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Who tells me what zongzi means?
In the crazy summer of 2005, Zongzi also kept pace with the times and was given new meaning.
Zongzi is an identity, which can be KGB, 007, Zhang Yi of Su Qin, or an ambassador for peace.
Zongzi is a state of mind, some are extremely bored, some are eager for harmony, some try to profit from it, and some hope to create joy.
While Baidu Super Girl Bar is booming, Zongzi Bar has quietly opened.
There were countless zongzi at that time.
Some people compare zongzi bar to the villain's valley in the peerless double pride.
This is a more wonderful world than Infernal Affairs. Dare you come and play?
wipe out illiteracy
Source: Chris Lee told this well-known joke before eating zongzi. It has become the legendary "Zongzi habitat, corn resort, pot fan nursery, bean jelly refuge ..."
Black Zongzi: the so-called spy, spy, troublemaker and fear of chaos in the world. Also called low-level zongzi.
Green Zongzi: Fans of all factions put down their positions and became the most detached group of super girl fans. Also called senior zongzi.
Pure zongzi: objective and neutral. When judging super girls and fan groups, there is basically no tendency.
Jiaozi stuffing: It is made from some vermicelli. Some people don't agree with the people in their own bars, while others just make guest appearances. Among them are corn dumplings, bean jelly dumplings and so on.
Spring rolls: Some fans took the opportunity to make trouble, put on clothes and wrapped jiaozi, and continued to sow discord.
Exposed stuffing: Many zongzi are essentially fans. For example, when judging which super girl or fan, some stuffed zongzi can't help but show up when they praise. People will call him "wrapped".
High-level: refers to people who are close to every super girl emotionally and geographically. Whoever has resources is the best.
Secondary high-level: the bar owner and the administrator of UC, the head of Super Girl official website.
Hawk: a hardliner in a fan group.
Dove: a moderate among fans.
N reasons to become zongzi
I like everyone.
ID: radish in the corn field
I like spring before making zongzi. Reason, publicly posting that he wants to marry Chunchun; I used to like pens. Reason: I took out my mobile phone and dialed the SMS number during the competition to prepare for writing; I used to like He Jie for this reason. I took my mobile phone to vote for He Jie, but my boyfriend bought it with a bottle of Coca-Cola, and the voting plan went bankrupt.
However, no matter how many people I used to like and how many playboys I used to have, I found this super zongzi bar yesterday afternoon, but I couldn't beat the storm after soaking in the internet.
Isn't it good to have more entertainment?
ID: Sunshine after the storm, jiaozi.
I usually call myself "Zongzi for family entertainment". I used to dive in the super girl bar. There are too many shady and offensive posts, as well as many fanatical offensive posts and shameless slanderous posts. I feel really dark after watching too much. This is also the reason why many people advocate rationality.
Super girls who don't surf the Internet are happy. They can't see the dark side. To tell the truth, the struggle between fans by those means is really psychological. We Zongzi just hope that fans will not be so single-minded and have more spirit of real entertainment. Relax, the game is over. Why are you so nervous?
I am an outlaw of Zongzi.
ID: Specially baked zongzi skin.
I don't know if you have noticed that all super girls have the same situation, that is, all fans are deifying their idols and no other voices are allowed.
So, there was Zongzi. Zongzi can tell the truth, without any mental burden, and is not afraid of being criticized to death by fellow fans in order to tell a truth.
Zongzi originally refers to people who split others. Later, as long as there was a rational and respectful voice in the bar, it was called Zongzi. So we became zongzi.
There are many people in Zongzi Bar now, and there are all kinds of Zongzi, but it is the place with the best atmosphere. No matter what package jiaozi, will not attack each other. As for the rest, ask bar owners how many posts he deletes and how many IDs he seals every day.
Why use zongzi ID? That's because if you talk to Yuchun Bar with the ID of bean jelly, you will risk being killed. Just like using zongzi, a neutral ID with a little black humor, it will be safer.
The little girl who wiped the porcelain, hardcore corn, corn left.
Jane Zhang's good friend, a senior bean jelly, rolled the hoop and announced his withdrawal from the bean jelly group and left Liang Ying a few days ago.
At present, it's hard to say that the opposition between super girl fans is hurting the girls who just started out, but the people who dominate the comments of super girl fans never think about it. As long as they sing hymns, they will be refined, and those with a little rational voice will be deleted.
A rational person has two paths. First, leave the super girl; Second, becoming an outlaw is a jiaozi.
Zongzi, forced out, can't stand this atmosphere.
We didn't want to be dominated by a few people, so we became zongzi.
Zongzi is everyone's demons.
ID: Super Zongzi (owner of Zongzi family)
Joining here at first was just fun. Like me, I'm used to seeing super girls. The super girl was finished, and I was very lost for a while, so I played zongzi.
