become a prostitute. Adults say I'm naive. How can I live without money? When did I say I had money and never loved? I am also happy to be with the people I love, drinking water and eating pickles.

12. If you really love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores the behavior you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care enough about him or he doesn't care enough about you, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you, and don't think that you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. When you meet someone you really love, cowards will become brave, and similarly, careless people will become careful.

13. It is the highest state of love that we are interested in each other and don't say it. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the glad eye, enjoying the fiery psychology of eye contact, and enjoying the thrilling feeling when fingers touch. Once you say it, the taste will be much lighter, because after the two people agree, all the behaviors have been approved and psychologically prepared, and will gradually become numb in the end.

14. A radish is a pit, which is about marriage. In fact, for love, it is not established. Excellent people, regardless of gender, will be a radish with several pits. So every day, the story of joys and sorrows is staged in this world.

15. There are two kinds of lovely women. One is the mother type, who is considerate, caring and considerate of men. With such a woman, you will feel strongly loved. There is also a sister type. Very timid, very shy, very dependent on men, and such a woman together, will stimulate their own men's personality. Like beating mice and carrying heavy things. I often think of protecting my little woman. There is also a kind of woman who doesn't know how to care about others and never gives in to men. Such a woman makes men helpless.

16. Being stingy is a taboo for men. Don't be poor even if you are poor. Some people complain that women only love men's money, but this is not necessarily the case. Some women like men to spend money for her, sometimes to prove their position in men's minds. If men like a woman, they will be willing to spend money for her.

17, men and women are matched, and work is not tired. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their manly side. Only in this way can you be like a man, so male chauvinism is sometimes necessary.

18. It is very common to pursue the opposite sex. In fact, the other person doesn't like you, and it's no use chasing after you. The other person likes you, and there is no need to dig deep into it. Maybe one day he will be moved by your sincerity, but most of them will break up in the end. Because love is not touching, you are not his ideal partner, even if you are accepted for a while, you will leave you when you meet the one he likes in the future. Of course, for someone who likes you, you still need to spend some time to please him, because this is like dating and romantic.

19. People often ask you to choose between friends and lovers, which one would you choose? In fact, this question is superfluous. Friends or lovers who really understand you will be considerate of your behavior. If they don't understand you, they don't have to care too much about losing them. Friends or lovers should help each other, not give in.

2. What is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building If two people fall in love with each other and do nothing, it will feel romantic to be quiet and opposite. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon and date, they will not feel romantic.

21. It doesn't matter whether you are suitable or not, the most important thing is to be interested, otherwise you will still feel lonely even if you don't have the same language.

22. Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteous care.

23. There is nothing wrong with naive people, and there is nothing wrong with mature people. There are more problems with mature people and naive people.

24. Some women let their boyfriends spoil themselves when they are in love, but they still want their husbands to spoil themselves in every way after marriage, but they forget what they should do as a woman. Such a woman doesn't know love.

25. Don't fall in love for loneliness. Time is a devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

26. Don't get married for responsibility. You know, it is the most irresponsible to marry someone who doesn't love them. Even if it made the other person sad at that time, it was better than making him sad for several years or even a lifetime.

27. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, and shuffling cards will cost a lot.

28. There is basically no one who is right or wrong about emotional matters. When he (she) wants to leave you, there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together, it is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, and their rhetoric is completely aimed at defrauding each other to sleep with themselves. Such people are still very few.

29. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with a person with many differences in living habits. Be careful when you get married. Think about whether you can tolerate their differences for a long time.

3. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? How can a wife spend her life if she doesn't like it?

31. Don't give up your pursuit plan because your looks are not as good as each other's. Looks are only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both parties. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and ugly girls with handsome guys are too many.

32. Women should learn to dress themselves up, don't use Park Su as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and you are not a complete woman if you don't understand fashion.

33. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, fully enjoy the pleasure of love as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer they get along with each other, the more they can test whether they are sincere or not, and the more they can see whether their personalities hit it off. This way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

34. Men are not bad, and women don't love them. This bad doesn't mean being cruel, selfish and heartless. It refers to glib words and sweet words. The average good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a glib and frivolous performance, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?

