Cantonese jokes

Complete collection of cantonese jokes

Cantonese has developed for thousands of years, especially with cultural flavor. The following is a complete selection of Cantonese jokes for everyone. Welcome to reading.

The fat man is wearing a hat-just a few big ones.

Shut the knife in the shit hole-you can't get literature (smell) and martial arts (dance)

Sailor to sailor-bottled water

Fish seller-smelly

Fat woman sitting in a stool tower milkshake

Yellow bark tree is big brother-don't cook or eat.

Nanwu Lao fell into the cesspit-there was no airing man.

Husband splashes a fan-sadness (wife) is cool.

Ben called the dog-the more he barked, the more he walked.

The herbs on the mountain are growing well.

Kitchen god falls into the pot-essence (steaming)

Vegetarian food on Dinghu Lake-Haozhai

Cats wash their faces-it's sweet.

Allen married Ali fighting class.

Mustard in October-bask in your heart

The paper is gently tied to the chin-mouth.

Coffin shops worship God-I want people to die.

Sweet potato fell into the oven-stew

African monks-beggars (blacks) hate (monks

A hoe with a broken handle-no pressure.

Allen marries ray-everyone is tired.

Fairy tale fart-extraordinary

Moon cake-moon cake

Monk and bear cover-can't be lawless.

Rotten residue, an old Chinese herbal medicine

Roast pig's head-cooked mantra noodles

Lions with tiled eaves-too full

The dog on the tile truss-there is a way.

The wife bears the heavy burden-Yin Gong (male)

Kitchen rag-salty and wet

Boil soup with salted eggs-the heart is really dry

Shut the knife in the shit hole-no profit

Kneeling to feed the mother pig-for money

One-eyed boy's wife.-One-eyed.

Steamed melon-God's land

Husband splashes a fan-sadness (wife) is cool.

Throw a stone into a shit hole-arouse public anger (Gong Dung)

Wet cotton-no bullets

God is a pain in the ass and hates cats.

Insect crutches-unreliable

The kitchen god goes to heaven-there are fruit sentences to tell fruit sentences

Selling pomfret tails-talking

Listen to the funeral of the deaf-don't listen to your dead flute.

Chickens eat night bugs-well aware of it

Undersea grouper-Good blood stasis (fish)

Dude, shave your head.-Soon.

Salusi Money-Attracting the Dead

Covered in knives.-Zhang Li

The birthday boy hanged his neck-too long for life.

Thank you for cooking on New Year's Eve-Do it well or not?

Aben raises cats-transsexuality

Ato is anxious-rely on support.

No eyes cause ulcers in feces and water.

Chaozhou erhu-tut tut tut tut.

Burning flagpole-sigh (charcoal)

Paradise potty-concentrated

Aircraft combat-high altitude combat

Broken wood under the bed-hitting the big wooden board

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