Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Tell the funniest joke.
Tell the funniest joke.
A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away. The old man sneered, "Shit, you dare to steal my business, it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! ! "。 Old man, stop fooling me and get down the hill! Then a scavenger climbed out of the grass. "Damn, it takes such a great god to make a piece of iron."
& Di & Fishing & Son & Answer Adoption Rate:16.1%2008-09-2813: 23 Report.
- Previous article:A hilarious joke suitable for students must be hilarious and suitable for students.
- Next article:Little brother who can tell jokes
- Related articles
- Yue Yunpeng revealed his true feelings and bluntly said that his master Guo Degang made a big mistake. What is going on?
- What do you call an old woman after she dies?
- My most unforgettable trip
- Why does Zheng Xiyi blame herself?
- What are the ironic sentences about brother betrayal?
- Two psychiatrists are chatting together. What does this joke mean?
- Humorous joke: we add up to 400 Jin and still can't feed enough mosquitoes.
- What philosophy of life have you really understood recently?
- What does the girl imply about peas?
- A joke insulting Beth.