35, plain is true, yes, but it should be plain after passion, and then passion again, and then plain. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

36. Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in the depths of his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.

37. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can bury her again and continue our love in the tomb.

38. It's wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first, it's really impossible, and it's not too late to leave.

39. What is the charm? Charm is not beautiful, beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

4. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? It's not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) first falls in love, he (she) is extremely pure in heart, and he (she) has no selfish thoughts, and only knows how to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It's her that we crave.

41. Most people who first love don't understand love, so their first love fails. Less success. You should find an unmarried person when you get married, because everyone likes the original. And in love, it is better to find someone who has been in love. Because people who have been in love know what love is and how to love it.

42. Men become bad when they have money, yes, many men do, but men who become bad when they have money are not much better even if they have no money.

43. Whether a man can give you a sense of security depends not on his height at all, but on his high heart. I have seen many tall and timid men. I have seen short and high-spirited men. A man should have a high heart, so as to be like a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

44. Is it everlasting? Of course there is! Why don't most people believe there is? Because they haven't found the one that suits them best in their life journey. That is, the one who is destined. Why can't you find it? The vast sea of people, life is like dew, how easy is it to find the one that suits you best? You may be able to find the destiny takes a hand when you are 4, but can you wait until you are 4? I couldn't find it in my twenties, but I had to get married. I found it in my thirties and forties, but I had to give up. This is the sorrow of life.

45. Why do you seldom see the legendary everlasting and touching love story in your life? Because such feelings are very precious, are precious things so good to see? Are gold and diamonds easy to see?

46. In the past, when I was lovelorn, I hated her and why she was so heartless. When I heard bad news about her, I would secretly laugh. Now I can't. Even if I lose her, I will bless her and sincerely hope that she can live well. I'll be sad that she's not doing well. This is also a difference between liking and loving.

47, women should not be too competitive, some women have too much self-esteem. It's someone else's fault. She's tough. It's her own fault. She's tough, too. She always thinks that it is despicable to beg others, and she will never beg a man. Such a woman is a headache. A smart woman will know when to be strong and when to show weakness. If you are so strong, you should treat others. If you are so strong to the person you love, do you want him to take care of you?

48. It depends on whether a person has connotation. Look at what he says inside and what he wears outside. You can also read and write. Talking can reveal a person's knowledge and accomplishment. Dress can tell a person's taste, and writing can tell a person's character. Plain sentences

First, when I am silent, I feel full; I will open my mouth and feel empty at the same time.

second, if I can't give happiness to the person I love, I will never get married, but I will give her happiness all my life. If I can't give it, I won't marry her, and I will let someone better than me marry her. I will give you a lifetime of happiness, believe me!

Third, sometimes, we do something wrong because we use our emotions when we should use our brains.

fourth, one person blooms and one person falls. All these years, no one has asked.

5. In this world, there will always be more people watching your jokes than caring about you.

6. We are often alone. Walk alone, work alone and study alone. Because others want to be alone, you can't bother easily and don't rely on others easily. This is to prevent you from living happily when everyone around you leaves.

VII. Buddha said: The person you hate will never meet again in the afterlife, so don't waste your time on him; The person you love will never see you again in the next life, so be kind to him in this life.

eight, it doesn't matter anymore, and people will not be dragged at the end of the song, and right and wrong will not be credited in the future.

IX. What to remember our memories, what to say that we love you and what to give up.

1. Will you feel a little lost if I really forget you one day?

11. No matter what we do, we must have our own goals. Only when we have goals will we have motivation. As long as we are more enthusiastic about our goals, the more likely we are to realize our dreams. No matter what we do, we must enjoy it. When we are willing to devote ourselves wholeheartedly, we will have unimaginable strength and strength. With this strength, we can withstand all kinds of blows, frustrations and criticisms.

12. I have decided that I must be a man in my next life and take away your favorite woman.