Those who join the Zongzi family often wear Zongzi vests for fun.
Another reason is that I don't like noisy fans, so I make dumplings aboveboard.
But Zongzi must like Super Girl. You don't know what zongzi is without looking at Super Girl. One of the conditions for making zongzi is that you love watching super girls, and the other is that you can surf the Internet frequently.
In the past, everyone didn't want to be called Zongzi, because that was the bad guy in everyone's heart.
Actually, there is one more thing. Without the existence of zongzi, the voice of super girl would not be so popular, and the number of SMS votes would not be so high. Without the rumors of zongzi, those fans would not be so nervous to canvass everywhere.
The most successful split of zongzi is the top three in Chengdu. One minute, it was said that the box lunch attacked Jing Ying's mother and daughter, and the next minute, it was too much to say that the bean jelly was called Yuchun gay.
The first three teams voted for each other, and the votes of Chris Lee in previous issues were so high because the top three fans helped each other and the top three played friendship cards. But after eight into six, bean jelly broke away from the snack group. Corn and box lunch were renamed rice.
It should be said that this has the greatest relationship with corn balls. Corn executives first proposed to make pure corn, suggesting that corn should not be voted for Jing Ying, but only for Chris Lee. The reason is that a group of friends and relatives heard bean jelly cursing Yuchun.
But this is either the top three divided by pen fans, or Zongzi is afraid that the world will not be chaotic and spread rumors everywhere. The biggest zongzi is actually the devil in the hearts of fans.
But that was done by black zongzi before, and now our zongzi family is just the opposite of those. The super girl is over, and those rotten zongzi have no reason to make trouble.
We want to make super zongzi to resolve conflicts. Now advocate a new era of green zongzi entertainment.
Twenty-four hours after I joined the Zongzi team
Zongzi after listening for a long time.
When my colleague told me that Baidu really had "Zongzi Bar", I was greatly surprised. Isn't it a dispute? I'm not ashamed of setting up an organization. Run to search, three: Zongba (669 posts), Zongba (365 posts), Super Zongba (549 18 posts).
Among them, the popularity of Super Zongzi Bar surprised me again.
Visit the Super Zongzi. I made a post, just to show my identity as a reporter, hoping to interview Zongzi people, which caused countless bricks.
"Make an appointment with Zongzi senior first. Zongzi also drops regularly. " Zong Ran told the Post when he died.
"I suspect that the landlord is jiaozi, who sent information from a fan." Looking for her in zongzi, she said.
"Do you want us to read your weekly newspaper?" This is a response to the real jiaozi day and night.
And Zongzi soon found out that I posted in the bean jelly bar according to my IP, so she revealed that the landlord was Da Zongzi, and she had been posting in the bar in Jane Zhang.
And all this happened within ten minutes, and I immediately looked at Zongzi Bar with new eyes.
However, after confirming that I am a reporter of E Times, not a black zongzi who came to spy on the enemy, the lovely green zongzi quickly became one with me. Zongzi people explained that they have been playing infernal affairs for a long time, and when they meet strangers, they will not show their level without suspicion and without malice.
The next step is to make up all kinds of zongzi literacy posts and the pioneering history of zongzi bar.
I used to think that Zongzi was just a person who sabotaged feelings everywhere, but my colleagues insisted that Zongzi was a group of boring pranksters. After I joined the Zongzi team, I found that we were all wrong.
Many zongzi are calm people.
Super girl brings not only madness, but also a dark side. Everyone has been paying attention to the players, and rarely really pay attention to the fans. Especially after the game, many people can't adjust their mentality. I watched it a while ago, and the bar smelled crazy. These fanaticism actually put pressure on super girls.
Because love is too much, it becomes stress, and sometimes it becomes hurt.
Inquired about it, I found that many zongzi were "victims" of factional struggles, and some were called zongzi by two bars because they liked two, such as rice noodles, and they were not flattering everywhere. And fans are divided into hawks and doves, fighting each other and being sad.
Zongzi people told me that they have been trying to entertain, hoping to infect people. Recently, there have even been some troublemakers in Zongzi Bar. Zongzi people are occasionally a little discouraged, but they still work hard and are very cute.
They believe that after the storm, the sun shines.
I posted it until four o'clock in the morning, and finally fell asleep and woke up. Three-page 120 post, Zongzi people responded to my interview with enthusiasm, and my words were also "refined". The next day, many green zongzi still added me QQ to tell their stories, and there were countless cold jokes and hot jokes about zongzi. When the steamed stuffed bun family fought with the rice family, fried rice with eggs and the like beat the meat rolls out of the water and forced Zongzi into a corner. Zongzi took off his coat and said, I'm a spy!
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