Sand sculpture copywriting suitable for funny women to send their friends.

Sand sculpture copywriting suitable for funny women to send their friends.

Note: friends can chat with me at work. Call me back. Gaga, come on.

My best friend: It's not good to speak ill of others. Me: Isn't that what she is? She is not allowed to speak.

What happens if a China person doesn't eat for a long time? Will practice Chinese fasting

What does the underworld do every day? "Thank you for inviting us. We spend most of our time in prison. "

Hugh: Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan is in no hurry. Eddie Peng Yuyan Yu Yan: He is in no hurry. I'm in no hurry. Hugh: I am a father. Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan: 40 years old, 182cm. Last marriage.

My mother: I hope you can concentrate on your studies. I: Do you think I am good at playing games?

Sorry to wear a mask and hat to buy a snack or be recognized: what do beautiful women eat?

My mother and my aunt have the same perm and hairstyle every New Year, as if five broccoli were sitting on the sofa.

Before: Did your ex-girlfriend teach you this? Now: Didn't your ex-girlfriend teach you?

Introduced a fool matchmaker to graduate students and said, nothing. You two complement each other.

Matchmaker: The opponent jumps at most1.5m,1.8m..

How can I have a good career and love? Love with my career brain, and do business with my love brain.

I don't know which child dialed the wrong number this morning and asked me for leave. Anyway, I agreed with him.

I really don't know why my room is so messy. I was just lying in bed.

I always wanted a dog, but my mother didn't allow two animals at home.

Get enough sleep every day, or my mobile phone won't even have a rest time.